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A guy that knows how to spoil a lady. Polenta 
She said birthday lunch too. Makes it even less likely. I think?!Sounds like Mysterious Mystery has a rival for fan fiction forum fantasies!...all the Fs.
(I did give MM the benefit of the doubt way back when, but she was outed by pesky Tattlers for getting Hiddleston's whereabouts completely wrong, then disappeared in a huff, never to be seen again).
That picture of Greg Davies is not appealing at all, but I'm sure there's plenty who would overlook the gut and dad bod.
You can easily imagine a quickie with somebody in the melee of a nightclub with drink 'n' drugs and bodies everywhere, but in a reasonably sedate restaurant with your significant other waiting for you - sounds a bit unlikely...
Someone needs to tell Ellie Goulding to calm the duck down on lip fillers.
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Ellie Goulding puts on a racy display as she strips down
Ellie Goulding put on a racy display as she performed live at The Roundhouse in London on Tuesday night.
Must be a lie, Greg has never had sex as he's saving himself for me. (I'm not 18 
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Same as the one from Pussycat Dolls. The trout pout is not itSomeone needs to tell Ellie Goulding to calm the duck down on lip fillers.
Ellie Goulding puts on a racy display as she strips down
Ellie Goulding put on a racy display as she performed live at The Roundhouse in London on Tuesday night.
We've all been there ... those nights when it's cold enough to wear gloves, but not cold enough to wear trousers ...Same as the one from Pussycat Dolls. The trout pout is not it
It must really be a quickie though for them to have sex AND chips and his girlfriend to not even noticeSounds like Mysterious Mystery has a rival for fan fiction forum fantasies!
(I did give MM the benefit of the doubt way back when, but she was outed by pesky Tattlers for getting Hiddleston's whereabouts completely wrong, then disappeared in a huff, never to be seen again).
That picture of Greg Davies is not appealing at all, but I'm sure there's plenty who would overlook the gut and dad bod.
You can easily imagine a quickie with somebody in the melee of a nightclub with drink 'n' drugs and bodies everywhere, but in a reasonably sedate restaurant with your significant other waiting for you - sounds a bit unlikely...
I (76), was out for a walk with my dog, three children and 5 grandchildren and lo and behold, Greg was walking the other way with his then partner.
Quick chit chat, then we slipped off behind a tree and had the most mind blowing quickie. Came back and nobody had noticed and Greg gave my dog a biscuit. Happy memories…
Quick chit chat, then we slipped off behind a tree and had the most mind blowing quickie. Came back and nobody had noticed and Greg gave my dog a biscuit. Happy memories…
To be fair it’s not that unlikely. A birthday 18th lunch would easily turn into an all day session with my mates, who’s going home? Plus a lot of Jamie’s Italians had bars attached that were really busy on Friday and Saturday nights. I got the impression that the girlfriend turned up later after he romantically slid off to the shitters - since the poster said he left with her, not arrived with her.
Hence him whisking her off to Cafe Nero, it would make sense he would want to get her the hell out of there pronto.
Hence him whisking her off to Cafe Nero, it would make sense he would want to get her the hell out of there pronto.
How bad is her singing if she has to perform in her knickers.Someone needs to tell Ellie Goulding to calm the duck down on lip fillers.
Ellie Goulding puts on a racy display as she strips down
Ellie Goulding put on a racy display as she performed live at The Roundhouse in London on Tuesday night.
duck me her lips are going to explode, plus knickers look desperate AF.
I don't think they're joking I think they're a fantasist
She looks like that Geordie Shore woman who used to go out with Stephen Bear, Charlotte somebody
I think it was a joke. It got too silly for a fantasy!
Did the elusive TH fantasist make a comeback but downgraded to Greg Davies 
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