Simone Anderson #2 can't dance away the Women's Refuge shame, too many dodgy #ads to name

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Thread name suggestion Simone Anderson #3 Birthday cards on a screen, still no self awareness to be seen.
 
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Everything you wrote is spot on. And the washing basket is so boring now - enough already.

Went back and checked out the #Live and unfiltered post she did with neutrogena yesterday -"Day Zero" - with the nails from 2 months ago. Absolute conwoman! She even said that this is her "before" picture - the one she posted on her "day zero" (yesterday, but it was really in May) - this is really pissing me off... and if anyone questions her about it she'll just block them!

Will the ASA listen if we tell them this little story??

I'm tempted to suggest "Simone Anderson #3: Thick cunt" but will Tattle allow swear words in titles?
Sadly, no.... cos that would be perfect
 
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I still have a card from my gran that my grans friend hand made from when I was 16 she past away 3 years ago
 
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Pretty sure she did the same with his art. Obvs it’s just smears of paint but wouldn’t you want to keep the actual thing. I still have my art from when I was a kid (not that it’s any good ), and all the cards and I love looking at them every now and again!
 
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I’m longing for the day Asher decides to draw and paint in the walls………but I’m sure she’ll turn it into a positive and be like “oh look at how great this baking powder and vinegar concoction is at cleaning the walls blah blah blah”
 
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I def don’t keep all the art that comes home from kindy; it’s out of hand haha but I keep some.
 
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Oh and wouldn’t surprise me that she’ll take a photo of his first tooth when it falls out.

Christ, I’m in my 40s and mum has kept my baby teeth AND ew I know, but umbilical stump!

I don’t see any safety rails….so how many times will poor Roo fall out of bed?

So straight from cot to a big boy bed? We’re toddler beds too ghastly?
 

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I share the same sentiments that everyone has already said re keeping physical cards! So special to have etc! I honestly expect it from her but to be SO savage he can’t even keep them out on display for like a week after his party?! Gotta get rid of them a couple days later?!!

I know she’s doing the whole take a photo of his drawings then turn that into a book thing - I remember her fishing for gifted book companies when she was pregnant..
But there’s something so cold about having a book to flip through with photos of special cards/letters as a posed to the physical items…poor Asher
 
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She's just followed MILK book on Instagram....I WoNdEr WhO sHe'S GoInG tO uSe?!?!

But there’s something so cold about having a book to flip through with photos of special cards/letters as a posed to the physical items…poor Asher
Especially when she LITERALLY owns a storage unit....for STORING THINGS
 
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20 slides later about a bed I bet also notice she is leaving the persons name partially cropped in the “messages” she’s receiving to prove that they’re from actual people…
 
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Safety rails don’t fit her aesthetic, she will just have a word to him about not falling out 🫣
I bet she scheduled it into her calendar the day he turned one to put him in his toddler bed just like how she scheduled in the formula stage changeover
Ofcourse she already has the monitor set up too so she can show us screenshots of his 12hr sleeps in his new bed 🥱
 
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I wonder if she even used up the last of the formula out of the opened decanted tin, doubt it.
 
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wait wait wait. So does this mean she only changes her sheets on fresh sheet Friday and not the duvets and pillows??Coz surely she doesn’t mean she is washingactual pillows and duvets, how on earth does she fit in inner in her washing machine unless it’s comercial sized
 
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Mr 'Chat' and I were just talking about this the other day. We've kept heaps of kindy and school stuff that our 2 'kids' did - and one painting in particular we're thinking of getting framed, lol!! And the 'kid' that painted it is 32~~!!
 
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