Following on from the “who you used to fancy posts”, I have to say that in another life I was madly in love with Ian Brown from The Stone Roses, and Johnny Marr from The Smiths. Both were heartbreakingly beautiful to me..
“Sighs”..
“Sighs”..
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That could soon change! Not to their advantage
I should add that Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley and Kennedy were assassinated. Harding died from a heart attack (although it has been rumoured he was poisoned by his wife as he was carrying on with several young women in White House, Bill Clinton had nothing on him), Roosevelt pretty much worked himself to death due to the war, and was the longest serving President as he was elected 4 times, (you can't be elected more than twice now), and Harrison health was never good, and should never be elected. He died within a month of taking office.
Oh god Ian Brown. He was on top of the pops 2 the other day and I was in bits. The look of pity on my daughters face was humbling.Following on from the “who you used to fancy posts”, I have to say that in another life I was madly in love with Ian Brown from The Stone Roses, and Johnny Marr from The Smiths. Both were heartbreakingly beautiful to me..
Thats still not enough for me to want a ride. Do not see any sex appeal or charming personality nada he's all yours Stacey
Except my recently deceased husband. Its a rare thing. A kind hearted, intelligent, gentle loving man with a massiveIn my humble experience, massive cocks usually belong to massive cocks..Except Paul Nicholls
(Im sure he wont mind me saying ) but they do exist 
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Everyone knows Susan still lives in her “cooncil hoose” even though she is worth a pretty penny and no one has bothered her. I don’t think I’ll have blood on my hands after sharing the handbag info.
I know that I’ve already posted about how I met Joanne Beckham, but I also had a funny encounter with David...
So, many years ago, I used to work as a receptionist for a very well known nightclub. And I was very busy selling tickets for an upcoming event, and I get a phone call from a man with a very squeaky voice, said he was DB, and wanted tickets to this upcoming event for his sister. Well, I told him to “duck off, wanker” or words to that effect, as we always used to get people winding us up on the phone. This happened several more times, with me telling him to duck off and hanging up, until my boss came down to reception...Apparently, it really WAS David Beckham!! And the girl I worked with had put him through to the manager when I was on my break. The manager told me that he was going to call back, and that I should apologise to him for calling him a wanker...Well he did ring back, and I had to apologise and say “I’m sure you’re not a bleeping wanker, but please understand that we get calls like this all the time!!” He was actually really nice, and found the whole thing quite funny, he said he hoped that I hadn’t got into trouble (I didn’t) and I sold him the tickets for his sister. I did cheekily ask him for his mobile number, but he just laughed and said “Maybe next time”!!! When I told my mates, they were like “Didn’t you recognise his voice?” And, in hindsight, yes he did sound like his balls hadn’t dropped, but I was positive that it was a wind up!! My family and friends have never let me forget the time I called David Beckham a bleeping wanker, and said that it’s probably one of the only times a girl has put the phone down on him!!
And when I met Joanne a few years later, i didn’t bring it up!! Sorry it’s not a “juicy” story, but thought I’d chuck it in anyway!!
So, many years ago, I used to work as a receptionist for a very well known nightclub. And I was very busy selling tickets for an upcoming event, and I get a phone call from a man with a very squeaky voice, said he was DB, and wanted tickets to this upcoming event for his sister. Well, I told him to “duck off, wanker” or words to that effect, as we always used to get people winding us up on the phone. This happened several more times, with me telling him to duck off and hanging up, until my boss came down to reception...Apparently, it really WAS David Beckham!! And the girl I worked with had put him through to the manager when I was on my break. The manager told me that he was going to call back, and that I should apologise to him for calling him a wanker...Well he did ring back, and I had to apologise and say “I’m sure you’re not a bleeping wanker, but please understand that we get calls like this all the time!!” He was actually really nice, and found the whole thing quite funny, he said he hoped that I hadn’t got into trouble (I didn’t) and I sold him the tickets for his sister. I did cheekily ask him for his mobile number, but he just laughed and said “Maybe next time”!!! When I told my mates, they were like “Didn’t you recognise his voice?” And, in hindsight, yes he did sound like his balls hadn’t dropped, but I was positive that it was a wind up!! My family and friends have never let me forget the time I called David Beckham a bleeping wanker, and said that it’s probably one of the only times a girl has put the phone down on him!!
And when I met Joanne a few years later, i didn’t bring it up!! Sorry it’s not a “juicy” story, but thought I’d chuck it in anyway!!
Thanks Rev, really interesting
I should probably expand on the above, poor form to assume everyone else knows the story
Allegedly, a young lady woke (whether it was after a house party or another occasion, I'm not sure, it's been a while since I heard this) to find HFW with her hair wrapped around his hampton as he stroked one out. When asked what he was playing at, he replied "It's just what I do".
Never been able to look at him the same after that and as I mentioned earlier, rewatching his old shows, there's definitely a lot of smutty comments, the dirty sod.
This is the #content I’m here forI know that I’ve already posted about how I met Joanne Beckham, but I also had a funny encounter with David...
So, many years ago, I used to work as a receptionist for a very well known nightclub. And I was very busy selling tickets for an upcoming event, and I get a phone call from a man with a very squeaky voice, said he was DB, and wanted tickets to this upcoming event for his sister. Well, I told him to “duck off, wanker” or words to that effect, as we always used to get people winding us up on the phone. This happened several more times, with me telling him to duck off and hanging up, until my boss came down to reception...Apparently, it really WAS David Beckham!! And the girl I worked with had put him through to the manager when I was on my break. The manager told me that he was going to call back, and that I should apologise to him for calling him a wanker...Well he did ring back, and I had to apologise and say “I’m sure you’re not a bleeping wanker, but please understand that we get calls like this all the time!!” He was actually really nice, and found the whole thing quite funny, he said he hoped that I hadn’t got into trouble (I didn’t) and I sold him the tickets for his sister. I did cheekily ask him for his mobile number, but he just laughed and said “Maybe next time”!!! When I told my mates, they were like “Didn’t you recognise his voice?” And, in hindsight, yes he did sound like his balls hadn’t dropped, but I was positive that it was a wind up!! My family and friends have never let me forget the time I called David Beckham a bleeping wanker, and said that it’s probably one of the only times a girl has put the phone down on him!!
And when I met Joanne a few years later, i didn’t bring it up!! Sorry it’s not a “juicy” story, but thought I’d chuck it in anyway!!
Ian Brown is a GOD
and so beautiful when he was younger.
You know he’d refer to it as “love-making” and be all smooth talk and intense looks.You’d have to stick a bag over his head first, surely?
I’ve just had a random thought - do you remember that young woman who was on Celebrity BB (it might have been the last one) who was a model and she got kidnapped but then it turned out she might not have after all... what was all that actually about?
Chloe Ayling? All very weird...
And next thing, she’s reported as seeing David Walliams. Now, that is strange.
Or ‘connecting in a spiritual way’You know he’d refer to it as “love-making” and be all smooth talk and intense looks.
Yeah that was all a bit odd.
Who is wishing whom dead?
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