How many times has Fatty wheeled out those Facebook magazine covers now? Jesus Christ.
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Nothing says "I respect the memories of those three little girls killed in Southport and those injured" like using the case for social media likes. Shame on you.
Man Behaving Dadly: will political point score for Octopus referrals
He did post something on the MBD website. Round up of "texts from the school". Given lots of them referred to Zoom teaching and the like, I imagine a lot were recycled from pandemic era postings. I don't get the endless recycling
Nor me. The tedious repetition, over and over again. Surely he knows that he became a laughing stock because of the banana joke. Yet he STILL can’t resist it, every wretched time.
Bank holidays mean we’ll get a side splitting “when is bin day” gag. Christmas brings us lynx africa and “what day is it today LOLZ”. September is back-to-school so we get that overwritten bilge about Peruvian cotton workers on the space station. The met office naming an upcoming storm automatically triggers the stupid photo of his large weird head crying over a wheelie bin. Storms are a double-dip because you wake up to a new trampoline in the garden. A night in a hotel means we get a 1,500 word hilarious ramble about slow conveyor belt toasters.
And then you’ve got the anytime-use material. Center Parcs is expensive. So is pick and mix at the cinema. BMW drivers don’t indicate. “Person on slimming world didn’t syn a mashed banana
”. Here are some magazine covers that weren’t funny in 2016. Hysterical parody text from the school office, and the fabricated screenshot of a comical typo. “Made up person wanted to know what time the pubs shut but they wrote Pubes ROFL!!!”I’m sure I’m doing him a disservice by leaving out a few of his greatest hits.
Back to school banana left in lunch box. Poppies.Nor me. The tedious repetition, over and over again. Surely he knows that he became a laughing stock because of the banana joke. Yet he STILL can’t resist it, every wretched time.
Bank holidays mean we’ll get a side splitting “when is bin day” gag. Christmas brings us lynx africa and “what day is it today LOLZ”. September is back-to-school so we get that overwritten bilge about Peruvian cotton workers on the space station. The met office naming an upcoming storm automatically triggers the stupid photo of his large weird head crying over a wheelie bin. Storms are a double-dip because you wake up to a new trampoline in the garden. A night in a hotel means we get a 1,500 word hilarious ramble about slow conveyor belt toasters.
And then you’ve got the anytime-use material. Center Parcs is expensive. So is pick and mix at the cinema. BMW drivers don’t indicate. “Person on slimming world didn’t syn a mashed banana
I’m sure I’m doing him a disservice by leaving out a few of his greatest hits.
Arsy free hotel stay post coupled with his aggressive "give me £50" campaign.
Just get a bleeping job Simon.
Just get a bleeping job Simon.
It just doesn't make sense. I'd get it if some stuff was recycled amongst new stuff, say a 70% new 30% old split, or even 60/40. Surely he'd get more engagement and be able to rebuild the following of yore (god forbid) instead of just endlessly recycling the greatest hits (which weren't that great to begin with okay, but apparently some people liked it, so fair enough).Nor me. The tedious repetition, over and over again. Surely he knows that he became a laughing stock because of the banana joke. Yet he STILL can’t resist it, every wretched time.
Bank holidays mean we’ll get a side splitting “when is bin day” gag. Christmas brings us lynx africa and “what day is it today LOLZ”. September is back-to-school so we get that overwritten bilge about Peruvian cotton workers on the space station. The met office naming an upcoming storm automatically triggers the stupid photo of his large weird head crying over a wheelie bin. Storms are a double-dip because you wake up to a new trampoline in the garden. A night in a hotel means we get a 1,500 word hilarious ramble about slow conveyor belt toasters.
And then you’ve got the anytime-use material. Center Parcs is expensive. So is pick and mix at the cinema. BMW drivers don’t indicate. “Person on slimming world didn’t syn a mashed banana
I’m sure I’m doing him a disservice by leaving out a few of his greatest hits.
I wonder if this content is what was getting written during the being bankrolled by ECC days, and now he's not being "paid", it's just getting endlessly regurgitated.
He's a lazy bleep.
With no personality
The thing is, he was this repetitive long before Kirsty brought him aboard the ECC grifty gravy train. The old heady days when SNN was in its “pomp”, were just as bad.
I think it’s a need to show off, an overinflated opinion of how funny he is, and a need for validation that isn’t fulfilled by just running it once. In his head, the banana joke and that tedious, overwrought screed about expensive school uniforms, are examples of ingenious observational humour, and it doesn’t do them justice to post them once and let them be. More and more people just have to see the amazing funny that the great Simon Harris came up with. If Only Fools and Horses can be repeated over and over on U.K. Gold, then so can “Wheelie Bins and Storms”.
Ironically I’ve said this before on here but it’s also a profound sign of immaturity. Most children grow out of telling the same joke twice and learn that humour fades with every retelling. But Simon has the brain of a 5-year-old inside that large, hairy, weird meathead.
If you want to use octopus you should use anyone else’s link. Then tell him that’s what you did.
He’s back guys. Crying because of his old stomping ground.
Breaking: Pranksters on internet make fun of internet prankster, he cries 
Some nutcase has said something he has described as a "serious threat" which the police have decided poses no threat and this has been caused by:
- Local, opposition councillors who dare to use the word "dubious"
- Local journalists (not exactly who you'd describe as Woodward and Bernstein), who dare to use the word "prankster" and publish information after a quiet hour corroborating information which O'Scamaghan didn't realise would be published online
- Ex colleagues "collaborating" (translation: speaking) to the above
Well you would know, slimeon because that’s what you do to people.
“Sadly yes” translates to “no-one cares you attention seeking twit”
So his financial dodgy dealings being aired at all has lead to this. Right.
Sorry Si. I'm sure you'd love it all to have been kept quiet but corruption needs to be exposed.
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