Well this thread is an enjoyable read (Fournier’s Gangrene excepted)
A couple of things to add. On the subject of a Chris Martin, a good friend‘s best friend (male) was sleeping with him on and off for years (through Gwyneth). Apparently it’s a well known secret that he’s gay, and that GP was a beard. I’ve googled it since but never found anything, although I trust this friend implicitly! Be interested if anyone knows any more...
As for Peaches, a friend of mine had a thing with her for quite a while, just after she’d been shacking up with David Walliams. Apparently Walliams has a penchant for making women put their knickers in their mouth during sex. He’s such a creep
And one personal anecdote - some of you may remember the propellerheads (one hit wonder in the late 90s with a Shirley bassey remix). anyway, I met one of the guys from the duo when I was 14 - he was 30ish (c.1996). Met at a train station, he asked me out and we “dated” for a few weeks. Anyway, I’d lied initially and told him I was 17 doing my a levels. He was pressurising me to have sex, I didn’t want to (I was a very young 14 and was getting pretty freaked out by it all). I wanted to get rid of him so thought “if I tell him my real age he’ll definitely dump me”. Told him, he said it didn’t matter, it turned him on more
![Pensive face :pensive: 😔](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f614.png)
He then basically stalked me for weeks - at my house, my Saturday job... luckily I worked with a very nice guy (also c.30 years old but protective of me!) who threatened to beat him up which did the trick eventually. That attitude is so grim, and still around now. Just the other day my husbands friend (41) was saying how one of his colleagues was fit (16!!). Ugh