Simone Anderson #29 Ass sagging as low as her morals

[Simone15]

Thanks to @YouveAllBeenAsking for the thread name

You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this if you are new: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/

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Credit @LadyChat

There was a vain influencer, Simone,
Whose veneers were polished to the bone,
She'd lie through her teeth
And refuse to show receipts,
Her followers felt quite alone.

Simone thought she could pull the wool,
Over the eyes of her followers, like a fool,
But her lies were soon exposed,
And her followers all supposed,
That she was nothing but a scamming tool.

Now Simone's veneers don't shine so bright,
And her followers have seen the light,
They've moved on from her lies,
Leaving Simone to realize,
That her conning days are out of sight.

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Credit @hobsonville_housewife

There once was an influencer named Simone
Whose ego was bigger than her home
She exploited her kids
For her own social media bids
And spent her days cleaning with a comb

Her followers thought she was grand
But her children were part of her brand
She posed them for likes
And posted with delight
Her parenting skills were not in demand

While Simone spent her days taking selfies
Her kids were left feeling quite unhealthy
They wanted to play
But Simone would say nay
For she cared more about looking wealthy

So beware of the influencers you follow
Some may be shallow and hollow
Don't believe all you see
On their social media feed
For their true selves may be hard to swallow.
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Desperately trying to get my VIP status…. Only 486 more reactions to go hoping Simone #29 will get me over the line!

 

[hobsonville_housewife]

Thanks to @YouveAllBeenAsking for the thread name

You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this if you are new: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/

******************************************************
Credit @LadyChat

There was a vain influencer, Simone,
Whose veneers were polished to the bone,
She'd lie through her teeth
And refuse to show receipts,
Her followers felt quite alone.

Simone thought she could pull the wool,
Over the eyes of her followers, like a fool,
But her lies were soon exposed,
And her followers all supposed,
That she was nothing but a scamming tool.

Now Simone's veneers don't shine so bright,
And her followers have seen the light,
They've moved on from her lies,
Leaving Simone to realize,
That her conning days are out of sight.

******************************************************
Credit @hobsonville_housewife

There once was an influencer named Simone
Whose ego was bigger than her home
She exploited her kids
For her own social media bids
And spent her days cleaning with a comb

Her followers thought she was grand
But her children were part of her brand
She posed them for likes
And posted with delight
Her parenting skills were not in demand

While Simone spent her days taking selfies
Her kids were left feeling quite unhealthy
They wanted to play
But Simone would say nay
For she cared more about looking wealthy

So beware of the influencers you follow
Some may be shallow and hollow
Don't believe all you see
On their social media feed
For their true selves may be hard to swallow.
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Desperately trying to get my VIP status…. Only 486 more reactions to go hoping Simone #29 will get me over the line!

Thanks for the new thread! @Simone15 I’m sure mine changed at 1000 comments (not reactions) so you aren’t far off

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[ActsOfKindnessIsMyLoveLan]

Thanks to @YouveAllBeenAsking for the thread name

You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this if you are new: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/

******************************************************
Credit @LadyChat

There was a vain influencer, Simone,
Whose veneers were polished to the bone,
She'd lie through her teeth
And refuse to show receipts,
Her followers felt quite alone.

Simone thought she could pull the wool,
Over the eyes of her followers, like a fool,
But her lies were soon exposed,
And her followers all supposed,
That she was nothing but a scamming tool.

Now Simone's veneers don't shine so bright,
And her followers have seen the light,
They've moved on from her lies,
Leaving Simone to realize,
That her conning days are out of sight.

******************************************************
Credit @hobsonville_housewife

There once was an influencer named Simone
Whose ego was bigger than her home
She exploited her kids
For her own social media bids
And spent her days cleaning with a comb

Her followers thought she was grand
But her children were part of her brand
She posed them for likes
And posted with delight
Her parenting skills were not in demand

While Simone spent her days taking selfies
Her kids were left feeling quite unhealthy
They wanted to play
But Simone would say nay
For she cared more about looking wealthy

So beware of the influencers you follow
Some may be shallow and hollow
Don't believe all you see
On their social media feed
For their true selves may be hard to swallow.
---
Desperately trying to get my VIP status…. Only 486 more reactions to go hoping Simone #29 will get me over the line!

You've not mentioned the prize? Perhaps it's the opportunity too rob their house while they are very visably and publicly away from their home and their address is freely available online.

 

[Tall Tales]

Thanks to @YouveAllBeenAsking for the thread name
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Desperately trying to get my VIP status…. Only 486 more reactions to go hoping Simone #29 will get me over the line!

@Simone15 you just need to go to Sophie Guidolins thread for that It bumped me to Chatty member in no time 3 threads ago BAHAHA

 

[Simone15]

Thanks for the new thread! @Simone15 I’m sure mine changed at 1000 comments (not reactions) so you aren’t far off

simone anderson podcast
Simone anderson kids
Simone anderson baby
Simone anderson influencer
Simone anderson Auckland
Simone anderson weight loss
Simone anderson makeup
Simone anderson gossip
Simone anderson trolls
Simone anderson mental health
Simone anderson followers

I don’t have that many intelligent thoughts to share

 

[Tall Tales]

Again with the long sleeves but no legs.
Breaks my heart (sleep training) I don't care how many messages you share saying how wonderful you are.
Another dress by her new bestie but reminds me of a tablecloth?
Oh look Trentie and A are off to a tennis match ...
Wine when breastfeeding? Next minute a post saying its non alcoholic
Wow bed making without a filter and Trenti looks super impressed by it all

 

[WatermelonSugar22]

Simone’s “s’mores kit” is missing two of the three ingredients needed for s’mores. It’s literally just marshmallow roasting gear. A marshmallow isn’t a s’more!
Can’t tell if that’s her being dumb or the house owners being false advertisers.

I also love how tiny and white she’s making the ad text. What’s the matter Simone, don’t want people knowing you got it for free and Trent doesn’t treat you to getaways?

 

[shh77]

Thanks to @YouveAllBeenAsking for the thread name

You can find Simone’s wiki here, please read this if you are new: https://tattle.life/wiki/simone-anderson/

******************************************************
Credit @LadyChat

There was a vain influencer, Simone,
Whose veneers were polished to the bone,
She'd lie through her teeth
And refuse to show receipts,
Her followers felt quite alone.

Simone thought she could pull the wool,
Over the eyes of her followers, like a fool,
But her lies were soon exposed,
And her followers all supposed,
That she was nothing but a scamming tool.

Now Simone's veneers don't shine so bright,
And her followers have seen the light,
They've moved on from her lies,
Leaving Simone to realize,
That her conning days are out of sight.

******************************************************
Credit @hobsonville_housewife

There once was an influencer named Simone
Whose ego was bigger than her home
She exploited her kids
For her own social media bids
And spent her days cleaning with a comb

Her followers thought she was grand
But her children were part of her brand
She posed them for likes
And posted with delight
Her parenting skills were not in demand

While Simone spent her days taking selfies
Her kids were left feeling quite unhealthy
They wanted to play
But Simone would say nay
For she cared more about looking wealthy

So beware of the influencers you follow
Some may be shallow and hollow
Don't believe all you see
On their social media feed
For their true selves may be hard to swallow.
---
Desperately trying to get my VIP status…. Only 486 more reactions to go hoping Simone #29 will get me over the line!

 

[ActsOfKindnessIsMyLoveLan]

Again with the long sleeves but no legs.
Breaks my heart (sleep training) I don't care how many messages you share saying how wonderful you are.
Another dress by her new bestie but reminds me of a tablecloth?
Oh look Trentie and A are off to a tennis match ...
Wine when breastfeeding? Next minute a post saying its non alcoholic
Wow bed making without a filter and Trenti looks super impressed by it all

Bang on target, 4 minutes to be exact. There is something else about this post that is wrong but I'm going to hang the fruit high so she can't reach it.

 

[WatermelonSugar22]

Bang on target, 4 minutes to be exact. There is something else about this post that is wrong but I'm going to hang the fruit high so she can't reach it. View attachment 2017487

AGAIN! THEY’RE NOT S’MORES SIMONE!
If you call that sad marshmallow bag “s’mores” again I swear I will forevermore refer to you as S’mone.

 

[CapsInTheDishwasher]

Love the video of her letting her toddler run around the pool unsupervised

 

[MrsEyeroll]

Love the video of her letting her toddler run around the pool unsupervised

Excuse you, Asher is so advanced he knows not to accidentally slip and fall in the water. He's not a TC like the rest of our kids

 

[shh77]

Bang on target, 4 minutes to be exact. There is something else about this post that is wrong but I'm going to hang the fruit high so she can't reach it.
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Big day for Simmy! “liked” by one of the “Hons” lol

 

[#nofiller]

Imagine a weekend away in a gorgeous house - like what you aspire to - and then returning to Scott Point (the cheap street end of Hobsonville Point) to your beige and dull box. Must kill her!

 

[Becauseyouasked]

Interesting she’s always taking photos holding Ryder. Her recent could have had both kids but nope! I do think some of the comments stating he doesn’t like to be out down a lot could be true.

 

[Simones.stolen.recipe.2]

Show me the damn bottle that non alcoholic rose was poured from when there was multiple glasses of rose poured. I call so much bullshit
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So even better, whose giving a "non-alcoholic" wine three different awards... I may be ok the hoobsonville new world website trying to figure out the wine now

 

[Becauseyouasked]

Show me the damn bottle that non alcoholic rose was poured from when there was multiple glasses of rose poured. I call so much bullshit
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So even better, whose giving a "non-alcoholic" wine three different awards... I may be ok the hoobsonville new world website trying to figure out the wine now

Interesting as the bottle of wine left from them wasn’t rose and her and Trent are both drinking it.

 

[Tall Tales]

Bang on target, 4 minutes to be exact. There is something else about this post that is wrong but I'm going to hang the fruit high so she can't reach it.
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Oh lord that is hilarious isn't it
Because if you were drinking non alcoholic you would be sharing a full shot of the said non alcoholic rose not something else..
especially after the previous breach of ads standards for sharing alcoholic drinks whilst pregnant..

 

[Sponicon]

Bang on target, 4 minutes to be exact. There is something else about this post that is wrong but I'm going to hang the fruit high so she can't reach it.



Ffs more lies. It's not a non alcoholic wine, we can see the top of the bottle and it had 3 medals. No non alcoholic wines have that TC. Just jumping for tattle

 

[Simones.stolen.recipe.2]

Funnily enough the pink bottle left for them was non alcoholic spirits so she was given a non alcoholic option. She just didn't drink it and now she is lying about drinking a non alcoholic option when she had one so much stupid