Yikes those cheeks are looking more and more overfilled with each week that goes byYes, but you probably don’t have a weird need to appear uber wealthy to nameless, faceless strangers on the internet…so of course you wouldn’t worry about people knowing you didn’t pay for luxury but got it for free.
You forgot “…I NEEDED to get in touch with you to tell you…”
This is art, and it needs a title. My suggestion would be:
“Stepford Wife Waiting Patiently to be Powered Up for the Day”
bleeping topnotch username you have thereWe get in Simone, you don't need to keep tagging Tree Top lodge in every single story![]()