Simon Harris #7 Twagic

[Pkershaw]

I enjoyed the line, "we offered our social media voice". How oh so thoughtful and caring of you, Simon.

What you fail to mention is that you only "offered your social media voice" at a bleeping extortionate cost for your own benefit, you absolute twit. This is like the CEO of Rolls Royce watching a single mother struggling to get her kids to school on the bus and going, "this is so sad, we would've helped if only she'd taken up our kind offer of selling her a brand new Phantom "

As was pointed out further up the thread, maybe if the local authorities had invested their budgets more wisely into schemes like this, instead of blowing it on a large, ignorant moron who delivered the square root of duck all at the cost of 16 nurses for an entire year, they wouldn't be in this mess.

 

[cokeyoakey]

And he's managed to make it about him...

He really thinks that forwarding someone's social media post is "doing something"!!??!!?

Oh yes he worked SO hard during the pandemic.

 

[cokeyoakey]

You wonder why the big guns in satire never offered him a job

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He's such a racist bleep. He can pretend it's "Barry" and "Chris" all he likes, but it's always been him.

And yes Simon, it's sexist, misogynist, creepy and vile to say "here's a pair of bits" - it doesn't make it ok that you show a picture of birds, it just makes it clear as well as being a creep you're worse than a tit end of pier comedian.

 

[Aliceboo]

He's going to have to get a proper job soon. A few likes on Facebook won't pay the bills.

Nobody in social media will touch him, not just for what happened, but his responses since. If he'd just said that he was on overpaid but when someone is waving a massive amount of money at you, you would be a fool not to take it.

Anything but him doubling down that he singlehandedly cured covid or whatever with a stupid post.

 

[Also_smoke_and_mirrors]

What source of income does he have now? Is he still living off the dubiously obtained half a mil?

 

[Seaford Haggington]

What source of income does he have now? Is he still living off the dubiously obtained half a mil?

What do you mean? That Octopus affiliate link (meant only for people you know) is going to keep him in garage snacks for months.

 

[Blue bunny]

He really is so unfunny. Always has been. His content is dire. The only thing he does is steal other people's content.
He has even stolen an old joke about an interview today. Never acknowledges that the stuff isn't his.
Give it up fatman.

What source of income does he have now? Is he still living off the dubiously obtained half a mil?

I guess they live off his wife's income.

 

[Cinnabun]

He's ths social media equivalebt of that person who repeats your joke louder when the group didn't hear it the first time.

God, I had a friend like that. HAD.

 

[Aliceboo]

He's shared, well he's rewritten, something on Testicular torsion because it's verry important and he will be telling his son.

I've known 2 people with Testicular torsion, one was a teenager and screamed all the way to the hospital. The other was about 30 and screamed, cried, and attempted to self medicated for a few hours until there was no other option.

Then you have ovarian torsion. I only have children because it was my right ovary. At 14 years old it was not even considered as a diagnosis. Ectopic pregnancy was, despite me being a virgin, I'm a girl so can't be trusted so they gave me a pregnancy test which was negative.

Appendicitis was the diagnosis. So I'm under a general anaesthetic with a general surgeon. He sees my appendix is fine but takes it out anyway but can see things are not OK. Goes digging, finds what is wrong and calls in the gynae surgeon to fix things which they did.

Ovarian torsion wasn't mentioned afterwards. It was something about that my ovary had ruptured and they had to sew it up and I'd need help getting pregnant. First heard the term 'ovarian torsion' in my early twenties from a GP reading my medical notes. So neither myself nor my parents were informed what exactly had happened.

Of course a boy with a twisted bollock that leaves them screaming needs to be publicised and not the female equivalent which in my case wouldn't have been found until my ovary was dead if it had been my other ovary.

 

[Pkershaw]

I joined a new Facebook group this morning for a topic totally unrelated to large boy Hawwis. I got accepted, had my first little scroll down the page and what do I find? They’ve shared one of the genius, barnstorming, hilarious masterpieces from our favourite truth-to-power satiwical legend that is Southend News Network.

Safe to say I was not long for that group. It’ll come as no surprise to hear that the engagement stats for that post were far lower than all the other content around it. Not sure how many views it had though. That of course is the real quiz, as they say.

 

[VeniVidiVicki]

Oh FFS. Someone I really like has shared one of his posts. We’re all fine with antisemitism I guess

 

[TatRat]

Anyone doing that “don’t click” or “don’t share” really annoys me, it’s so self consciously “ooh aren’t I clever?”

 

[Pkershaw]

That’s all part of his narcissistic personality disorder. He’s smarter than everyone else and certainly morally superior. It’s a massive part of what makes him such an insufferable bleep.

 

[Yer_wha?!]

He's such a desperate 'pick me' isn't he?

Gary! Gary! Gary! Over here Gary! It's me, Simon! Gary??

 

[Jelly Bean]

Anyone doing that “don’t click” or “don’t share” really annoys me, it’s so self consciously “ooh aren’t I clever?”

It's so smug and irritating isn't it? And implies he thinks he has so much influence.

 

[Mugginsme]

It's so smug and irritating isn't it? And implies he thinks he has so much influence.

But he has all the influence, he met KC once you know, for all the good that he does, he doesn't like to speak about that though.

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

He's such a desperate 'pick me' isn't he?

Gary! Gary! Gary! Over here Gary! It's me, Simon! Gary??

 

[anniemouse]

 

[lilykestrel]

remember him and Gary are colleagues (*)

(*) Gary read out his tweet on The Rest Is Football (*)(*)

(*)(*) Gary read out his tweet and called him Man Behaving Badly

 

[Bread]

Careful... Those asterisks in brackets will excite Simon...