Also how about Asher with his nappy hanging out in all the photos. Looks ridiculous that no one could be bothered to do up the snaps on his outfit properly.
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Because she's a narcissist and only cares about herself. Makeup and hair done for the party, he's in a poo onesie that doesn't even fit and is probably freezing.
Someone asked where the party was and it was at a photography studio, that’s no place for a party
That was a different kid in the onesie
Where was Simo’s dad??
Asher was the kid in the poo coloured onesie with his nappy hanging out half the time. For someone who loves aesthetics I don’t understand why she didn’t fix him up.
Oh my bad just had another look
She’s either had too much filler or she’s not happy about the beige ape telling her to wear beige to a kids party
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Were there any presents at the party - or did everyone give money (like at a wedding) to buy him another piece of GIANT art he has to carry around when he goes flatting at uni 
I’m guessing they each had to donate $$ for a piece of art for Asher to sell off when he’s old enough to realise his mums batshit crazy and he just wants to lax out and smoke a joint and sit in his own filth with a Big Mac comboWere there any presents at the party - or did everyone give money (like at a wedding) to buy him another piece of GIANT art he has to carry around when he goes flatting at uni
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This child looks miserable
Asher having a cold might be a telltale sign he goes to daycare haha
Omg this made me laugh so hard...stick a stupid hat on that guy and it's def ole chipoI’m guessing they each had to donate $$ for a piece of art for Asher to sell off when he’s old enough to realise his mums batshit crazy and he just wants to lax out and smoke a joint and sit in his own filth with a Big Mac combo
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Covered in wet. COVERED?
So Simon doesn't know what covered means which I guess explains why her child is always underdressed - because in her mind he is covered, just like her 'covered' in wet jumper
So Simon doesn't know what covered means which I guess explains why her child is always underdressed - because in her mind he is covered, just like her 'covered' in wet jumper
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Even Steke’s having fun with Simo
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Oh lordy.
Simon, who are kidding? Whatever helps you sleep at night. No way in hell was Asher the star, and he was never going to be.
Simon, who are kidding? Whatever helps you sleep at night. No way in hell was Asher the star, and he was never going to be.
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Lesssssshhhhhhg go
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Poor bloody kid
If the kangaroo thing is true (which it isn't) why wasn't he nick-named Joey... after all that's what a baby kangaroo is.
It's like they've picked a name and are desperate for it to stick. It won't. In years to come he'll look at his birthday pics and question it... just like my 14yo looks at his 1st birthday pics and questions why I have a teething necklace on him. Sorry, son... I was a moron back then.
It's like they've picked a name and are desperate for it to stick. It won't. In years to come he'll look at his birthday pics and question it... just like my 14yo looks at his 1st birthday pics and questions why I have a teething necklace on him. Sorry, son... I was a moron back then.
I'm pretty sure Simon was calling Asher "Roo" while she was still pregnant? That was the substitute for using his name. So seems weird to claim it was coined in the first 3 months of his life when they would hold him on their stomachs or whatever.
They asked for no presents just a donation to a charity really Simone lol
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