Simon Harris: Man behaving dadly

[CookieZippy]

They aren't your friends. Twitter is not real life.

 

[CookieZippy]

Saw on Facebook that he's bought his kids their first passports and is taking them abroad on a "daddy adventure". Maybe it's just me, but it seems odd that the mum isn't going too, given its the kids' first time abroad. She must really like him being out the house!

 

[Mr Krabs]

 

[ochebalboa]

 

[CookieZippy]

He’s constantly trolling the Lozza Fox threads. Probably hoping he’ll get some traffic to his own profile from it. While I don’t agree with LF’s stance on most things, he’s correct on some others. Neck beard makes himself look a right dick by constantly trying to attack Fox!

He'll be desperate for Fox to block him because that will mean Fox noticed him. And then he'll go on about Fox being a BIGOT SNOWFLAKE!!!!

It's not till you click on his replies till you realise just how often he tweets. It's utterly relentless. His kids must get zero attention unless they are being used for likes, shares and freebies. He kisses Martin Lewis's arse a lot I see.



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Looks like the Mrs is wanting rid of him again so she can have someone round.

 

[nothanksbabes]

There hasn't even been a thread about him for a year, has there? I suppose your own Tattle thread is a sign you've made it, if you're into that kind of thing.

Worth noting that most people on Tattle started as legit followers of the people they now come here to discuss, before noticing something amiss though.

 

[Limey]

Fucking hell £3 a month to listen to his absolute bilge. Is this in an effort to pay back his creditors and that bounce back loan Anyone choosing to pay is an absolute cretin. I honestly don’t understand how people can’t see right through him.

His wife must have told him to get a fucking job, but he is unemployable like most of these Twitter 'character' wanks, so is rattling the tin like Monroe and SuperWankiiii.

 

[Cinnabun]

So this is how he chooses to react to the backlash for this deeply misogynistic cartoon that Oxfam were forced to delete? Such an arsehole.





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I think a lot of them had already stopped donating after the Haiti and Congo sex abuse scandals, or maybe after the allegations of sexual harrassment and bullying from female staff. But you go off, Simon.

And I'd imagine feminist women, who seem to make up the majority of the people unhappy at this, probably make up a.large proportion of Oxfam's donars and volunteers.

God, he's a twat

 

[CookieZippy]

What a horrible fat arsehole. I honestly do not get his logic. You aren't allowed to get annoyed about Schofield being a dirty grooming pedalo because people are struggling? So why is it ok for him to feign disgust at every single thing the tories do while people are still struggling?

 

[CookieZippy]

Also very weird a public figure gets so rage over a five page thread on a website nobody knows about it’s just catty gossip Nout serious

He will secretly be loving it as it will make him think he's "made it". He probably sees his blue tick as the greatest achievement of his life.

 

[CookieZippy]

He’s the opposite of the “why’s no one talking about XYZ?” alongside a link to a major news site talking about it -gang.

He invents a non-woke pile of crap steaming hot-take and pretends he’s had a conversation about it.

“No, Duncan, these bendy bananas won’t kill you like the EU say they will!” or some shit. He’s so awful at it, I can’t create my own example.

It's always Keith, Barry or Clive. He seems to consider them the holy trinity of bigot names.

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

If I saw people stealing formula I wouldn't dob them in, but advertising it as a blanket policy is a different kettle of fish. Obviously it happens but people like him and Monroe actually advocating shoplifting just seems so fucking smug. I hope he is as tolerant if desperate people broke into his house for essentials.

They're encouraging poor people to risk arrest for shoplifting - and shoplifting can lead to store closures and jobs being lost, which also affects poor people. He and Jack are not the champions of the downtrodden they think they are. And there's something so disingenuous about a middle class man, who's never had to steal to feed his children, whose family is evidently well off enough that he can afford to be on Twitter all day and not have a job, saying this

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Do these perma-online bellends have to tweet every lukewarm take or brainfart? Must be insufferable to live with. “Hold on darling, I MUST tweet this!”

 

[mchops]

Unfortunately for Simon he's just not very clever or funny.
He lurked around forums, not being funny. Stole the idea of a satirical local paper off somebody else on the forums(not that it's a novel idea)
Turned his truly execrable thoughts into posts. Without humour.
I've never had a twitter but blimey I can't stand this ,(lack of kebab) fund £0

 

[Sogdhitalley]

The bloke needs to get himself a proper job which will give him some self respect back.
You can just tell his wife does absolutely everything in the house and with the kids. He strikes me as one of those blokes who does sod all, sleeps in until 1pm, sits around in his pants stinking whilst he's on social media.

 

[BurgerLaBill]

He looks like he smells of Quavers.

 

[furtherdownthespiral]

Going to have to admit, his latest post in reply to Joe lycett on Twitter is possibly the most desparate and cringey thing I have seen from him. And that says a lot.



I actually think I've come to the conclusion that parenting bloggers are the fucking worst.

 

[jf99]

A meeting? Does that mean he was messaging people on twitter?

FUCK ME SIMON. THAT WAS SO FUNNY THAT I FORGOT TO LAUGH. SORRY.

 

[CookieZippy]

The tweeting about Lineker is just relentless. He'll probably have done so over 100 times by the end of the day.

 

[CookieZippy]

I'd not be at all surprised if Simon Arris is a secret tory voter. He's definitely not the feminist he claims to be after all. Hi Simon by the way.