Simon Harris: Man behaving dadly

[Whiffy McBiffy]

Legend has it that when Mama Harris gave birth to Simon, she pooed herself. When she looked down to see the mess, she thought she'd had twins

 

[nothanksbabes]

I've heard he's 39

Fuck off .

How slowly does the planet he's from orbit the sun, because that's not 39 earth years is it?

 

[Livia Fantasy]

He's surely busy trying to think of something hilarious to say about Schofield. Top bants always guaranteed with old Si.

And, as usual, it won't be remotely funny and will be 20 words too long to have any joke impact.

 

[CookieZippy]

 

[theleagueofgentlemen]

As someone who pretends to be all about mental health and #bekind, it is not ok. I remember him getting all excited when he abused Piers Morgan and got blocked. He saw it as some sort of victory for the good guys. Prick.

This is why I blocked the fucker on Facebook. His entire MO is ‘be kind’ and all that shit, yet he’d pop up in groups that gently poke fun at ‘huns’ absolutely ripping the fucking piss out of them, and hun culture. And if he’s reading here, he knows exactly the groups I mean too. He’s a spiteful fucker underneath all his ‘mental health awareness‘ bollocks cause he’s more than happy to take the piss out of women for cheap laughs. Vile cunt of a man.

 

[Fillyjonk]

Oh, I'm glad I've found this. He's such a self important, self-promoting prick who isn't even funny.

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Of course he just happened to drop by on the day he got called a quality insult. He’s here every day, he’s too much of a narcissist to look away

Not like he has anything else to do, like leave the house and go to a job.

 

[CookieZippy]

So this is how he chooses to react to the backlash for this deeply misogynistic cartoon that Oxfam were forced to delete? Such an arsehole.

 

[stunrw]

Getting more weird



I reckon he's doing this as a way for him to increase his brand and likes etc, I don't think he cares in reality

I'm impressed that he can type so well with one hand

 

[CookieZippy]

Get over it fatty. He's never going to fuck you.

Hi Simon

 

[CookieZippy]

I just had a scroll on his Facebook page for the first time in ages. It’s really quite pathetic sitting there posting one begging link after another. I’d have more respect if he picked one charity and stuck to it. He really does seem to grab a cause and post it to stay relevant.

Does he even have a job?

He thinks being on twitter is a job.

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

He’s younger than me which astounds me
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Guess he’s hard a very hard life sat in his filthy undercrackers repeating the same 5 tweets 50 times a day
I bet his computer chair smells like a pig farm

 

[Limey]

Jesus Christ he is pathetic. Can't stand the way he's always making out the UK is such a vile hellhole as well. It really isn't.

I'm just back from Liverpool, where I've been with a load of mates who have travelled from as far away as the US and Australia, as well as elsewhere in Europe.

Everyone loves being in the UK.

Sad sack self hating nobbers like Simon who barely leave the house are not accurate observers of reality.

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

Of course, Elon's top priority is going to be the fact that this wally can't get subscribers

 

[Mr Krabs]

How does a website for a parody local newspaper amass debt? Like how much debt can you get in writing the 509th version of ‘lololol Karen posts on Facebook about a van on her street’ or ‘Tories admit they drink the blood of union members in ritual sacrifices’.

 

[furtherdownthespiral]

It's weird because I find it hard to understand how you can think someone you've never met in your life is such a fucking prick! He's an interesting human experiment that is for sure.

 

[jenny2603]

Just popped over after Simon very kindly reminded me via Twitter he had a Tattle thread. He's a boring centrist arse who's rather too much in love with the scent of his own farts but I suspect largely harmless in the scheme of things. What an odd little industry wankspangle Twitter is, I despair at whole swathes of the left mistaking kicking the arse out gammon jokes for activism but I suppose it makes them feel better.

Fair play to him for doing the charity thing legit with the money going direct, he should have a word with his pal Jack Monroe and give her a few pointers about transparency. Just think of all the money the two of them could raise together. The social justice they could create. Go on Simon, have a word, blow enough smoke up her arse and she'll be bound to listen.

 

[CookieZippy]

To people like Simon, the likes of Fox are fair game and can be abused as much you like with utter impunity because they are seen as The Baddies. There is zero nuance with Team BeKind.

 

[sunnysmiles]

I just saw his comment about giving the tattlers something to angry wank over and thought I’d check out his page as he seems entirely irrelevant and… yeah I was right. How embarrassing for him.

 

[Livia Fantasy]

Oh my days, I can't be dealing with this cunt anymore. Sorry, unwatching. Can't even bring myself to hate scroll, I just end up hating myself.