The faint smell of roasted gammon wafting is from your own aircon, you awful twit.
I think this is the best comment in the whole threadJust looking at him makes me want to sew my fan up. How his wife let him near her 4 times is a mystery to merohypnol
Does he really make enough money to support 6 people by being unfunny on social media? Lord, I have truly missed my calling.
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I bet bleeping attention starved wickI bet "Keef" is actually Simon.
I'd guess he's more like 41 as he worked with someone I knew when they were teenagersJust read his Twitter, he claims to be 39, I would say that’s a hard paper round but it demos sitting on your a all day long ages you too
Oooh interesting. Any funny stories from teenage Simon??I'd guess he's more like 41 as he worked with someone I knew when they were teenagers
I can imagine him standing behind women just grunting and staringI'd guess he's more like 41 as he worked with someone I knew when they were teenagers
I was going to point out tate has a slight upper hand by not using the phrase ‘rear foo too’ but then I realised I was on the wrong thread but I’m sure this guy is just as much of a creep as russ or Tate.Our favourite gobshite is loving the Andrew. Tate stuff on Twitter at the moment. He's an absolute weapon.