Simon Harris #7 Twagic

[HotesTilaire]

He's going at great length to clear his name, it makes me think there's more to it as his social media fans don't care about it and he has no real career to salvage.

Yesterday he commented that he could talk about stuff as its not concluded yet also wrote a long post about it was concluded.

Maybe the complaint was dismissed, on the basis that the content was, objectively and factually, dubious?

 

[PepsiMaXXX]

so does that mean he actually drove there against advice? for what??

I was posting about the bookshop, not the show.
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I hate to do this to you all:



The independent woman's greatest advocate and protector has form

What a spot!!!

 

[ahkrin]

I've been to barter books twice and it was heaving both times, fairly sure it's not that niche.

 

[Pkershaw]

I love that he thinks he’s so influential. The great Simon Harris did a facebook post about a book shop and he’s convinced himself that the cast of Ben-Hur is now going to descend on the place like the stampede scene from Lion King.

If only you weren’t simply viewed as an irrelevant clown and actually were influential in any way at all, Simon. Then you might’ve got more than 189 followers when my county council paid you £15,000 to convince the entire population of Essex to quit smoking.

Delusional, large twit.

 

[furtherdownthespiral]

He's spent time today pasting his ridiculous face onto a well-muscled and oiled body, then posting on to Facebook

He's an absolute tit.

 

[Fred Santos]

Not in any way dubious is Simon's ex girlfriends new "award winning" status.

Featured in this week's Private Eye and their annual and inversly prestigious "Rotten Boroughs" Awards for 2024.

Awarded under the "High Life" section.

I hope she adds it to her CV

 

[mchops]

What a treat . My kids were never offered it fatty. That's not a healthy dinner.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Thats literally on The Big Bang Theory and loads of US tv shows

Also if the kids help with preparation then they won’t really wonder how you did it, you large idiot. Have a fking salad.

 

[mchops]

It looks like when my cat had worms

 

[HotesTilaire]

You’re supposed to put like 3 or 4 sausage bits per strand, and use about 3 strands in one, not use a whole pack of sausages on 8 strands

Hey Simon did you know you can feed kids fruit and vegetables and high welfare meat?

 

[EnglishRoseIrishRover]

That looks vile. Rivals anything his Southend compatriots ever “cooked”

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

That looks vile. Rivals anything his Southend compatriots ever “cooked”

She'd definitely douse it in sardine juice and add an inexplicable egg on top. Our Si keeping it basic hear, 2p per strand, Jack would be proud.
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That should say here, not hear. I'm not completely incompetent!

 

[lilykestrel]

Highly dubious cooking

 

[Seaford Haggington]

He is doing Everybody So Creative content now?

 

[Blue bunny]

I've seen a thousand times over the last few years. Don't think their even his pics.

He puts no effort into his 'job' and then kicks off whenever anyone says he is tit at it.

 

[Droosie123]

Yep it’s an old suggestion, I did it once for my son but about five strands in each sausage bit…one sausage. My son loved it, only ever did it once though,

 

[mchops]

I never posted it because he's tricky with wording.
The advice for domestic violence train tickets, uses the word 'survivor' so many times it makes me really uncomfortable

 

[Blue bunny]

Is he asking people to donate some of their £50 to his appeal? He's already getting 50% of the £100 referral fee, and yet is asking for more. How much of his £50 will he be putting to the appeal?

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Yawn.

 

[anniemouse]

Octopus
GoScamMe
“I’ve been called a waging wibewal”
lame attempt at toilet humour

Still needed for the full house:
Feminism
Shirt Potatoes

 

[Magwitch]

Is it just me or is there much more of a bitter note to his inane drivel these days? The way he’s always whining about people who have seen through him and spoken up.

If so, good. Love that for him.