I was just reading this out to my mum and I literally couldn’t get the words out I was laughing so much
I was just reading this out to my mum and I literally couldn’t get the words out I was laughing so muchFlipper man has finished me
To be fair, he is right!He went on about how coffee was superior to tea for a good 8 to 10 minutes after I briefly mentioned I'm not a big coffee drinker but I love tea.Okay Chad, enjoy your bean juice by yourself, jfc.
Tbf that’s valid, I’d feel peeved I wouldn’t get the day to myselfI ghosted someone once because he had the same birthday as me.
I made matters EVEN WORSE by texting him on our birthday like “happy birthday twinny!”Tbf that’s valid, I’d feel peeved I wouldn’t get the day to myself
This is goldOh OH! I have a juicy one actually!
I met a guy on a night out when I was a hostess in a club and we got chatting in the VIP lounge after I’d finished my shift. He was hella funny, not creepy, my type, I was tipsy so offered him my number to which he replied, I already have it, you stopped replying? And showed me his phone with my name and number in there... that man (I found out later) is a premier league footballer with a long term GF and an illegitimate child with a wannabe zeleb.
I asked how he had my number and he told me where he asked for my number 18 months previously (for info: he wasn’t playing in the premiership, nobody knew who he was but he was funny as fuck and my type) I remembered why I stopped replying to him - he was such a beg, constantly texting, I found it so overwhelming I ghosted him in favour of another man I’d met that nightnothing came of the other man either but I thank my lucky stars I ghosted him when I read what he’s been up to since I met him!
Lol. My late husband made the cut because his birthday was two days before mineTbf that’s valid, I’d feel peeved I wouldn’t get the day to myself
I am crying hahahahhahaha. That is tragic.I went on a date with this guy once and he looked like a pirate. Dead long hair and he looked a bit like Pete from TOWIE. He was not my type at all but tbh with you guys I was having a slaggy period because I'd just broke up with my ex. Anyway, we'd been on our first date and he was ok. Terrible kisser. Anyway, I keep ramblingso we were texting and he randomly goes "did you think I look like Pete from TOWIE? Cos I think I do. I watch videos of him on YouTube so I can speak like him. Sometimes I forget my name is ____ and I think its Pete.' I was like wooooah ok. Never speaking to you again!
I get ptsd every time I see Pete WicksI am crying hahahahhahaha. That is tragic.
My ex boyfriend had the same first name as meI made matters EVEN WORSE by texting him on our birthday like “happy birthday twinny!”he replied to wish me a happy birthday too
we ended up back in touch a while after and he wanted to take me out as I was newly single and I couldn’t get past the fact we were born on the same day so I ripped the band aid off and unfollowed him
HAHAHAHAI went on a date with this guy once and he looked like a pirate. Dead long hair and he looked a bit like Pete from TOWIE. He was not my type at all but tbh with you guys I was having a slaggy period because I'd just broke up with my ex. Anyway, we'd been on our first date and he was ok. Terrible kisser. Anyway, I keep ramblingso we were texting and he randomly goes "did you think I look like Pete from TOWIE? Cos I think I do. I watch videos of him on YouTube so I can speak like him. Sometimes I forget my name is ____ and I think its Pete.' I was like wooooah ok. Never speaking to you again!
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