Siobh.Ohagan #14 Waxed, vaxed, paid no tax. Ireland doesn’t want her back.

[dddddddddddd]

She will be back in Ireland soon, when I wonder

 

[Lila 1984]

Great thread title loving these threads

 

[brandambassador]

Dear Diary

This week was a funny one,
I got a lot of hate,
That one troll is so obsessed with me,
I wish they’d find a mate.

first on the list was a flying visit,
From my bestest pal Sinead,
She claims to be a business boss,
But for her flights I paid.

I tried James’ gym, I tried his bar,
I even read his books,
I just dont know why he won’t shag me,
I’m an athlete with good looks.

I sat through painful lunches with Fliss,
I thought she was my angle in,
Through Diren to James via that friends group,
But in reality she’s just very dim.

Diren popped by when Sinead was over,
To record a podcast for his tribe.
Everything we said and spoke about,
Was an absolute London vibe.

Poor Sinead, she hasn’t a clue,
I correct her on most things,
I got 500 points you see,
And all she does is sell rings.

Still no sign of James this week,
I was thirsty on his posts,
I wonder does he realise,
I’m the girl that suits him the most!

I got my first vaccine this week,
That one troll seemed pretty cross,
But I helped out charities in Bali once
Whilst being an absolute girl boss.

I decided not to talk online,
About the post vaccine pains,
Some homeless and refugees in the queue,
Coughed out loud- they should be ashamed?

Wine by day and beer by night,
Yoga mats and morning eggs,
My daily routine got a little busier,
When I was visited by Begs.

I did try to convince Sinead
That life without Jack out be fine,
I told her she did not need a man
To live a happy single life like mine

she said ‘siobhan you stupid bleep,
You’ve been gagging for a ride’,
‘Maybe I have’, I replied to her
‘But I’m not sure do I bat for the other side.

My once smooth vag is growing back,
My time is closing in,
No man or James has had the pleasure,
In the cave of red hot sin.

I might open spaces up today,
The demand is oh so great,
I’m all about that balance,
And never obsessive with weight.

The summer is passing,
And although I’ve done a load,
Nothing beats surprising dad,
And eating Mams Rocky road.

so someday soon,I’ll ‘go offline’
And to first flight class I go,
I couldn’t fly with common folk,
I considered it - but NO.

Until next time, or until next thread,
I bid you all farewell,
Will I shag James, will I shag Sinead,
Only time will tell xxx

 

[greenteaisjustwrong]

The last thread moved so quickly and was off Insta for a whipe ..has she got her vaccine? How did she manage that??? Raging I missed the stories about that too. She is unbelievable

 

[laurashan94]

Dear Diary

This week was a funny one,
I got a lot of hate,
That one troll is so obsessed with me,
I wish they’d find a mate.

first on the list was a flying visit,
From my bestest pal Sinead,
She claims to be a business boss,
But for her flights I paid.

I tried James’ gym, I tried his bar,
I even read his books,
I just dont know why he won’t shag me,
I’m an athlete with good looks.

I sat through painful lunches with Fliss,
I thought she was my angle in,
Through Diren to James via that friends group,
But in reality she’s just very dim.

Diren popped by when Sinead was over,
To record a podcast for his tribe.
Everything we said and spoke about,
Was an absolute London vibe.

Poor Sinead, she hasn’t a clue,
I correct her on most things,
I got 500 points you see,
And all she does is sell rings.

Still no sign of James this week,
I was thirsty on his posts,
I wonder does he realise,
I’m the girl that suits him the most!

I got my first vaccine this week,
That one troll seemed pretty cross,
But I helped out charities in Bali once
Whilst being an absolute girl boss.

I decided not to talk online,
About the post vaccine pains,
Some homeless and refugees in the queue,
Coughed out loud- they should be ashamed?

Wine by day and beer by night,
Yoga mats and morning eggs,
My daily routine got a little busier,
When I was visited by Begs.

I did try to convince Sinead
That life without Jack out be fine,
I told her she did not need a man
To live a happy single life like mine

she said ‘siobhan you stupid bleep,
You’ve been gagging for a ride’,
‘Maybe I have’, I replied to her
‘But I’m not sure do I bat for the other side.

My once smooth vag is growing back,
My time is closing in,
No man or James has had the pleasure,
In the cave of red hot sin.

I might open spaces up today,
The demand is oh so great,
I’m all about that balance,
And never obsessive with weight.

The summer is passing,
And although I’ve done a load,
Nothing beats surprising dad,
And eating Mams Rocky road.

so someday soon,I’ll ‘go offline’
And to first flight class I go,
I couldn’t fly with common folk,
I considered it - but NO.

Until next time, or until next thread,
I bid you all farewell,
Will I shag James, will I shag Sinead,
Only time will tell xxx

Beautifully written as always

 

[Lmarcon]

Direns expression when Shivs introduces herself as “direns best friend” no further comment required here

his eyes . Also her side profile is very unfortunate

 

[rebremm99]

@brandambassador take a bow brilliant as always!

 

[TiredLady]

She really needs to think about her future. Fair enough she seemed to have had a difficult time in actuarial and that can happen to anyone in their first job post-degree, its nothing to be ashamed of. But you have to get back on the horse. This gym stuff and flashing your arse is a game for the young. If I was her I'd be immediately emailing employers in Dublin and enquiring about a start in actuarial again. This is for posterity. Swipe ups wont pay for a house, holidays etc in her 40s upwards; actuarial will.

It's pretty difficult to become an actuary though. It's around 3 years of horrendous exams and that's if you have exemptions. I can't see her having the discipline for it. I completely agree though she needs to start looking towards the future and a long term plan!

Dear Diary

This week was a funny one,
I got a lot of hate,
That one troll is so obsessed with me,
I wish they’d find a mate.

first on the list was a flying visit,
From my bestest pal Sinead,
She claims to be a business boss,
But for her flights I paid.

I tried James’ gym, I tried his bar,
I even read his books,
I just dont know why he won’t shag me,
I’m an athlete with good looks.

I sat through painful lunches with Fliss,
I thought she was my angle in,
Through Diren to James via that friends group,
But in reality she’s just very dim.

Diren popped by when Sinead was over,
To record a podcast for his tribe.
Everything we said and spoke about,
Was an absolute London vibe.

Poor Sinead, she hasn’t a clue,
I correct her on most things,
I got 500 points you see,
And all she does is sell rings.

Still no sign of James this week,
I was thirsty on his posts,
I wonder does he realise,
I’m the girl that suits him the most!

I got my first vaccine this week,
That one troll seemed pretty cross,
But I helped out charities in Bali once
Whilst being an absolute girl boss.

I decided not to talk online,
About the post vaccine pains,
Some homeless and refugees in the queue,
Coughed out loud- they should be ashamed?

Wine by day and beer by night,
Yoga mats and morning eggs,
My daily routine got a little busier,
When I was visited by Begs.

I did try to convince Sinead
That life without Jack out be fine,
I told her she did not need a man
To live a happy single life like mine

she said ‘siobhan you stupid bleep,
You’ve been gagging for a ride’,
‘Maybe I have’, I replied to her
‘But I’m not sure do I bat for the other side.

My once smooth vag is growing back,
My time is closing in,
No man or James has had the pleasure,
In the cave of red hot sin.

I might open spaces up today,
The demand is oh so great,
I’m all about that balance,
And never obsessive with weight.

The summer is passing,
And although I’ve done a load,
Nothing beats surprising dad,
And eating Mams Rocky road.

so someday soon,I’ll ‘go offline’
And to first flight class I go,
I couldn’t fly with common folk,
I considered it - but NO.

Until next time, or until next thread,
I bid you all farewell,
Will I shag James, will I shag Sinead,
Only time will tell xxx

You are amazing! So talented!!

 

[Influenced]

Cave of red hot sin the furnace

 

[Whoops i said it]

Dear Diary

This week was a funny one,
I got a lot of hate,
That one troll is so obsessed with me,
I wish they’d find a mate.

first on the list was a flying visit,
From my bestest pal Sinead,
She claims to be a business boss,
But for her flights I paid.

I tried James’ gym, I tried his bar,
I even read his books,
I just dont know why he won’t shag me,
I’m an athlete with good looks.

I sat through painful lunches with Fliss,
I thought she was my angle in,
Through Diren to James via that friends group,
But in reality she’s just very dim.

Diren popped by when Sinead was over,
To record a podcast for his tribe.
Everything we said and spoke about,
Was an absolute London vibe.

Poor Sinead, she hasn’t a clue,
I correct her on most things,
I got 500 points you see,
And all she does is sell rings.

Still no sign of James this week,
I was thirsty on his posts,
I wonder does he realise,
I’m the girl that suits him the most!

I got my first vaccine this week,
That one troll seemed pretty cross,
But I helped out charities in Bali once
Whilst being an absolute girl boss.

I decided not to talk online,
About the post vaccine pains,
Some homeless and refugees in the queue,
Coughed out loud- they should be ashamed?

Wine by day and beer by night,
Yoga mats and morning eggs,
My daily routine got a little busier,
When I was visited by Begs.

I did try to convince Sinead
That life without Jack out be fine,
I told her she did not need a man
To live a happy single life like mine

she said ‘siobhan you stupid bleep,
You’ve been gagging for a ride’,
‘Maybe I have’, I replied to her
‘But I’m not sure do I bat for the other side.

My once smooth vag is growing back,
My time is closing in,
No man or James has had the pleasure,
In the cave of red hot sin.

I might open spaces up today,
The demand is oh so great,
I’m all about that balance,
And never obsessive with weight.

The summer is passing,
And although I’ve done a load,
Nothing beats surprising dad,
And eating Mams Rocky road.

so someday soon,I’ll ‘go offline’
And to first flight class I go,
I couldn’t fly with common folk,
I considered it - but NO.

Until next time, or until next thread,
I bid you all farewell,
Will I shag James, will I shag Sinead,
Only time will tell xxx

You lovely genius

 

[gmm1288]

The last thread moved so quickly and was off Insta for a whipe ..has she got her vaccine? How did she manage that??? Raging I missed the stories about that too. She is unbelievable

Take the afternoon and evening off and read through the last thread. The since deleted insta stories have been screenshotted so it all presents in one neat little package..enjoy

 

[HumphreyB]

Cave of Red hot sin. You are an absolute legend

 

[Notheretogossip]

Dear Diary

This week was a funny one,
I got a lot of hate,
That one troll is so obsessed with me,
I wish they’d find a mate.

first on the list was a flying visit,
From my bestest pal Sinead,
She claims to be a business boss,
But for her flights I paid.

I tried James’ gym, I tried his bar,
I even read his books,
I just dont know why he won’t shag me,
I’m an athlete with good looks.

I sat through painful lunches with Fliss,
I thought she was my angle in,
Through Diren to James via that friends group,
But in reality she’s just very dim.

Diren popped by when Sinead was over,
To record a podcast for his tribe.
Everything we said and spoke about,
Was an absolute London vibe.

Poor Sinead, she hasn’t a clue,
I correct her on most things,
I got 500 points you see,
And all she does is sell rings.

Still no sign of James this week,
I was thirsty on his posts,
I wonder does he realise,
I’m the girl that suits him the most!

I got my first vaccine this week,
That one troll seemed pretty cross,
But I helped out charities in Bali once
Whilst being an absolute girl boss.

I decided not to talk online,
About the post vaccine pains,
Some homeless and refugees in the queue,
Coughed out loud- they should be ashamed?

Wine by day and beer by night,
Yoga mats and morning eggs,
My daily routine got a little busier,
When I was visited by Begs.

I did try to convince Sinead
That life without Jack out be fine,
I told her she did not need a man
To live a happy single life like mine

she said ‘siobhan you stupid bleep,
You’ve been gagging for a ride’,
‘Maybe I have’, I replied to her
‘But I’m not sure do I bat for the other side.

My once smooth vag is growing back,
My time is closing in,
No man or James has had the pleasure,
In the cave of red hot sin.

I might open spaces up today,
The demand is oh so great,
I’m all about that balance,
And never obsessive with weight.

The summer is passing,
And although I’ve done a load,
Nothing beats surprising dad,
And eating Mams Rocky road.

so someday soon,I’ll ‘go offline’
And to first flight class I go,
I couldn’t fly with common folk,
I considered it - but NO.

Until next time, or until next thread,
I bid you all farewell,
Will I shag James, will I shag Sinead,
Only time will tell xxx

THIS HAS MADE MY LIFE !!! hahahahahahhahahaha

 

[Tazzie]

Beautifully written as always

Here here

 

[Lollser73]

Dear Diary

This week was a funny one,
I got a lot of hate,
That one troll is so obsessed with me,
I wish they’d find a mate.

first on the list was a flying visit,
From my bestest pal Sinead,
She claims to be a business boss,
But for her flights I paid.

I tried James’ gym, I tried his bar,
I even read his books,
I just dont know why he won’t shag me,
I’m an athlete with good looks.

I sat through painful lunches with Fliss,
I thought she was my angle in,
Through Diren to James via that friends group,
But in reality she’s just very dim.

Diren popped by when Sinead was over,
To record a podcast for his tribe.
Everything we said and spoke about,
Was an absolute London vibe.

Poor Sinead, she hasn’t a clue,
I correct her on most things,
I got 500 points you see,
And all she does is sell rings.

Still no sign of James this week,
I was thirsty on his posts,
I wonder does he realise,
I’m the girl that suits him the most!

I got my first vaccine this week,
That one troll seemed pretty cross,
But I helped out charities in Bali once
Whilst being an absolute girl boss.

I decided not to talk online,
About the post vaccine pains,
Some homeless and refugees in the queue,
Coughed out loud- they should be ashamed?

Wine by day and beer by night,
Yoga mats and morning eggs,
My daily routine got a little busier,
When I was visited by Begs.

I did try to convince Sinead
That life without Jack out be fine,
I told her she did not need a man
To live a happy single life like mine

she said ‘siobhan you stupid bleep,
You’ve been gagging for a ride’,
‘Maybe I have’, I replied to her
‘But I’m not sure do I bat for the other side.

My once smooth vag is growing back,
My time is closing in,
No man or James has had the pleasure,
In the cave of red hot sin.

I might open spaces up today,
The demand is oh so great,
I’m all about that balance,
And never obsessive with weight.

The summer is passing,
And although I’ve done a load,
Nothing beats surprising dad,
And eating Mams Rocky road.

so someday soon,I’ll ‘go offline’
And to first flight class I go,
I couldn’t fly with common folk,
I considered it - but NO.

Until next time, or until next thread,
I bid you all farewell,
Will I shag James, will I shag Sinead,
Only time will tell xxx

Absolutely brilliant love it

 

[brandambassador]

It seems I married the wrong person guys. He’s not the person I thought he was. This morning he said ‘you can finish that poem later it’s not that important come on let’s go to town’.

 

[dotiedot]

It seems I married the wrong person guys. He’s not the person I thought he was. This morning he said ‘you can finish that poem later it’s not that important come on let’s go to town’.

We are here to support you during this difficult time. Top of the list of criteria for your next hubby, a love and understanding for the importance of poetry

 

[Mooordgirl]

We are here to support you during this difficult time. Top of the list of criteria for your next hubby, a love and understanding for the importance of poetry

Your tinder bio can be your next poem

 

[crankypants13]

It seems I married the wrong person guys. He’s not the person I thought he was. This morning he said ‘you can finish that poem later it’s not that important come on let’s go to town’.

Us awful trolls will crowdfund the legal team for your divorce, or just fund the hitman? You choose.

Superb work as always. I’d almost post drivel on the thread just to get to a new one sooner.

 

[Whoops i said it]

Do we think she’s planning a trip?