Simon Harris #7 Twagic

[anniemouse]

Famous guy in the gorilla outfit? Baboon’s a more like

 

[jf99]

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Famous guy in the gorilla outfit? Baboon’s a more like

He's the "Simon Harris of grifting £500k from the local council, as reported in Private Eye and Essex Live, fame".

 

[Pkershaw]

Despite having a little soft spot for my local club Southend United, and feeling that they’ve been a bit shafted over ticket allocations and tube station maintenance work on the day of their massive playoff final game, I find myself praying that the authorities don’t come to their senses and reverse their decisions. He’s done nothing but go on about this.

If they change it, he’ll be INSUFFERABLE. You can just picture it. Southend seal victory in front of a packed Wembley stadium after the evil football league reinstate their ticket allocation, and it will all be down to him.

“See?! I told you!!! What do the liberwal democwats think of THAT?!?!!! Some wacists descwibed my pwoject as ‘Dubious’, but I, Simon Hawwis have used the power of my social media voice at Essex is United to secure pwomotion for Southend United.”

He’ll expect a seat on the open top bus for the bleeping trophy parade.

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

Even more egregious when he usually just spouts off about Arsenal, the axles probably groaned when the pwankster jumped on the Southend bandwagon.

 

[Yer_wha?!]

Of course Simon had to pop up with this zinger. Telling on yourself again, you tit stirring buffoon

 

[Yesweknowyouhavekids]

Urghhh he has to get his weird greasy head into every tragedy going the insufferable tit gibbon

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

He must have been salivating at the prospect of posting about this all day, endlessly altering words and full stops to make himself sound even worse than he already does.

Is there a bandwagon he hasn't jumped on this week?

Liverpool
Wembley/Southend
Arsenal Women winning
Ian Wright - over here Ian, I'm defending you, Ian, Ian....

 

[Fred Santos]

Of course Simon had to pop up with this zinger. Telling on yourself again, you tit stirring buffoonView attachment 3578560

He couldn't help himself could he.

Stop. Just Stop.

 

[lilykestrel]

What on earth does posting that achieve

It's not going to stop the people who are creating and spreading the disinfo from doing it
It's not going to the stop the people who are sharing it on from doing it
It drives attention to the fact people are doing it when others aren't aware so they might go looking and generate more traffic to the disinfo, thus making it higher value in the attention economy
Oh and it generates traffic to Simon's page from "don't let the buggers get you down Si " wet blanket types. Which is self serving and pathetic when there's kids in hospital

 

[Fred Santos]

What on earth does posting that achieve

It's not going to stop the people who are creating and spreading the disinfo from doing it
It's not going to the stop the people who are sharing it on from doing it
It drives attention to the fact people are doing it when others aren't aware so they might go looking and generate more traffic to the disinfo, thus making it higher value in the attention economy
Oh and it generates traffic to Simon's page from "don't let the buggers get you down Si " wet blanket types. Which is self serving and pathetic when there's kids in hospital

It is Simon attention seeking when something bad happens. Which if you think about it, is 95% of why this thread exits.

 

[nothanksbabes]

Of course Simon had to pop up with this zinger. Telling on yourself again, you tit stirring buffoonView attachment 3578560

Didn't think it would take the arrogant, greasy large fucker long to post some self congratulatory nonsense.

I truly despise anyone, of any political affiliation, who weaponises a tragedy to prove a point. It demonstrates just how little they actually give a tit about anyone but themselves and the sound of their own voice.

 

[Blue bunny]

It's worse than that, he's monetising it.

 

[Bread]

Has he set up another of his GFMs?

 

[mchops]

If there is a bandwagon you can bet large boy will jump on.
Not an original idea in his head.

 

[CrackingOwlSanctuary]

People talk about ghouls sharing videos for clicks but he is no better, he will literally wring every last drop of engagement he can from it. His other posts have done nowhere near the numbers.

 

[nothanksbabes]

Imagine the dopamine hit he gets when something tragic happens, thinking about all the hilarious, on-the-nose posts he can fart out.

 

[Jelly Bean]

Has he dipped his pudgy toe into the trans debate waters yet?

 

[Darvos]

Has he dipped his pudgy toe into the trans debate waters yet?

You mean the reallocation of devil’s dumplings?

 

[Pkershaw]

I nearly vomited the other day when he posted his little lecture, advising everyone not to share videos of Liverpool as it’s a live investigation and you might upset the families.

Shut the duck up, you self-important, pompous twit. Nobody stopped themselves from posting something after reading your rit, Simon. You knew they wouldn’t. You just saw an opportunity to virtue signal, show us all how clever and morally superior you are, and to drive up traffic on your stupid Facebook group. hole

 

[Jelly Bean]

I nearly vomited the other day when he posted his little lecture, advising everyone not to share videos of Liverpool as it’s a live investigation and you might upset the families.

Shut the duck up, you self-important, pompous twit. Nobody stopped themselves from posting something after reading your rit, Simon. You knew they wouldn’t. You just saw an opportunity to virtue signal, show us all how clever and morally superior you are, and to drive up traffic on your stupid Facebook group. hole

He really should keep his gob shut over anything to do with Liverpool or LFC after this revolting tweet.