Secret Celebrity Gossip #142

[Sir Lancelot]

Do you add in the “hey!” halfway through?

No.
I do my own unique version, with erotic hip thrusts and mixed in with a little of the Killer Cliff classic Living Doll.
Then I defecate in my own hands like GG Allin and threaten to shoot the audience and then myself.
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I think the discussion went down the route of other savoury snack options. My savoury snack suggestion was considered too crude. I think it was my first or second week as a member so I just thought I’d broken the rules. I’ve steered clear of Pringle and other savoury snack talk on here until today. Cheers Danielle!

I'll always recommend a Crunchie for that kind of thing because the honeycomb fizzles when inserted.

 

[L3moning]

I love Thursday as a name, but only because I love Jasper Fforde's 'Thursday Next' books. Surprised they've never been made into TV or movies.

Perhaps they were, but they got removed from the timeline

(I've not actually read them, but just looked up a synopsis lol)

 

[thenorthremembers]

No.
I do my own unique version, with erotic hip thrusts and mixed in with a little of the Killer Cliff classic Living Doll.
Then I defecate in my own hands like GG Allin and threaten to shoot the audience and then myself.
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I'll always recommend a Crunchie for that kind of thing because the honeycomb fizzles when inserted.

bleeping hell lance that’s a waste of a crunchie

 

[50sGirl]

No.
I do my own unique version, with erotic hip thrusts and mixed in with a little of the Killer Cliff classic Living Doll.
Then I defecate in my own hands like GG Allin and threaten to shoot the audience and then myself.
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I'll always recommend a Crunchie for that kind of thing because the honeycomb fizzles when inserted.

Ah but a Crunchie is not a savoury snack!

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Ah but a Crunchie is not a savoury snack!

True.

Try a Pepperami, then, for a little spice in your boudoir and for a savoury snatch.

 

[Definitely Maybe]

Any one old enough to remember the Mick Jagger/Marianne Faithfull 'mars bar party' story ?

 

[Muddlinleigh]

Never expected to see GG Allin mentioned on Tattle. Revolting man, don't Google.

 

[thenorthremembers]

True.

Try a Pepperami, then, for a little spice in your boudoir and for a savoury snatch.

Now we know what you get upto in the bedroom, crunchies and Pepperami lucky woman

 

[Goldilocks3108]

I have one of those annoying surnames that I have to spell out literally every single time I tell someone it, so I gave my three boys nice but normal (some might say boring) names that are fairly easy to spell (apart from one whose name could have an S or an E on the end - he’s an S because it’s the proper way!). My in laws on the other hand decided to saddle their child with a weird name that will need to be spelt every time he says it, poor kid a whole lifetime of spelling out his entire name

 

[thenorthremembers]

Any one old enough to remember the Mick Jagger/Marianne Faithfull 'mars bar party' story ?

Oh no do I Dare ask?

 

[pixxyy]

Oh no do I Dare ask?

very similar to the Danielle Pringle story I think

 

[Goldilocks3108]

Really?! I thought crudeness was allowed

I thought it was actively encouraged

 

[Sideboard Bob]

I have one of those annoying surnames that I have to spell out literally every single time I tell someone it, so I gave my three boys nice but normal (some might say boring) names that are fairly easy to spell (apart from one whose name could have an S or an E on the end - he’s an S because it’s the proper way!). My in laws on the other hand decided to saddle their child with a weird name that will need to be spelt every time he says it, poor kid a whole lifetime of spelling out his entire name

Are your in-laws the parents of Benedict Cumberbatch?

 

[Goldilocks3108]

Never mind Noel Edmonds being ridiculously rich, where does Liz Hurley get all her money from? Having a multi million pound house built in the Cotswolds. If I worked as little as she does I’d be homeless!

 

[Serene Serena]

Are your in-laws the parents of Benedict Cumberbatch?

What are Cumberbatch's kids called? I know his crazy fandom, the Cumberbitches, think his children don't exist and they are robots or actors, because is wife is a drug smuggling people trafficking satanist, but I'm pretty sure he has a few kids. I hope he's given them dull names like John, Jane and Pat.

 

[thenorthremembers]

I have one of those annoying surnames that I have to spell out literally every single time I tell someone it, so I gave my three boys nice but normal (some might say boring) names that are fairly easy to spell (apart from one whose name could have an S or an E on the end - he’s an S because it’s the proper way!). My in laws on the other hand decided to saddle their child with a weird name that will need to be spelt every time he says it, poor kid a whole lifetime of spelling out his entire name

I had one I had to spell and pronounce not a British surname.. drove me insane all throughout my childhood/ high school. Changed it by deed poll lol.

 

[LydiaDeetzHat]

I had one I had to spell and pronounce not a British surname.. drove me insane all throughout my childhood/ high school. Changed it by deed poll lol.

Stone is much easier to spell yes

 

[LaBlonde]

What are Cumberbatch's kids called? I know his crazy fandom, the Cumberbitches, think his children don't exist and they are robots or actors, because is wife is a drug smuggling people trafficking satanist, but I'm pretty sure he has a few kids. I hope he's given them dull names like John, Jane and Pat.

his robot sons are called christopher, hal and finn so fairly normal.

though christopher cumberbatch is a tough one, i’m
not sure i would have gone with that if he was my tiny robot child.

 

[Harlot O'Scara]

his robot sons are called christopher, hal and finn so fairly normal.

though christopher cumberbatch is a tough one, i’m
not sure i would have gone with that if he was my tiny robot child.

Bugger to fit that into those tiny boxes on forms.

 

[LaBlonde]

Bugger to fit that into those tiny boxes on forms.

as a fellow long named person, i feel little christopher cumberbatch’s pain i only hope he doesn’t have middle names!