Simon Harris: Man behaving dadly

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Y'all by someone not from the southern US is the quickest way to tell someone is a clown.

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

Honest to Christ he’s turning into the next Jack Monroe
Grifting waste of oxygen with some recycled ‘jokes’ who shares go fund me pages and claims to have ‘raised loads of money’
Honestly I pray this will be the downfall of the sickeningly arrogant prat

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

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I am delighted people are seeing through his pathetic existence

 

[MemoryLane]

Isn’t Lewis best mates with Ed Sheeran? I’m sure he doesn’t need some fat neck bearded twat to help raise awareness for anything. Has anyone ever done a full ‘Monroe’ style investigation into all these GO FUND ME’S?

 

[Yer_wha?!]

So a Britain First candidate scooped a few votes last night (came third in the count, I think- and I'll add I don't live in that constituency and find them abhorrent) but.... ME ME ME ME ME. Can't fucking abide this self obsessed twat

 

[Livia Fantasy]

He seems to know all about the mechanics. It's almost like it's a fetish.

Choose your own reply:

a) Well, he is the biggest tit of them all
b) He would know… he does have his knockers
c) AND YOURS ARE HUGE YOU FAT SHIT

 

[CookieZippy]

Please shut up you insufferable eggView attachment 2241525

He virtue signals pretty much all day, every day but fails to see that stuff like this could maybe be seen as a little bit ableist? It's stuff like this that shines the light on how fake he is.

 

[CookieZippy]

For that foofoo tweet, he's had 10 likes, zero comments and zero retweets. For someone who sees twitter as his job, and who has 100,000 followers, that's extremely embarrassing.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Jesus Christ

Here's a startling concept Si.
You can be interested in more than one thing at the same time.
Quite the head scratcher for a useless twat though I get it.

 

[CookieZippy]

This old trick AGAIN? Morning Simon x



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Some of the comments on his facebook post are amazing

I've made it onto that site, someone tipped me off and I'm astounded that anyone's life can become so tragically empty, that they need to chip in on a forum that is essentially unmonitored bollocks.

Nobody is forcing this person to look at your profile pic though?? Are they only resorting to body shaming because they hate all the fundraising for good causes you do?

I love Tattle for some of its stuff but I will not read the thread dedicated to you Simon. I know I’d get too angry.
Some influencers are scammers and I have no issue with Tattle highlighting that. You do not belong there though.

She got all that from a profile picture?

Your clearly living rent free in her head, and she's thinking about your body otherwise why say anything

watch out Rachael Elizabeth Harris

someone's after his six pack

I mean, to give her her due, I'd be "irrationality annoyed" too if I was a used wedding dress. They only tend to see action from a woman once in their lifetime, while Simon's several children are proof that he's more of an "everyday essential" in his lady's life.

Good for Simon, I say. Let the used wedding dress fester in the attic where she belongs, with the other miserable old relics. Hope she's well wrapped in acid-free paper. Sounds like she needs it.

 

[DrtCrl]

I think i need to chill out on him but he get's my back up and very few people online do

He is everything that’s wrong with Twitter in one profile. Which should make him easy to ignore, and I actually *do* have him muted but for some reason I can’t keep away from this thread

 

[Hiyaguys]

I’m surprised this thread isn’t busier, I find him seriously annoying and irritating!

 

[CookieZippy]

It's amazing that his fans don't either notice or get bored of it just being the same lazy material on a loop. It won't be a one shot gag about poppies and gammons, it will probably be about 6 in a day. I guarantee that close to Xmas he will wheel out the line about a cloud of Lynx Africa spreading across the country. I still reckon he absolutely is the type of gammon he mocks behind closed doors.

 

[Whiffy McBiffy]

I can't believe he's got kids. Imagine that huffing away on top of you like a flabby jackhammer. Vom.

Thread title: Simon Harris, The Flabby Jackhammer

 

[EvilJigglypuff]

“My work”

Being an attention seeking cunt isn’t a job

 

[nothanksbabes]

He's got a two year old? That means he had sex within the last three years?
Omg.

You wouldn't let him come through your front door let alone anywhere else...

 

[CookieZippy]

There hasn't even been a thread about him for a year, has there? I suppose your own Tattle thread is a sign you've made it, if you're into that kind of thing.

Worth noting that most people on Tattle started as legit followers of the people they now come here to discuss, before noticing something amiss though.

I love the way he calls it "my dedicated thread on tattle".

And like hell does he look once per year.

Another thread title idea - Simon Harris, Hi Simon!

 

[Itchy of Itchington]

I'm never sure who is worse. Total twats like Simon Harris and Russ In Cheshire who do the "oooh I'm so outrageous I said a swear word about the Tory Party" or the people who find it absolutely hilarious and encourage them by following them and buying their crappy books.
I wonder if their old classmates see them on social media and are like "yup Simon is still a total dickhead. Wasn't funny then isn't funny now".

 

[Vanilla Sorbet]

Also very weird a public figure gets so rage over a five page thread on a website nobody knows about it’s just catty gossip Nout serious

 

[nothanksbabes]

Simon’s Twitter profile pic makes me irrationality annoyed.

I can't believe he's got kids. Imagine that huffing away on top of you like a flabby jackhammer. Vom.