Pog Paulba
Active member
His entire online persona is anti gammon. I can't understand why anyone who wasn't a massive raging Tory would have anything against the guy.
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Jelly Bean
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If we all asked him nicely as we know he reads here 
would he consider changing his profile picture? It is so incredibly irritating.
would he consider changing his profile picture? It is so incredibly irritating.
Kikini Bamalam
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Right.... so the fuckstick hacked the daily mail website like my eldest son hacked my laptop by changing my desktop background to a man in a gimpsuit, when I had left my laptop on and unlocked on the coffee table the last time he was here.
What a thick fucking cunt!
nothanksbabes
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Oh he's such a greasy, narcissistic cunt. HOW CAN I MAKE THIS ABOUT ME AND MY OPINION.
Mr Krabs
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New thread title: Simon Harris 2: Southend’s Village Idiot.
Livia Fantasy
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Reminds me of the old Daddiesbrown sauce logo which you could turn upside down.
Why does he do that wide-eyed startled bunny look? Hides the crows feet and bags from sitting on your hairy arse eating wotsits and furiously tweeting all day about wankpuffins or twatcrumpets. Such a dickhead.
TriviaNewtonJohn
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I take my last thread title suggestion back. THIS one is wonderful!
CookieZippy
VIP Member
This person isn't letting it go 
CookieZippy
VIP Member
He's surely busy trying to think of something hilarious to say about Schofield. Top bants always guaranteed with old Si.
nothanksbabes
VIP Member
Such fascinating commentary. No wonder he has to talk at strangers on the Internet if that's his craic with his mates.
ochebalboa
Chatty Member
Why would it upset folk if someone from the UK wins. I don't see the logic of his statement. He's a bullying manchild who is desperate for people with celebrity status to acknowledge him so he can simp some more
Sharing threats from "the haters" is the textbook "influencer" content generator when running out of material.
It's just a sign of his massive ego "I'm so important and influential that people are paying to ban my amazing content".
I don't believe it's real. Big parties wouldn't operate this way, and small far-right ones would be targetting far more influential Twitter accounts.
It's just a sign of his massive ego "I'm so important and influential that people are paying to ban my amazing content".
I don't believe it's real. Big parties wouldn't operate this way, and small far-right ones would be targetting far more influential Twitter accounts.
CookieZippy
VIP Member
The mask slips on occasion. Like that time he was advising women not to miss their cervical screening and thought the tagline "Use your head and spread" was appropriate.
nothanksbabes
VIP Member
Fame at last
.ETA: Seriously though, if I thought people like him and the likes of Jack Monroe genuinely believed in their chosen cause and weren't in it for Twitter likes and narcissistic supply (and in Jack's case, to spend other people's money) and they were doing something to further genuine left wing politics beyond negging Tories on social media and making up fake, divisive posts about imaginary Keiths fuming at Elton John, then crack on.
If you're genuinely out doing good in the world, you're not Googling your own name, aggrieved that not everyone approves of you.
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CookieZippy
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He doesn't want things to take "a dark turn", which obviously means Jack doing a Caroline Flack (or Cawowine Fwack as he'd say it) , but obviously , if she did do that, he'd be like a pig in shit milking the situation for likes and shares for weeks.
peachplumpear
Well-known member
I don't understand who his target audience is. He's not edgy enough for the Twitter leftist contingent, presumably too tainted with the mark of Leave for centrist dad Twitter, and too pro immigration, Harry & Megan, etc for the 'who remembers white dog poo 
' brigade. It all comes across as faintly desperate, trying to atone for voting leave by proving what a good guy he is by popping up in every tory MPs replies like an unflushable shit. And the endless wittering on about his ratios - reminds me of a 13 year old on Bebo in 2004 boasting about how many luvs they had.
' brigade. It all comes across as faintly desperate, trying to atone for voting leave by proving what a good guy he is by popping up in every tory MPs replies like an unflushable shit. And the endless wittering on about his ratios - reminds me of a 13 year old on Bebo in 2004 boasting about how many luvs they had.CookieZippy
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Hi Simon! You love the attention really 
Who the hell is actually going to pay money for his tweets?!
Who the hell is actually going to pay money for his tweets?!
CookieZippy
VIP Member
Great reply to him which he will obviously ignore. It really does say a lot about him when his fake outrage that GB News exists trumps children being sexually abused.
nothanksbabes
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Another meaningless hyperbolic hot take from a man who needs a haircut and a job.