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Dear Diary
This week was a funny one,
I got a lot of hate,
That one troll is so obsessed with me,
I wish they’d find a mate.
first on the list was a flying visit,
From my bestest pal Sinead,
She claims to be a business boss,
But for her flights I paid.
I tried James’ gym, I tried his bar,
I even read his books,
I just dont know why he won’t shag me,
I’m an athlete with good looks.
I sat through painful lunches with Fliss,
I thought she was my angle in,
Through Diren to James via that friends group,
But in reality she’s just very dim.
Diren popped by when Sinead was over,
To record a podcast for his tribe.
Everything we said and spoke about,
Was an absolute London vibe.
Poor Sinead, she hasn’t a clue,
I correct her on most things,
I got 500 points you see,
And all she does is sell rings.
Still no sign of James this week,
I was thirsty on his posts,
I wonder does he realise,
I’m the girl that suits him the most!
I got my first vaccine this week,
That one troll seemed pretty cross,
But I helped out charities in Bali once
Whilst being an absolute girl boss.
I decided not to talk online,
About the post vaccine pains,
Some homeless and refugees in the queue,
Coughed out loud- they should be ashamed?
Wine by day and beer by night,
Yoga mats and morning eggs,
My daily routine got a little busier,
When I was visited by Begs.
I did try to convince Sinead
That life without Jack out be fine,
I told her she did not need a man
To live a happy single life like mine
she said ‘siobhan you stupid cunt,
You’ve been gagging for a ride’,
‘Maybe I have’, I replied to her
‘But I’m not sure do I bat for the other side.
My once smooth vag is growing back,
My time is closing in,
No man or James has had the pleasure,
In the cave of red hot sin.
I might open spaces up today,
The demand is oh so great,
I’m all about that balance,
And never obsessive with weight.
The summer is passing,
And although I’ve done a load,
Nothing beats surprising dad,
And eating Mams Rocky road.
so someday soon,I’ll ‘go offline’
And to first flight class I go,
I couldn’t fly with common folk,
I considered it - but NO.
Until next time, or until next thread,
I bid you all farewell,
Will I shag James, will I shag Sinead,
Only time will tell xxx
This week was a funny one,
I got a lot of hate,
That one troll is so obsessed with me,
I wish they’d find a mate.
first on the list was a flying visit,
From my bestest pal Sinead,
She claims to be a business boss,
But for her flights I paid.
I tried James’ gym, I tried his bar,
I even read his books,
I just dont know why he won’t shag me,
I’m an athlete with good looks.
I sat through painful lunches with Fliss,
I thought she was my angle in,
Through Diren to James via that friends group,
But in reality she’s just very dim.
Diren popped by when Sinead was over,
To record a podcast for his tribe.
Everything we said and spoke about,
Was an absolute London vibe.
Poor Sinead, she hasn’t a clue,
I correct her on most things,
I got 500 points you see,
And all she does is sell rings.
Still no sign of James this week,
I was thirsty on his posts,
I wonder does he realise,
I’m the girl that suits him the most!
I got my first vaccine this week,
That one troll seemed pretty cross,
But I helped out charities in Bali once
Whilst being an absolute girl boss.
I decided not to talk online,
About the post vaccine pains,
Some homeless and refugees in the queue,
Coughed out loud- they should be ashamed?
Wine by day and beer by night,
Yoga mats and morning eggs,
My daily routine got a little busier,
When I was visited by Begs.
I did try to convince Sinead
That life without Jack out be fine,
I told her she did not need a man
To live a happy single life like mine
she said ‘siobhan you stupid cunt,
You’ve been gagging for a ride’,
‘Maybe I have’, I replied to her
‘But I’m not sure do I bat for the other side.
My once smooth vag is growing back,
My time is closing in,
No man or James has had the pleasure,
In the cave of red hot sin.
I might open spaces up today,
The demand is oh so great,
I’m all about that balance,
And never obsessive with weight.
The summer is passing,
And although I’ve done a load,
Nothing beats surprising dad,
And eating Mams Rocky road.
so someday soon,I’ll ‘go offline’
And to first flight class I go,
I couldn’t fly with common folk,
I considered it - but NO.
Until next time, or until next thread,
I bid you all farewell,
Will I shag James, will I shag Sinead,
Only time will tell xxx
made 
