I wonder if she will come home and take photos of the birthday cards and then throw them away ! I wonder how her guests felt knowing this !Asher’s 2nd Birthday
Cake: Just Jess Boujee Bakery
Flavour: Dog Hair
Party Favours: Girls Get Off Vibrators and packets of back stock lemon juice.
Dress Code: ill fitting
Entertainment: The best of unseen moments from her hidden cameras
VIPS: Happymumhappychild, Erin, her brow lady, Trent’s lover theotherman, her dog sitting friend/massage therapist
Location: Trent’s Office at Storage King Auckland
Yeeeep she 100% got her thread on that site locked!
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…..ummm guys she said “it hugs the body in all the right places!” ….stupid TCs were you not listening?!
Have been wondering this myself! 🥹Where is our second favourite @hobsonville_housewife lately? Haven't see her post for a few weeks. I miss her wit and clever observations. Hope everything is ok with you Hobby Housewifey...(sorry I couldn't find a beige heart).
Only simmo would dress their kid in white for a bday party110 % believe she smeared the icing evenly on his face then posed him to take the picture.What will his birthday be like, he will be a performing circus act, choreographed for the gram, hopefully he will never remember. But the world will always have pictures. Remember that Scammy every picture is for ever
I almost choked on my wine hahahahaThread idea..
Asher Roo is about to be two. Will the party be the colour of poo?
Why does her mum still have her shoes on inside and at bedtime! Means they've been on all eveningUmmmmm here is her mum all of a sudden.....
**tombstoneI wonder if it will be a $600 cake like last time
So far she has announced her pregnancy to family and friends at events...poor Asher last year was upstaged by the circus tent and baby bear....wonder what she will announcing at his birthday this year???At least it’s got colour. Will be interesting to see what beige mess Asher’s 2nd birthday will be.
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Probably forgot his date of birth
Didn’t the Hons Brianna and Hannah Laity have a tutti fruiti party for their precious Princess’s, so unoriginalPoor Penelope and her Twotti (reads twatty) party. Maybe two-ti would have worked better?
Is that person in the background wearing an Oodie? Is Simone fraternising with commoners??110 % believe she smeared the icing evenly on his face then posed him to take the picture.What will his birthday be like, he will be a performing circus act, choreographed for the gram, hopefully he will never remember. But the world will always have pictures. Remember that Scammy every picture is for ever
My thoughts too, when I saw that!Is that person in the background wearing an Oodie? Is Simone fraternising with commoners??
They must be WAY DOWN the bestie # list.
These pics should be at the start of every thread for newbiesAny Sherlock Holmes along at us to see if all this is a crock of shite spilled by Simmie
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Farken hate you ya smelly fish flapper
Such a shame because I actually think it’s such a lovely outfit, she just does not wear it wellThere is just so much wrong with this outfit / the fit of this outfit that I actually don’t know where to start… View attachment 2292748
I can just imagine her laughing hysterically at him having icing all over his face. Honestly I am laughing thinking about her hanging out with other parents at a party.110 % believe she smeared the icing evenly on his face then posed him to take the picture.What will his birthday be like, he will be a performing circus act, choreographed for the gram, hopefully he will never remember. But the world will always have pictures. Remember that Scammy every picture is for ever
I mean to be fair she’s probably still relying on that necklace for the (wrong) dateAt least it’s got colour. Will be interesting to see what beige mess Asher’s 2nd birthday will be.
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Probably forgot his date of birth
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