Siobh.Ohagan #15 and everywhere James went, Siobhán was sure to follow

[Itsme22]

JS has recently been talking about taking electrolytes after training after he had a guest on his podcast who gifted him some.

Lo and behold, Shiv is now talking about them.

She is just so embarrassing. Has she no shame?View attachment 652293

I'm one million percent convinced she's trolling us at this stage...no 30 odd year old woman could be THAT obsessed with anyone as she appears to be with JS?! I think you need one of those dastardly 9 - 5 jobs to fill your day Shiv love x

 

[Youltae]

Dear Diary,
It’s been a busy week. Buckle Up witches xx

This week was a busy one,
I got so much stuff done,
I moaned and groaned when I walked in the rain,
A ginge like me needs sun.

Let’s start at the start,
To go through the last few days-
I’m still binge eating junk,
And still insta stalking James

I heard he likes the girly girls,
So I got my fanny plucked,
I also heard he likes fit girls,
But boxing had me fucked

Then I heard another thing,
That he likes girls who are vain,
So I went off to Harrods for lunch,
And insta-d my champagne.

I opened a few furnace spots,
To distract my mind from James,
A ten out of ten excel review,
Every review reads the same

I ate a lot of crap this week,
That was not the plan,
But dominos messed my order up,
And ‘free’ pizza trumps any man.

I even bought an almond croissant,
I thought ‘this will do the trick’,
Again I failed -and I was ghosted,
James just give me your dick

Another day, another meal,
This time Camille messed up my dish,
I happily sat and ate my food,
Sweaty and smelling of fish

With all those failings building up,
And James not taking the hint,
I tried again with Diren & Fliss,
But third wheeling has me skint

I cannot wait until the day,
That nightclubs open here,
I’ll tell everyone I worked in a club,
Even though that was yester-year! 🥱

I met 50 Cent, And Ronan Keating,
I even met Ann Doyle,
Corporate by day, mad bastard by night,
And acting like I’m Royal

I am thinking of going to Ireland soon,
I miss my people there,
It is not (just) because I want,
Freebies for hair and skincare.

That ghastly love island started again,
Who cares about a strangers love life?
Thank God I hate it, it’s not for me,
Please James, just make me your wife

Twice this week I told a few lies,
On insta when sharing some links.
Book links were affiliate- yet nobody guessed,
And I’m only an ‘Medium’ when I shrink!!

There isn’t much to do in London,
I’ve tried all the pizzas here now,
A dominos here is different to home,
It’s only 100 Calories somehow!

McDonalds for breakfast, ice cream for lunch,
Balance for me is what works-
Maybe that’s why strange men ask me out,
But it’s only for James that I lurk.

So here is the problem, I’ve had one vaccine-
Number 2 is due in a month,
If I flew home now and sneaked in a Jansen,
Would that one troll call me a bleep ???


Xxxxx Shiv-B-Yates

 

[Notheretogossip]

Dear Diary,
It’s been a busy week. Buckle Up witches xx

This week was a busy one,
I got so much stuff done,
I moaned and groaned when I walked in the rain,
A ginge like me needs sun.

Let’s start at the start,
To go through the last few days-
I’m still binge eating junk,
And still insta stalking James

I heard he likes the girly girls,
So I got my fanny plucked,
I also heard he likes fit girls,
But boxing had me fucked

Then I heard another thing,
That he likes girls who are vain,
So I went off to Harrods for lunch,
And insta-d my champagne.

I opened a few furnace spots,
To distract my mind from James,
A ten out of ten excel review,
Every review reads the same

I ate a lot of crap this week,
That was not the plan,
But dominos messed my order up,
And ‘free’ pizza trumps any man.

I even bought an almond croissant,
I thought ‘this will do the trick’,
Again I failed -and I was ghosted,
James just give me your dick

Another day, another meal,
This time Camille messed up my dish,
I happily sat and ate my food,
Sweaty and smelling of fish

With all those failings building up,
And James not taking the hint,
I tried again with Diren & Fliss,
But third wheeling has me skint

I cannot wait until the day,
That nightclubs open here,
I’ll tell everyone I worked in a club,
Even though that was yester-year! 🥱

I met 50 Cent, And Ronan Keating,
I even met Ann Doyle,
Corporate by day, mad bastard by night,
And acting like I’m Royal

I am thinking of going to Ireland soon,
I miss my people there,
It is not (just) because I want,
Freebies for hair and skincare.

That ghastly love island started again,
Who cares about a strangers love life?
Thank God I hate it, it’s not for me,
Please James, just make me your wife

Twice this week I told a few lies,
On insta when sharing some links.
Book links were affiliate- yet nobody guessed,
And I’m only an ‘Medium’ when I shrink!!

There isn’t much to do in London,
I’ve tried all the pizzas here now,
A dominos here is different to home,
It’s only 100 Calories somehow!

McDonalds for breakfast, ice cream for lunch,
Balance for me is what works-
Maybe that’s why strange men ask me out,
But it’s only for James that I lurk.

So here is the problem, I’ve had one vaccine-
Number 2 is due in a month,
If I flew home now and sneaked in a Jansen,
Would that one troll call me a bleep ???


Xxxxx Shiv-B-Yates

I AM DEAD you never fail us

 

[Dont_Call_Me_Shirley]

Dear Diary,
It’s been a busy week. Buckle Up witches xx

This week was a busy one,
I got so much stuff done,
I moaned and groaned when I walked in the rain,
A ginge like me needs sun.

Let’s start at the start,
To go through the last few days-
I’m still binge eating junk,
And still insta stalking James

I heard he likes the girly girls,
So I got my fanny plucked,
I also heard he likes fit girls,
But boxing had me fucked

Then I heard another thing,
That he likes girls who are vain,
So I went off to Harrods for lunch,
And insta-d my champagne.

I opened a few furnace spots,
To distract my mind from James,
A ten out of ten excel review,
Every review reads the same

I ate a lot of crap this week,
That was not the plan,
But dominos messed my order up,
And ‘free’ pizza trumps any man.

I even bought an almond croissant,
I thought ‘this will do the trick’,
Again I failed -and I was ghosted,
James just give me your dick

Another day, another meal,
This time Camille messed up my dish,
I happily sat and ate my food,
Sweaty and smelling of fish

With all those failings building up,
And James not taking the hint,
I tried again with Diren & Fliss,
But third wheeling has me skint

I cannot wait until the day,
That nightclubs open here,
I’ll tell everyone I worked in a club,
Even though that was yester-year! 🥱

I met 50 Cent, And Ronan Keating,
I even met Ann Doyle,
Corporate by day, mad bastard by night,
And acting like I’m Royal

I am thinking of going to Ireland soon,
I miss my people there,
It is not (just) because I want,
Freebies for hair and skincare.

That ghastly love island started again,
Who cares about a strangers love life?
Thank God I hate it, it’s not for me,
Please James, just make me your wife

Twice this week I told a few lies,
On insta when sharing some links.
Book links were affiliate- yet nobody guessed,
And I’m only an ‘Medium’ when I shrink!!

There isn’t much to do in London,
I’ve tried all the pizzas here now,
A dominos here is different to home,
It’s only 100 Calories somehow!

McDonalds for breakfast, ice cream for lunch,
Balance for me is what works-
Maybe that’s why strange men ask me out,
But it’s only for James that I lurk.

So here is the problem, I’ve had one vaccine-
Number 2 is due in a month,
If I flew home now and sneaked in a Jansen,
Would that one troll call me a bleep ???


Xxxxx Shiv-B-Yates

Top quality as usual. You're looking well too

And from what I can tell, England is party central tonight.

Might not be for long, Denmark are well able for them.

Maybe this will be a reality check for her when she realises those she considers good friends have no interest in spending time with her and haven’t made a real effort to include her in anything. Tonight would be the prime night you could just invite someone along just to be nice because there’d be so many people out you wouldn’t have to have one on one time with someone if it was a sort of pity invite and still nothing. Like someone else said if she had anyone to go out with there’s no chance she’d be at home on her own eating ice cream.

TBH at the moment they've both Wimbledon and Euro 2020 on their agenda and she's not part of the scene.

As a male football fan i can say most of us simply dont want airheads/geebags/vacuous twats annoying us generally, but especially during major football tournaments. Actually a lot of us would to spend the month in a cave on our own with the TV. You'd have to be entertaining/talking shite with the likes of Siobhann in the boozer when all we are interested in is the footy.

 

[Markbire]

James is starting back at rugby.
Anyone taking bets that she will start asking about any Tag Rugby games nearby? Or start going on about Rugby

 

[Gossipgurlll5]

Her latest post says imagine it’s the 90’s and people stopped using their phones to tell people how to live their lives.. is that not her entire business? Telling strangers to do the exact opposite of how she lives her life??

 

[G+T]

New Post from shiv.... but shiv of it was the 90s how would you be able to scroll for a thousand hours a week, order food to your door, track your steps, video your workouts, sell us the furnace. And send passive aggressive messages to the universe about tattle.

 

[brandambassador]

Her latest post says imagine it’s the 90’s and people stopped using their phones to tell people how to live their lives.. is that not her entire business? Telling strangers to do the exact opposite of how she lives her life??

Not just telling, charging €79 a month! Take me bleeping back too shiv

 

[Addd]

I do nearly feel sorry for her, but not quite, all her decisions have led her to being alone in her 30s in London with no real friends, proper security with either a job or house, issues with food & alcohol and 15 threads on a gossip site behind her. She will wake up one day and realise that it was all for nothing and at that stage everyone will have moved on with their lives. I think she is way to stubborn to acknowledge anything and always believes she is right. We could all find quotes to highlight in books to fit our narrative if we wanted.

 

[Erikafei]

Her latest post says imagine it’s the 90’s and people stopped using their phones to tell people how to live their lives.. is that not her entire business? Telling strangers to do the exact opposite of how she lives her life??

She's clearly reading here hahaha hi Siobhan

 

[Lollipops23]

I’d admire her more if she was heading out specifically to meet people and broaden her horizons in London.
This sitting in, stuffing herself silly with pizza and drinking alone is just pathetic, particularly given how she tries to tell us how great her “different” life is.

 

[Hairylairy]

Imagine.....its the 90s and nobody is using their phones to show strangers on the Internet they've just devoured a whole tub of Ben & Jerry's by themselves.....

 

[Emdemd]

Her latest post says imagine it’s the 90’s and people stopped using their phones to tell people how to live their lives.. is that not her entire business? Telling strangers to do the exact opposite of how she lives her life??

I thought it was in response to the latest post on nu_fitnessmalahide

I could be reaching though

 

[Lila 1984]

Dear Diary,
It’s been a busy week. Buckle Up witches xx

This week was a busy one,
I got so much stuff done,
I moaned and groaned when I walked in the rain,
A ginge like me needs sun.

Let’s start at the start,
To go through the last few days-
I’m still binge eating junk,
And still insta stalking James

I heard he likes the girly girls,
So I got my fanny plucked,
I also heard he likes fit girls,
But boxing had me fucked

Then I heard another thing,
That he likes girls who are vain,
So I went off to Harrods for lunch,
And insta-d my champagne.

I opened a few furnace spots,
To distract my mind from James,
A ten out of ten excel review,
Every review reads the same

I ate a lot of crap this week,
That was not the plan,
But dominos messed my order up,
And ‘free’ pizza trumps any man.

I even bought an almond croissant,
I thought ‘this will do the trick’,
Again I failed -and I was ghosted,
James just give me your dick

Another day, another meal,
This time Camille messed up my dish,
I happily sat and ate my food,
Sweaty and smelling of fish

With all those failings building up,
And James not taking the hint,
I tried again with Diren & Fliss,
But third wheeling has me skint

I cannot wait until the day,
That nightclubs open here,
I’ll tell everyone I worked in a club,
Even though that was yester-year! 🥱

I met 50 Cent, And Ronan Keating,
I even met Ann Doyle,
Corporate by day, mad bastard by night,
And acting like I’m Royal

I am thinking of going to Ireland soon,
I miss my people there,
It is not (just) because I want,
Freebies for hair and skincare.

That ghastly love island started again,
Who cares about a strangers love life?
Thank God I hate it, it’s not for me,
Please James, just make me your wife

Twice this week I told a few lies,
On insta when sharing some links.
Book links were affiliate- yet nobody guessed,
And I’m only an ‘Medium’ when I shrink!!

There isn’t much to do in London,
I’ve tried all the pizzas here now,
A dominos here is different to home,
It’s only 100 Calories somehow!

McDonalds for breakfast, ice cream for lunch,
Balance for me is what works-
Maybe that’s why strange men ask me out,
But it’s only for James that I lurk.

So here is the problem, I’ve had one vaccine-
Number 2 is due in a month,
If I flew home now and sneaked in a Jansen,
Would that one troll call me a bleep ???


Xxxxx Shiv-B-Yates

Haha brilliant love it

 

[G+T]

I think she has comments switched off

 

[Dtfy]

I think she has comments switched off

No, still there for me

 

[rebremm99]

She’s definitely trolling us with the posts now, but it’s like… you’re making yourself look like a pathetic clinger?! Jokes on you Shiv

 

[G+T]

No, still there for me

See them now lol

 

[Elliebellie1978]

Diren's story. Hmm, can we think of any personal trainers that are not healthy and not setting a good example?

 

[MyMumTakesMyNudes]

I'm one million percent convinced she's trolling us at this stage...no 30 odd year old woman could be THAT obsessed with anyone as she appears to be with JS?! I think you need one of those dastardly 9 - 5 jobs to fill your day Shiv love x

Frankly, I think you’re giving her too much credit

She has absolutely zero self-awareness, and probably thinks she’s being subtle in the hopes of JS being impressed with how “knowledgeable, science-based, and no-BS” she is.

No 30-odd year old woman with any sense of self-awareness would behave the way she does in most instances…
Stealing a vax from the vulnerable
Traipsing around London hoping someone “cool” on IG will spend time with her
Calling herself an “athlete” - I mean that’s just insulting to athletes
Taking zero accountability and shutting down reasonable criticisms without taking even the slightest bit on board
Calling herself a health/fitness/weight loss coach/influencer while eating junkfood every single day of the week without fail

Honestly, what makes you think she’d handle herself with more respect regarding JS than she handles herself in other areas of life?

I truly think she has a warped perception of herself and thinks she’s low-key impressing him.