Or Tom Cruise, on a cruise?
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Is Adam really an Ant? Is Michael J an actual Fox?
Enquiring minds want to know.
Enquiring minds want to know.
Speaking of Michael J Fox, was great to see him on stage with Coldplay at Glastonbury. I like watching festivals from the comfort of my own home.
Is Eamonn ruthless?
Is Ruth Holmeless!
Is Ruth Holmeless!
Oh could you be bothered with Glasto ?
Big nope from me.
Big nope from me.
I could never be bothered to go in person. I quite like to watch a few acts on iPlayer. We put Dua Lipa on for our daughter. My husband went to IOW festival last weekend. Glasto is too big imho
Yup been there done that- never again. (not glastonbury but other festivals )
Maybe if I was rich and famous and I could get the VIP treatment
Oh no, imagine the insufferable cunts in the Glasto VIP area
give me early 2000s T in the Park
From what I've seen, I'd rather be outside than sitting in there.
I snuck into Glastonbury’s VIP pub- it was so pretentious even celebs were bored
Tucked away behind the glaring eyes of ordinary punters at Glastonbury are places only a coveted black wristband will get you where the rich and famous hang out away from prying eyes...
This happens with men with certain types of faces. They look 25 until they’re 40 and then they’re suddenly 55. Leonardo DiCaprio is another victim of this.
Scientology perhaps delayed it for Tom.
Sacrificial goats only gets you so far
The weird thing is that they all start looking like either Sandi Toksvig or Clare Balding.
As far as Teeny weeny Tom is concerned I’d have thought that Botox had far more to do with it than his deranged cult.
Or Simon Pegg...pegging?
Conversely Clare Balding does not seem to be ageing at all. She has always looked middle aged.
Or cruising
It’s a bit different now because of her illness and the fact that she is 56 but Céline Dion looked middle aged for years - always used to throw me that she is the same age (or near enough) to Kylie, Tina Arena, Janet Jackson, Jennifer Lopez etc because even when they were all still in their 30s and looking youthful she looked about 50. Not even in terms of lines etc just something in her face and how she carried herself, she only had a very small period of coming across as youthful imo. Not sure I’ve explained myself well lol I’m not trying to run her down
I know what you are saying, I was shocked to realise she is only 6 years older than me, I remember when Titanic was out thinking she was middle aged!
Celine Dion is extremely slim, this can make women look older than their years once we're over mid 30's. And I know she has an illness and no I'm not skinny-shaming, it's just a fact.
Tell me more. I also think he is strangely attractive.