Shannon Britton #2 Elusive husband, cooped up kids, dressed like a hooker, to make a quick quid!

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Once again Miss perfect has contradicted herself that cat is gonna be climbing all over her kitchen, “not aloud on her bed” yet it was under the bed and she didn’t even know so it goes in her bedroom without her knowing not aloud on her bed but bet it’s aloud on the kids bed what’s next Shannon love, a mop? A sweeping broom? Or will you just admit your a judgemental, hypocritical C#nt
 
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I hate to break it to her because she doesn’t want “advice” but her cat won’t listen and will 100% jump on the bed & on the sofa. Unless she spends AGES training it which is very difficult and she probably doesn’t have the patience. Unless she physically shuts them out of the living room which she can’t as the kids will be in & out all day then she has no luck I’m afraid.

Cats are typically very well behaved and clean if looked after properly so let’s hope she does. I put so much research into it before I got my cat so I’m a little worried she’s just jumped in with clearly no clue 🫣
 
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Her plastic sofas gonna be scratched up in no time. And sorry Shannon but you can’t stop cats going on worktops, furniture etc. they’re not dogs, you can’t train them!
 
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Her sister doesn’t live with her.

She got caught out neglecting her autistic son and said ‘what if my sister lives with me?’ ‘You don’t know who lives in my house’ as damage control. Her kids were unattended end of story.
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also you don’t whistle at cats daft cow. Everyone knows cats respond to psssp psssssssp
 
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The whistling for the cat have you ever seen the likes. Oh gosh and we were all dirty people having pets in our homes. Oh dear she might turn into the rest of us dirty people and have a mop. Trust me if we all had tiny homes we'd be able to wash our floors with a cloth but the majority of people have large floor spaces that needs a mop. What till the cat is ripping her plastic on the couches . The cat won't last watch as it gets rehomed or put out one or the other
 
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Still can't get over that she has her dog living in the stables, poor thing Bet they don't even interact with it much or give it any affection. Also I know of lots of people who have dogs in their home so her excuse that they're smell and dirty is bollocks, as long as you keep on top of the hoovering, cleaning/grooming the dog etc it's fine. Most of her furniture is covered in plastic anyway so not like a dog can leave marks on it.
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*smelly
 
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Some dogs are very well suited outside. Working dogs, or most that aren't show breeds often prefer it. As long as they've shelter, food and water, they are happy.

I can't speak for Shannon because I don't know their ser up, but from my own experience
 
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Since when does she have a dog? I don’t agree dogs should live outside. They need love and cuddles and a warm sofa
 
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I'm sure someone here said before its a golden doodle/noodle/woodle type thing?

The typical white family dog (pls no one take offence to this loool)
 
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100% that cat will be shut outside as soon as it scratches the furniture or knocks an ornament over

Some dogs are very well suited outside. Working dogs, or most that aren't show breeds often prefer it. As long as they've shelter, food and water, they are happy.

I can't speak for Shannon because I don't know their ser up, but from my own experience
Pretty sure it's a cockapoo or something similar so not a working dog.
 
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She has a cocker spaniel. Only ever seen it once. Even when she has filmed the children outside, the poor dog has been nowhere to be seen
 
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Why the fuck would you get a dog to shut it in a stable for its entire life? She never talks about walking it either so presume she doesn’t do that selfish cunt. Didn’t like her anyway but she’s gone even further down in my estimations.
And working dogs are only really needed on farms etc and even then they’re usually allowed in the house! Poor thing needs rehoming.
 
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The bunny isn’t allowed inside either she said the cat is to be an outdoor cat so I’m sure it’ll be turfed out at the first opportunity too
 
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anyone see she posted a pic of the baby in a bunny costume and someone commented saying she looked porky.From the way its worded i dont think the person meant any offence ,althought personally i would never say that about anyones child.Anyway in typical chavvy,uneducated Shannon form shes flew off the handle on this woman and fat shaming her basically
 
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shannon fat shames her everyday
 
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