FUCK ME SIMON. THAT WAS SO FUNNY THAT I FORGOT TO LAUGH. SORRY.A meeting? Does that mean he was messaging people on twitter?
Wait until he finds out about “hatch, match, and dispatch”. He’ll cream his crusty M&S xxl knickers.FUCK ME SIMON. THAT WAS SO FUNNY THAT I FORGOT TO LAUGH. SORRY.
I’ve seen a few perma-online types claim this like there’s some grand conspiracy. Nah your follower numbers are just going down.
Oh please go to my profile and click the nice juicy subscribe button.…………
Oh Livvy, everyone says I lower the toneHe’ll cream his crusty M&S xxl knickers.
Why would it upset folk if someone from the UK wins. I don't see the logic of his statement. He's a bullying manchild who is desperate for people with celebrity status to acknowledge him so he can simp some more
LINKY LINK <3He was on a podcast earlier this week. Him chatting about things was different matter he almost didn't believe what he was saying
Or we could just go with being a prat being an arse and being a twat. Sums up his existenceHe reminds me of a description I saw of an EastEnders character: "Past storylines have included being a prat, selling drugs, being an arse, buying a gun, being a twat and selling stolen goods." Replace the criminal activity with self-righteous Twitter addiction and endless dodgy fundraisers, and you've got Simon
What a desperado.Jesus Christ he is pathetic. Can't stand the way he's always making out the UK is such a vile hellhole as well. It really isn't.
I'm just back from Liverpool, where I've been with a load of mates who have travelled from as far away as the US and Australia, as well as elsewhere in Europe.Jesus Christ he is pathetic. Can't stand the way he's always making out the UK is such a vile hellhole as well. It really isn't.
Unless it is to drive his kids (including the baby) five hours to go to a chippy and then tell them it's shut so he can sell the story to the local press as if this is newsSad sack self hating nobbers like Simon who barely leave the house
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