Siobh.Ohagan #17 Acts all posh, won't even wash, god forbid she's running out of dosh

[Dont_Call_Me_Shirley]

i do hope someday, Sinead hegarty will plagiarise all my work and sell an ebook

This 100%

You've made a better sequel than the originals. This is your Terminator 2 of poems

 

[Addd]

She mentioned recently that If she had no insta she would be fine, ah no Siobhan you would not - please wake up, without insta u would be nothing

She likes to think she would be grand, but the reality is without Instagram she would have to face how lonely she is. Financial speaking she’s playing a short term game with this travelling and furnace shite

Just to add not all corporate jobs are made equal, I’d take my “corporate job” any day over her lifestyle

 

[leahcimm123]

And now I drink every day and eat pizza 4 times a week

 

[Cantstopreading]

2 hrs work a day......really

 

[Fitfan47]

Wow, her resting heart rate is 73, seems v high for an 'athlete', I use Fitbit and normally at about 59 and if I have a drink it will go to about 65, which freaks me out! Either she's pretty unfit or tanning the drink that it's so high for someone who trains eveyday and makes sure they're well rested?

Came here to say this. Athletic populations would be aiming to have a RHR much lower (Mine is currently 53-55ish for off season but will drop to mid 40s in season.

 

[Tazzie]

Came here to say this. Athletic populations would be aiming to have a RHR much lower (Mine is currently 53-55ish for off season but will drop to mid 40s in season.

I’m nowhere close to being an athlete and my resting heat rate is around 59/60 usually..

 

[caz87]

She's just said she works for 1-2 hours a day. I mean, if I could, I'd do the exact same BUT how, how has she no time to learn how to cook or to meal prep? What does she do with all her day? She only reads in the morning, she 'doesn't watch TV (unless someone she fancies watches something and then she will), yes, she exercises but again, that's 2 hours a day.

hahaha James Smith said yesterday he works 2-3 hours a day….

 

[Tippedover21]

She is having a real self validation day today.

Tick tock Siobhán. Influencer life will be no good to you in 5/10 years time if you continue living the way you are. There is more focus coming onto FB/Instagram platforms than ever before from government committees around election interference etc.

A 500 point LC won't cover for years spent bleeping around doing nothing. If you don't diversify from what you do now things will come to a very abrupt halt. I already think the waffly influencer train is grinding to a halt.

 

[rebremm99]

@brandambassador your best work yet
Hope the hospital visit went well for you x

 

[Flower29]

Dear Diary

Time is coming closer now,
The month of august has just hit,
By the time this month is out,
I’ll sure have rode James Smith!

July was a busy one,
There was no time left to shower!
After BJJ & dominos,
I’m only left with 22 hours!!

my family got such a shock-
One random Saturday morning,
When I arrived and surprised the house,
Without a word of warning!

‘Siobhan’ they said: ‘this is such a surprise,
You shock us every quarter,
It’s getting old now though - so cop the duck on,
We are scarlet for our own daughter’

A few more weeks to IFS,
James will succumb to my advances!
I threw the leg over him in Bali once,
But he said my vag was rancid!

Waxed and vaxed and showered this time,
He will surely dip his wick !
London has cost me a fortune now,
It is expensive to be chasing dick!

The furnace is doing really well,
More happy excel sheets this week!
I love putting formulas into excel,
Did I ever mention I was a maths geek?

That one troll that always follows my life,
Seems to be getting more & more bitter,
But I was able to discreetly argue with them,
Because nobody guessed I was NICCA!

I’m really loving life in London,
BJJ, almond croissants and wine,
A troll said I had an alcohol problem
And like Ross from friends said - I’M FINE

I’m missing Bali, Im missing Dublin,
I’m also missing lots of common sense,
This binge and restrict lifestyle I follow,
Is actually pretty bleeping dense !

My birthday is coming, and IFS looming,
So many opportunities to drink!
Some people say morning bubbles is wrong,
But it’s ok after 7am I think!

Ill leave you with some coffee thoughts,
I’ve had some real profound thoughts of late.
If James ignores me at IFS-
Will I look like Shivvy no mates?

So I’ll continue to befriend Fliss, she is my link in,
She says Sex with Diren is like being in heaven,
But when I asked Diren what was the story,
He said she’s is just knees up 24-7 !

I have to go now, it’s nearly 8 o clock at night,
I have so much to do in the morning!
I must report Sven for trolling this week,
And ensure he gets an Instagram warning!

Im back working with brands, I’m so good with ads,
I’m An athlete, who tans and paints nails,
Follow me here and use all my codes,
And you too will be attractive to all males!

I missed Bali a lot this week, I miss Dublin,
I miss all my homes.
But someone as well travelled & educated like me,
Truly only misses chicken fillet rolls xxx

Xxxxx

NICCA!! Excellent work, one of the best yet

 

[Erikafei]

Casually reminding us that she has sex this morning on her stories. Didn't need that vision with my morning coffee

 

[Vivian124]

She does not have sex. At all. Not even a bit.

 

[JustmeKC]

She does not have sex. At all. Not even a bit.

Not even a bit

 

[Fitzytour]

And now I drink every day and eat pizza 4 times a week

I’m sorry but does she want a bleeping medal?! Nowadays most professions you are in you have to do continuous professional development if you want to get promoted etc, it’s nearly the norm to work full time and do further education etc part time. And it’s very achievable if you don’t have kids. I hate when people act the martyr about how it’s so tough studying and working, if you have the privilege of being able to do so you should count yourself damn lucky.

 

[Dtfy]

I’m nowhere close to being an athlete and my resting heat rate is around 59/60 usually..

Yes I'm over weight and my resting, according to Fitbit, is 61.

 

[HarryPotHead]

I’m sorry but does she want a bleeping medal?! Nowadays most professions you are in you have to do continuous professional development if you want to get promoted etc, it’s nearly the norm to work full time and do further education etc part time. And it’s very achievable if you don’t have kids. I hate when people act the martyr about how it’s so tough studying and working, if you have the privilege of being able to do so you should count yourself damn lucky.

My sister worked and studied and had 2 kids to look after it is a privilege and I hate when people act like it's just sooo haaaard

 

[Aaargh]

Came here to say this. Athletic populations would be aiming to have a RHR much lower (Mine is currently 53-55ish for off season but will drop to mid 40s in season.

Yeah I thought so too! I’m currently pregnant (and struggling a bit) so mine is higher than it is normally and it’s not even as high as that!

 

[dddddddddddd]

Is she ok? 2 hours of work a day, what the hell else does she do with her day? Eat pizza and walk alone

 

[HumphreyB]

So if she only works 2 hours per day how come she cant cook her food/wash herself or even look like she doesnt stink to high heaven.

 

[whytho12345]

Shivs boyfriend (James Smith) is getting heat from bodybuilders at the min and acting like he doesn't care at all (even though he's referred to it many times in his stories, then made a grid post). That pretty princess girl that called out Siobhan without actually naming her that last time has shared something about it. I'm enjoying it so thought you should too.

Genuinely think James loves it. He’s gained 3000 followers from that post so far didn’t he say, for the most part people who consider themselves “bodybuilders” tend to be assholes who think they’re better than everyone else so I think it’s hilarious I actually like James more cos of it and refollowed him He made post for engagement and it’s worked a treat. They fall for it every time