Simone Anderson

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Yes, but you probably don’t have a weird need to appear uber wealthy to nameless, faceless strangers on the internet…so of course you wouldn’t worry about people knowing you didn’t pay for luxury but got it for free.


You forgot “…I NEEDED to get in touch with you to tell you…”

This is art, and it needs a title. My suggestion would be:

“Stepford Wife Waiting Patiently to be Powered Up for the Day”
Yikes those cheeks are looking more and more overfilled with each week that goes by

We get in Simone, you don't need to keep tagging Tree Top lodge in every single story 🤦🏻‍♀️
bleeping topnotch username you have there 🤣
 
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Off topic slightly, but does Simone have a washing line? Cant imagine it would tie in with her fake grass / lemon tree aesthetic. But the amount of washing she does everyday... always see her loading the machine and the freaking "tap here' washing basket. All through the dryer maybe? Power bill must be massive. #powershopcallme. Looking forward to a story explanation soon, Simmo xx
She used to show the washing hung up on the line but she doesn't seem to do that anymore.

She’s so out of place there hahaha it’s like she’s stumbled onto the set of hunt for the wilderpeople
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Does it say what school she went to? I don't think there would be many schools that offered 14 different sports at the same time
Maybe she went to althetics day and counted the 8 different sports she did that day as active participation 😂
St Cuthberts - year 1-13.

Hey Simone why is swimming a mad rush? Pls respond
Cos she finishes F45 at the same time the swimming lesson starts. So she rushes to swimming all sweaty, gets her togs on and jumps in the pool with the babies so they can all splash around in her sweat.
 
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Cos she finishes F45 at the same time the swimming lesson starts. So she rushes to swimming all sweaty, gets her togs on and jumps in the pool with the babies so they can all splash around in her sweat.
not defending Simone in five million years, but honestly her sweat is probably one of the least gross liquids in a public swimming pool (especially with a bunch of babies in it)
 
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not defending Simone in five million years, but honestly her sweat is probably one of the least gross liquids in a public swimming pool (especially with a bunch of babies in it)
I'm on the same page with the not defending her but yep totally agree.
 
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I borrowed the ebook of her book from the library to check the details that I remembered LOL. In summary, she broke her arm skiing when she was 13, then had a break from sports for a bit. She started to gain weight around then and then it steadily piled on. Her mum seemed very strict with nutrition at home so she became a secret binge eater.
She says “representing Parnell” like it’s a country. It’s a swim school not the Commonwealth Games
 
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Every company that has ever run a social media competition in nz knows this woman 🤣 she enters multiple times under multiple accounts. Of course she won she’s spends hours on end daily entering. We had blocked her because years ago we thought she was a bot but it turns out it’s like a job to her- must be an addiction.
hmm very interesting to see this. I know of another with the surname Taylor from Christchurch who was also prolific in the giveaway/comp space. Wonder if they are related.
 
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Yes, but you probably don’t have a weird need to appear uber wealthy to nameless, faceless strangers on the internet…so of course you wouldn’t worry about people knowing you didn’t pay for luxury but got it for free.


You forgot “…I NEEDED to get in touch with you to tell you…”

This is art, and it needs a title. My suggestion would be:

“Stepford Wife Waiting Patiently to be Powered Up for the Day”
I thought she was wearing a belt but it’s her skin that she has edited a different colour to the rest of her 🤔
 
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hmm very interesting to see this. I know of another with the surname Taylor from Christchurch who was also prolific in the giveaway/comp space. Wonder if they are related.
Possibly same person- she tags herself and replys to herself 🤪 I suspect she has made accounts for all her kids and tags them.
 
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Every company that has ever run a social media competition in nz knows this woman 🤣 she enters multiple times under multiple accounts. Of course she won she’s spends hours on end daily entering. We had blocked her because years ago we thought she was a bot but it turns out it’s like a job to her- must be an addiction.
But it makes Simone soooo happy

Old mate still trying to make us think she's just on a nice weekend away which she's paid for. How dumb does she think we are?
 
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Her followers are bots and overseas people so dunno how she expects to get her followers to go to an event. I asked once where her pink bag was from and she blocked me - I guess she couldn’t say LV cause it’s fake! So bizzare having such a large collection of luxury dupes. The amount she has she could have bought a couple of real ones. I guess it’s all about keeping up appearances. If they were real the boxes and dust bags would be in use or in storage. Why the duck own a house that huge and pay for s storage unit tho!?!?
 
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Her followers are bots and overseas people so dunno how she expects to get her followers to go to an event. I asked once where her pink bag was from and she blocked me - I guess she couldn’t say LV cause it’s fake! So bizzare having such a large collection of luxury dupes. The amount she has she could have bought a couple of real ones. I guess it’s all about keeping up appearances. If they were real the boxes and dust bags would be in use or in storage. Why the duck own a house that huge and pay for s storage unit tho!?!?
Yes the storage unit thing has always puzzled me. Must be annoying when you need something right now only to realise it's in the storage unit.
 
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