Siobh.Ohagan #17 Acts all posh, won't even wash, god forbid she's running out of dosh

[brandambassador]

One of your BEST. 10000/10

sorry is 10000/10 < or > than 11/10

 

[Notheretogossip]

Dear Diary

Time is coming closer now,
The month of august has just hit,
By the time this month is out,
I’ll sure have rode James Smith!

July was a busy one,
There was no time left to shower!
After BJJ & dominos,
I’m only left with 22 hours!!

my family got such a shock-
One random Saturday morning,
When I arrived and surprised the house,
Without a word of warning!

‘Siobhan’ they said: ‘this is such a surprise,
You shock us every quarter,
It’s getting old now though - so cop the duck on,
We are scarlet for our own daughter’

A few more weeks to IFS,
James will succumb to my advances!
I threw the leg over him in Bali once,
But he said my vag was rancid!

Waxed and vaxed and showered this time,
He will surely dip his wick !
London has cost me a fortune now,
It is expensive to be chasing dick!

The furnace is doing really well,
More happy excel sheets this week!
I love putting formulas into excel,
Did I ever mention I was a maths geek?

That one troll that always follows my life,
Seems to be getting more & more bitter,
But I was able to discreetly argue with them,
Because nobody guessed I was NICCA!

I’m really loving life in London,
BJJ, almond croissants and wine,
A troll said I had an alcohol problem
And like Ross from friends said - I’M FINE

I’m missing Bali, Im missing Dublin,
I’m also missing lots of common sense,
This binge and restrict lifestyle I follow,
Is actually pretty bleeping dense !

My birthday is coming, and IFS looming,
So many opportunities to drink!
Some people say morning bubbles is wrong,
But it’s ok after 7am I think!

Ill leave you with some coffee thoughts,
I’ve had some real profound thoughts of late.
If James ignores me at IFS-
Will I look like Shivvy no mates?

So I’ll continue to befriend Fliss, she is my link in,
She says Sex with Diren is like being in heaven,
But when I asked Diren what was the story,
He said she’s is just knees up 24-7 !

I have to go now, it’s nearly 8 o clock at night,
I have so much to do in the morning!
I must report Sven for trolling this week,
And ensure he gets an Instagram warning!

Im back working with brands, I’m so good with ads,
I’m An athlete, who tans and paints nails,
Follow me here and use all my codes,
And you too will be attractive to all males!

I missed Bali a lot this week, I miss Dublin,
I miss all my homes.
But someone as well travelled & educated like me,
Truly only misses chicken fillet rolls xxx

Xxxxx

This is brilliant. I am laughing my head off

Always so on point You are our hero

 

[HappyMum44]

Dear Diary

Time is coming closer now,
The month of august has just hit,
By the time this month is out,
I’ll sure have rode James Smith!

July was a busy one,
There was no time left to shower!
After BJJ & dominos,
I’m only left with 22 hours!!

my family got such a shock-
One random Saturday morning,
When I arrived and surprised the house,
Without a word of warning!

‘Siobhan’ they said: ‘this is such a surprise,
You shock us every quarter,
It’s getting old now though - so cop the duck on,
We are scarlet for our own daughter’

A few more weeks to IFS,
James will succumb to my advances!
I threw the leg over him in Bali once,
But he said my vag was rancid!

Waxed and vaxed and showered this time,
He will surely dip his wick !
London has cost me a fortune now,
It is expensive to be chasing dick!

The furnace is doing really well,
More happy excel sheets this week!
I love putting formulas into excel,
Did I ever mention I was a maths geek?

That one troll that always follows my life,
Seems to be getting more & more bitter,
But I was able to discreetly argue with them,
Because nobody guessed I was NICCA!

I’m really loving life in London,
BJJ, almond croissants and wine,
A troll said I had an alcohol problem
And like Ross from friends said - I’M FINE

I’m missing Bali, Im missing Dublin,
I’m also missing lots of common sense,
This binge and restrict lifestyle I follow,
Is actually pretty bleeping dense !

My birthday is coming, and IFS looming,
So many opportunities to drink!
Some people say morning bubbles is wrong,
But it’s ok after 7am I think!

Ill leave you with some coffee thoughts,
I’ve had some real profound thoughts of late.
If James ignores me at IFS-
Will I look like Shivvy no mates?

So I’ll continue to befriend Fliss, she is my link in,
She says Sex with Diren is like being in heaven,
But when I asked Diren what was the story,
He said she’s is just knees up 24-7 !

I have to go now, it’s nearly 8 o clock at night,
I have so much to do in the morning!
I must report Sven for trolling this week,
And ensure he gets an Instagram warning!

Im back working with brands, I’m so good with ads,
I’m An athlete, who tans and paints nails,
Follow me here and use all my codes,
And you too will be attractive to all males!

I missed Bali a lot this week, I miss Dublin,
I miss all my homes.
But someone as well travelled & educated like me,
Truly only misses chicken fillet rolls xxx

Xxxxx

You have truly outdone yourself @brandambassador. If you put them all together and sell as an E Book you will make a fortune !!!

 

[brandambassador]

You have truly outdone yourself @brandambassador. If you put them all together and sell as an E Book you will make a fortune !!!

i do hope someday, Sinead hegarty will plagiarise all my work and sell an ebook

 

[Markbire]

She's back in Dublin with her boyfriend. Travelled from Oz based on some sort of 'exemption'. 11k on Emirates First Class. (I'm guessing that's Oz dollars - still almost €6750 - crazzzzzyyyyy). Oh, and vlogged!

Yea but when people ask what the exemption “oh swipe up and watch the vlog. I talk about it there”. Nah I’m good.

How is Oz letting them back in? I though they had a full lockdown and not allowing any non-citizens back in.

 

[Hairylairy]

Yea but when people ask what the exemption “oh swipe up and watch the vlog. I talk about it there”. Nah I’m good.

How is Oz letting them back in? I though they had a full lockdown and not allowing any non-citizens back in.

Don't think they'll be let back in until certain % of Oz population is vaxxed, that's what my niece in Sydney told me

 

[Markbire]

Dear Diary

Time is coming closer now,
The month of august has just hit,
By the time this month is out,
I’ll sure have rode James Smith!

July was a busy one,
There was no time left to shower!
After BJJ & dominos,
I’m only left with 22 hours!!

my family got such a shock-
One random Saturday morning,
When I arrived and surprised the house,
Without a word of warning!

‘Siobhan’ they said: ‘this is such a surprise,
You shock us every quarter,
It’s getting old now though - so cop the duck on,
We are scarlet for our own daughter’

A few more weeks to IFS,
James will succumb to my advances!
I threw the leg over him in Bali once,
But he said my vag was rancid!

Waxed and vaxed and showered this time,
He will surely dip his wick !
London has cost me a fortune now,
It is expensive to be chasing dick!

The furnace is doing really well,
More happy excel sheets this week!
I love putting formulas into excel,
Did I ever mention I was a maths geek?

That one troll that always follows my life,
Seems to be getting more & more bitter,
But I was able to discreetly argue with them,
Because nobody guessed I was NICCA!

I’m really loving life in London,
BJJ, almond croissants and wine,
A troll said I had an alcohol problem
And like Ross from friends said - I’M FINE

I’m missing Bali, Im missing Dublin,
I’m also missing lots of common sense,
This binge and restrict lifestyle I follow,
Is actually pretty bleeping dense !

My birthday is coming, and IFS looming,
So many opportunities to drink!
Some people say morning bubbles is wrong,
But it’s ok after 7am I think!

Ill leave you with some coffee thoughts,
I’ve had some real profound thoughts of late.
If James ignores me at IFS-
Will I look like Shivvy no mates?

So I’ll continue to befriend Fliss, she is my link in,
She says Sex with Diren is like being in heaven,
But when I asked Diren what was the story,
He said she’s is just knees up 24-7 !

I have to go now, it’s nearly 8 o clock at night,
I have so much to do in the morning!
I must report Sven for trolling this week,
And ensure he gets an Instagram warning!

Im back working with brands, I’m so good with ads,
I’m An athlete, who tans and paints nails,
Follow me here and use all my codes,
And you too will be attractive to all males!

I missed Bali a lot this week, I miss Dublin,
I miss all my homes.
But someone as well travelled & educated like me,
Truly only misses chicken fillet rolls xxx

Xxxxx

Outstanding .

Take a bow. Collect your Grammy.

Don't think they'll be let back in until certain % of Oz population is vaxxed, that's what my niece in Sydney told me

I thought that myself

 

[Aghast]

Dear Diary

Time is coming closer now,
The month of august has just hit,
By the time this month is out,
I’ll sure have rode James Smith!

July was a busy one,
There was no time left to shower!
After BJJ & dominos,
I’m only left with 22 hours!!

my family got such a shock-
One random Saturday morning,
When I arrived and surprised the house,
Without a word of warning!

‘Siobhan’ they said: ‘this is such a surprise,
You shock us every quarter,
It’s getting old now though - so cop the duck on,
We are scarlet for our own daughter’

A few more weeks to IFS,
James will succumb to my advances!
I threw the leg over him in Bali once,
But he said my vag was rancid!

Waxed and vaxed and showered this time,
He will surely dip his wick !
London has cost me a fortune now,
It is expensive to be chasing dick!

The furnace is doing really well,
More happy excel sheets this week!
I love putting formulas into excel,
Did I ever mention I was a maths geek?

That one troll that always follows my life,
Seems to be getting more & more bitter,
But I was able to discreetly argue with them,
Because nobody guessed I was NICCA!

I’m really loving life in London,
BJJ, almond croissants and wine,
A troll said I had an alcohol problem
And like Ross from friends said - I’M FINE

I’m missing Bali, Im missing Dublin,
I’m also missing lots of common sense,
This binge and restrict lifestyle I follow,
Is actually pretty bleeping dense !

My birthday is coming, and IFS looming,
So many opportunities to drink!
Some people say morning bubbles is wrong,
But it’s ok after 7am I think!

Ill leave you with some coffee thoughts,
I’ve had some real profound thoughts of late.
If James ignores me at IFS-
Will I look like Shivvy no mates?

So I’ll continue to befriend Fliss, she is my link in,
She says Sex with Diren is like being in heaven,
But when I asked Diren what was the story,
He said she’s is just knees up 24-7 !

I have to go now, it’s nearly 8 o clock at night,
I have so much to do in the morning!
I must report Sven for trolling this week,
And ensure he gets an Instagram warning!

Im back working with brands, I’m so good with ads,
I’m An athlete, who tans and paints nails,
Follow me here and use all my codes,
And you too will be attractive to all males!

I missed Bali a lot this week, I miss Dublin,
I miss all my homes.
But someone as well travelled & educated like me,
Truly only misses chicken fillet rolls xxx

Xxxxx

I love that you rhymed Nicca with bitter

 

[dazzled103]

Dear Diary

Time is coming closer now,
The month of august has just hit,
By the time this month is out,
I’ll sure have rode James Smith!

July was a busy one,
There was no time left to shower!
After BJJ & dominos,
I’m only left with 22 hours!!

my family got such a shock-
One random Saturday morning,
When I arrived and surprised the house,
Without a word of warning!

‘Siobhan’ they said: ‘this is such a surprise,
You shock us every quarter,
It’s getting old now though - so cop the duck on,
We are scarlet for our own daughter’

A few more weeks to IFS,
James will succumb to my advances!
I threw the leg over him in Bali once,
But he said my vag was rancid!

Waxed and vaxed and showered this time,
He will surely dip his wick !
London has cost me a fortune now,
It is expensive to be chasing dick!

The furnace is doing really well,
More happy excel sheets this week!
I love putting formulas into excel,
Did I ever mention I was a maths geek?

That one troll that always follows my life,
Seems to be getting more & more bitter,
But I was able to discreetly argue with them,
Because nobody guessed I was NICCA!

I’m really loving life in London,
BJJ, almond croissants and wine,
A troll said I had an alcohol problem
And like Ross from friends said - I’M FINE

I’m missing Bali, Im missing Dublin,
I’m also missing lots of common sense,
This binge and restrict lifestyle I follow,
Is actually pretty bleeping dense !

My birthday is coming, and IFS looming,
So many opportunities to drink!
Some people say morning bubbles is wrong,
But it’s ok after 7am I think!

Ill leave you with some coffee thoughts,
I’ve had some real profound thoughts of late.
If James ignores me at IFS-
Will I look like Shivvy no mates?

So I’ll continue to befriend Fliss, she is my link in,
She says Sex with Diren is like being in heaven,
But when I asked Diren what was the story,
He said she’s is just knees up 24-7 !

I have to go now, it’s nearly 8 o clock at night,
I have so much to do in the morning!
I must report Sven for trolling this week,
And ensure he gets an Instagram warning!

Im back working with brands, I’m so good with ads,
I’m An athlete, who tans and paints nails,
Follow me here and use all my codes,
And you too will be attractive to all males!

I missed Bali a lot this week, I miss Dublin,
I miss all my homes.
But someone as well travelled & educated like me,
Truly only misses chicken fillet rolls xxx

Xxxxx

I actually get wheezy and laugh like Mutley when I read these Take a bow!

You have truly outdone yourself @brandambassador. If you put them all together and sell as an E Book you will make a fortune !!!

Don’t do that until I restock my Tena’s!!!!

 

[MyMumTakesMyNudes]

Dear Diary

Time is coming closer now,
The month of august has just hit,
By the time this month is out,
I’ll sure have rode James Smith!

July was a busy one,
There was no time left to shower!
After BJJ & dominos,
I’m only left with 22 hours!!

my family got such a shock-
One random Saturday morning,
When I arrived and surprised the house,
Without a word of warning!

‘Siobhan’ they said: ‘this is such a surprise,
You shock us every quarter,
It’s getting old now though - so cop the duck on,
We are scarlet for our own daughter’

A few more weeks to IFS,
James will succumb to my advances!
I threw the leg over him in Bali once,
But he said my vag was rancid!

Waxed and vaxed and showered this time,
He will surely dip his wick !
London has cost me a fortune now,
It is expensive to be chasing dick!

The furnace is doing really well,
More happy excel sheets this week!
I love putting formulas into excel,
Did I ever mention I was a maths geek?

That one troll that always follows my life,
Seems to be getting more & more bitter,
But I was able to discreetly argue with them,
Because nobody guessed I was NICCA!

I’m really loving life in London,
BJJ, almond croissants and wine,
A troll said I had an alcohol problem
And like Ross from friends said - I’M FINE

I’m missing Bali, Im missing Dublin,
I’m also missing lots of common sense,
This binge and restrict lifestyle I follow,
Is actually pretty bleeping dense !

My birthday is coming, and IFS looming,
So many opportunities to drink!
Some people say morning bubbles is wrong,
But it’s ok after 7am I think!

Ill leave you with some coffee thoughts,
I’ve had some real profound thoughts of late.
If James ignores me at IFS-
Will I look like Shivvy no mates?

So I’ll continue to befriend Fliss, she is my link in,
She says Sex with Diren is like being in heaven,
But when I asked Diren what was the story,
He said she’s is just knees up 24-7 !

I have to go now, it’s nearly 8 o clock at night,
I have so much to do in the morning!
I must report Sven for trolling this week,
And ensure he gets an Instagram warning!

Im back working with brands, I’m so good with ads,
I’m An athlete, who tans and paints nails,
Follow me here and use all my codes,
And you too will be attractive to all males!

I missed Bali a lot this week, I miss Dublin,
I miss all my homes.
But someone as well travelled & educated like me,
Truly only misses chicken fillet rolls xxx

Xxxxx

GENIUS! What I really want to know is how many leaving cert points YOU got

(Still not more than Shivvy no mates though)

 

[Emdemd]

Dear Diary

Time is coming closer now,
The month of august has just hit,
By the time this month is out,
I’ll sure have rode James Smith!

July was a busy one,
There was no time left to shower!
After BJJ & dominos,
I’m only left with 22 hours!!

my family got such a shock-
One random Saturday morning,
When I arrived and surprised the house,
Without a word of warning!

‘Siobhan’ they said: ‘this is such a surprise,
You shock us every quarter,
It’s getting old now though - so cop the duck on,
We are scarlet for our own daughter’

A few more weeks to IFS,
James will succumb to my advances!
I threw the leg over him in Bali once,
But he said my vag was rancid!

Waxed and vaxed and showered this time,
He will surely dip his wick !
London has cost me a fortune now,
It is expensive to be chasing dick!

The furnace is doing really well,
More happy excel sheets this week!
I love putting formulas into excel,
Did I ever mention I was a maths geek?

That one troll that always follows my life,
Seems to be getting more & more bitter,
But I was able to discreetly argue with them,
Because nobody guessed I was NICCA!

I’m really loving life in London,
BJJ, almond croissants and wine,
A troll said I had an alcohol problem
And like Ross from friends said - I’M FINE

I’m missing Bali, Im missing Dublin,
I’m also missing lots of common sense,
This binge and restrict lifestyle I follow,
Is actually pretty bleeping dense !

My birthday is coming, and IFS looming,
So many opportunities to drink!
Some people say morning bubbles is wrong,
But it’s ok after 7am I think!

Ill leave you with some coffee thoughts,
I’ve had some real profound thoughts of late.
If James ignores me at IFS-
Will I look like Shivvy no mates?

So I’ll continue to befriend Fliss, she is my link in,
She says Sex with Diren is like being in heaven,
But when I asked Diren what was the story,
He said she’s is just knees up 24-7 !

I have to go now, it’s nearly 8 o clock at night,
I have so much to do in the morning!
I must report Sven for trolling this week,
And ensure he gets an Instagram warning!

Im back working with brands, I’m so good with ads,
I’m An athlete, who tans and paints nails,
Follow me here and use all my codes,
And you too will be attractive to all males!

I missed Bali a lot this week, I miss Dublin,
I miss all my homes.
But someone as well travelled & educated like me,
Truly only misses chicken fillet rolls xxx

Xxxxx

bleeping outstanding

Specifically the paragraphs with NICCA and I'M FINE

Now...as I start my actual working day shortly and since I'm having my usual coffee..... Does that count as my morning coffee thoughts

 

[brandambassador]

Look since some one has asked about my leaving cert results - I didn’t get 500 I -actually only got 475. Please don’t consider throwing me off the thread. I promise I did get an A in English Though.
have you all judged me now I can feel it.
Sorry xxx

 

[generalb@stard]

and the Gold medal goes to @brandambassador

 

[Biscuit or cake]

Great poem as always... glad Shiv didn't go and overshadow you this week!

She was too busy sleeping 9 to 5... what a way to make a livin'

 

[Sande]

Just in case no one believes she wakes at 5am she's put her sleep score up

 

[SellyKayne]

Just in case no one believes she wakes at 5am she's put her sleep score up

We know she wakes. But what she does then until 9am....

 

[Sande]

Wow, her resting heart rate is 73, seems v high for an 'athlete', I use Fitbit and normally at about 59 and if I have a drink it will go to about 65, which freaks me out! Either she's pretty unfit or tanning the drink that it's so high for someone who trains eveyday and makes sure they're well rested?

 

[Dtfy]

She's just said she works for 1-2 hours a day. I mean, if I could, I'd do the exact same BUT how, how has she no time to learn how to cook or to meal prep? What does she do with all her day? She only reads in the morning, she 'doesn't watch TV (unless someone she fancies watches something and then she will), yes, she exercises but again, that's 2 hours a day.

 

[Addd]

She's just said she works for 1-2 hours a day. I mean, if I could, I'd do the exact same BUT how, how has she no time to learn how to cook or to meal prep? What does she do with all her day? She only reads in the morning, she 'doesn't watch TV (unless someone she fancies watches something and then she will), yes, she exercises but again, that's 2 hours a day.

Yeah it doesn’t add up that she doesn’t even have time to shower and has to schedule when to wash? If her morning is busy between going to the gym and her sped up yoga etc, like what does be doing with the rest of the day that she can’t wash a plate? It just shows that 1. Her whole lifestyle is just for show online and 2. She barely invests anytime into her clients, and the furnace in general.

 

[dddddddddddd]

She mentioned recently that If she had no insta she would be fine, ah no Siobhan you would not - please wake up, without insta u would be nothing