Thank yewwwwww for choosing my thread title. There were so many good suggestions and I'm sure if Shan was on Tattle, hers would win because she's just amazing at everything...
Special mention to Lucy and Mel for the inspiration. Lucy, where you at girl?!
Anyway, recap... Where the bloody hell do we begin...
- Shan now owns 7474849282738 wigs. They all look shit.
- She's removed the pictures of her kids off her walls.
- She continues to claim to be the best thing since sliced bread. According to her, she is fantastic and talented at everything as well as being a genius. We'll agree to disagree there Shan.
- Sub only lives continue for the most part, unless she gets bored and wants more attention.
- She still hates Lennie the dog, mainly because he's a male dog.
- Shan says her hands are magical and she is magical.
- Shan can talk to her dogs as well as her dead mum, brother and grandfather.
- Shan believes she is American born and bred.
- She went from being Harry Potter to Matilda to Miss Honey to Elsa to... I genuinely cannot remember what else, but she's getting through a lot of characters.
- Smoking more weed than ever and possibly some sniffing going on if the manic lives are anything to go by.
More important things:
- No sign of the children being home anytime soon. 2 weekly contact sessions are still in place with Shan's Grandma needing to be in attendance. Last week, she got the time wrong of a contact session and decided to tell the world that she chose not to see them because of her Grandma. She spent the entire evening trying to justify letting her children down and messing with their heads yet again.
- She threatened to throw the foster parents in a lake or something.
- She called out the judge on a live.
- She called out her stepmum on a live.
- She stated that she loves not having to be a parent or having any responsibilities.
- She slated her children yet again saying that they've become rude and just like the foster parents.
- She bleached her hair (real hair, not wig) this week despite being told not to by the courts because they drug test her.
So much more I could write about, but I think just watching some of her videos would summarise things better. She's lost the plot, thinks so highly of herself, is totally manic, hates her children, hates her pets, hates everyone, is totally alone (rightfully so), has a bunch of enabling arse lickers subscribing to her....
Feel free to add anything I've missed.
. Daft twat doesn’t know how petty we can be. Keep mentioning us Mel 
