Can't wait to hear Simon's, sorry, "Keith" and "Nigel"'s thoughts on Kate's news. Yawn
Update: Simon's alter ego is now very likely to be the new Irish Taoiseach... one can only hope attention to this political event also weaves in attention to 'Simon Harris' of Essex fame...He must be counting his lucky stars (as much as he can these days...) that he shares a name with the Irish Health Minister. So, whenever you search for just 'Simon Harris' on Twitter or some such app, you get the vast bulk about a politician and not a disgraced ex-social media crusader.
Are there people out there who would be amused by this?View attachment 2819544
is it truthful to say you've been 'sponsored' to post this when it's becoming more and more apparent that the person 'sponsoring' you to post it might be you?
Facebook has more boomers on it who’ll appreciate his tit jokesHe's using Facebook just like he used to use Twitter. Posting magically to a wider audience than he actually has.
it reads like he thinks the kids found out at the same time as he didAlways has to get in a bit of sneering passive aggression, doesn't he? bleep.
The (Kate) in brackets kills meAlways has to get in a bit of sneering passive aggression, doesn't he? bleep.
'On BBC Radio 2 sometimes'...yeah i wouldnt count on that happening anymore Simon!
I think I just cringed myself inside out
my bumhole is round my neck.I think I just cringed myself inside out
For some reason I can't screenshot it but there's another FB post from today in which he actually tags and addresses the Irish Simon Harris and it's approximately 5000 billion times more cringeworthy and desperate.
duck me, the absolute stonking ego and narcissism dripping from this.
I'm sure Simon Harris TD (Teachta Dála) would love to ally himself with Simon Harris TD (Teatowel Designer), a man whose most enduring press mentions are for getting paid a shedload in dubious circumstances by a cash-strapped council. What an opportunity for Simon Harris (Teachta Dála).duck me, the absolute stonking ego and narcissism dripping from this.