Simon Harris #7 Twagic

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Pkershaw

Pkershaw

Jelly Bean said:
Has he dipped his pudgy toe into the trans debate waters yet?
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Yes! A few weeks back he realised just how many comments it generates if he basically trolls women with trans posts. So he waded in, in his usual incoherent, ham-fisted way.

Mr. I Love Women’s Football Because I’m a Great Person, was denouncing the evil FA recently because they banned men from playing in it.
 
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BeautifulTrauma

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I’m surprised he hasn’t waded into the debate about a MTF trans contestant being on the gay dating show I Kissed A Boy, that is his huge chance to virtue signal…yet it’s almost like the only thing he ever reads is headlines to jump on! Hasn’t got a clue what goes on beneath surface level of top five news items
 
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nothanksbabes

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He really should keep his gob shut over anything to do with Liverpool or LFC after this revolting tweet.

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Ahh, so it's excusable for him but nobody else. Got it.

For the record, nobody with a shred of decency ever laughed at Hillsborough jokes, believed the slurs or needed a documentary or enquiry or the internet to tell them that the avoidable death of 97 innocent people isn't funny.
 
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Funnily enough I didn't need to watch a documentary to not make jokes about Hillsborough. I managed to see it for the needless tragedy it was
 
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Pkershaw

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Good Lord, he’s posting about public toilets AGAIN!!! This obsession is truly weird. We’ve moved on from observational zingers about hand dryers and amusing toilet roll holders that look like faces. Now it’s the chain you use to flush the toilet. What sort of weirdo even registers this stuff?

Like any normal person, I actively try to avoid public toilets as a matter of principle unless it’s absolutely essential. He seems to seek them out. I’ve never known anyone use them as much as he does, let alone tell everyone about it on social media. Does he even have a toilet in his own house? Or does he just get excited every time he’s spots a sign for the gents because it’s his content cweation goldmine?
 
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Jelly Bean

Jelly Bean

Pkershaw said:
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Good Lord, he’s posting about public toilets AGAIN!!! This obsession is truly weird. We’ve moved on from observational zingers about hand dryers and amusing toilet roll holders that look like faces. Now it’s the chain you use to flush the toilet. What sort of weirdo even registers this stuff?

Like any normal person, I actively try to avoid public toilets as a matter of principle unless it’s absolutely essential. He seems to seek them out. I’ve never known anyone use them as much as he does, let alone tell everyone about it on social media. Does he even have a toilet in his own house? Or does he just get excited every time he’s spots a sign for the gents because it’s his content cweation goldmine?
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The mental image of Fatty stwaining away on that toilet is revolting. He is so grim.
 
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phoebuscartel

phoebuscartel

Pkershaw said:
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Good Lord, he’s posting about public toilets AGAIN!!! This obsession is truly weird. We’ve moved on from observational zingers about hand dryers and amusing toilet roll holders that look like faces. Now it’s the chain you use to flush the toilet. What sort of weirdo even registers this stuff?

Like any normal person, I actively try to avoid public toilets as a matter of principle unless it’s absolutely essential. He seems to seek them out. I’ve never known anyone use them as much as he does, let alone tell everyone about it on social media. Does he even have a toilet in his own house? Or does he just get excited every time he’s spots a sign for the gents because it’s his content cweation goldmine?
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I’m taking a moment to appreciate how apt this thread title is.

Also, I have one of these toilets in my house
 
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lilykestrel

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I know more about people he's taken in public than I do about anybody else, including the man I married
 
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Pkershaw

Pkershaw

Alright, let’s weed out the sado-masochists among us. Who has listened to his “chants” ahead of tomorrow’s big game for Southend United, then? 😰

These are so unbelievably tit. They’re not clever, they’re not funny, they don’t even scan, and he’s enlisted the help of that whiney, warbling woman that he always ropes in to sing his genius satiwical pawody jingles.

I bet he’s glad he shared it on the MBD page though. 1 engagement in over 3 hours from his 282,000 followers.
“All together now…”
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Stick to screenshotting other people’s successful content, Si.

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anniemouse

Pkershaw said:
Alright, let’s weed out the sado-masochists among us. Who has listened to his “chants” ahead of tomorrow’s big game for Southend United, then? 😰

These are so unbelievably tit. They’re not clever, they’re not funny, they don’t even scan, and he’s enlisted the help of that whiney, warbling woman that he always ropes in to sing his genius satiwical pawody jingles.

I bet he’s glad he shared it on the MBD page though. 1 engagement in over 3 hours from his 282,000 followers.
“All together now…”
<crickets>

Stick to screenshotting other people’s successful content, Si.

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Is that stadium an actual representation of his fan count?
 
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lilykestrel

lilykestrel

What compromat has he got on that Annie lass that she's always ready and willing to record his next round of rit with him
 
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Pkershaw

Pkershaw

So a disastrous end to the playoff final for Southend United. Leading 2-1 with 15 minutes left in extra time, their fans, sensing victory on the horizon, erupted into a joyous rendition of…

🎶We have no coaches left in Essex🎶

It seemed to throw the players though, who could be seen casting confused glances at each other. Lip readers deciphered a cry of, “what the duck is that all about?” from the Southend goalkeeper as Oldham grabbed an equaliser, before adding insult to injury and sticking home the winner less than 2 minutes later.

Cheers, Simon 🙄. Not only did you rip off Essex tax payers to the tune of half a million quid, you’ve now gone and consigned the Shrimpers to another season of non-league obscurity.

Can someone else please come and take him off our hands?
 
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CrackingOwlSanctuary

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He was also taking the piss out of the commerative merchandise prices like he wasnt flogging tea towels for a tenner a while back.
 
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furtherdownthespiral

furtherdownthespiral

Pkershaw said:
Yes! A few weeks back he realised just how many comments it generates if he basically trolls women with trans posts. So he waded in, in his usual incoherent, ham-fisted way.

Mr. I Love Women’s Football Because I’m a Great Person, was denouncing the evil FA recently because they banned men from playing in it.
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He's done another one today (dipping his toe in). And I must admit, I can't help but stick my beak in when he does

The thing is, anything related to gender is guaranteed to get the engagement going.

PS: I He's still a large bleeping tit though.
 
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