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Face lift, maybe he looks bleeping strange lol. You can tell heās had his hair transplanted.Woah
He's looking so wierd now. What has he had done to his face? And hair? His mouth looks so odd.
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It delights me that Wayne Rooney is ageing better than Beckham 
from what I can piece together itās just all rather sordid, and not something to boast about. (Not that I have any right to be judgemental).
I concurā¦.. has some posts been deleted or something?
I prefer him with a messy beard he doesnāt look good without one just look at him he looks wrong and I love Keanu.
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Ngl, I watched the latest Bill and Ted. Wtf was that about. 1 star would not recommend.
Anyone else read the posts about Flex shampoo and Cindy Crawford and get lost in happy nostalgiaā¦remembering the smell of it and how bouncy your hair would beā¦and it was a lovely memoryā¦and then read the next post which had the line
āMy Nana used Flex shampooā
and suddenly remember you are really old?
āMy Nana used Flex shampooā
and suddenly remember you are really old?
I see what you mean, but he kind of looks like he could be playing a young Snape there, I like it!
Jamie's Italian launched in 2008 and closed in 2016 so he was between 40-47 cracking on an 18yo. Wtf that is disturbing. Hope u don't mind but wtaf? He looks like Lembit Opik dropped down a flight of stairs
i feel like it was fake by the poster later saying āi told him i was 56ā?!?!
what an odd thing to practice your creative writing skills on but to each their own
Yes. Itās like reading Bella!i feel like it was fake by the poster later saying āi told him i was 56ā?!?!
what an odd thing to practice your creative writing skills on but to each their own
They have, but the main gist of it is still there in the quotes.
Basically a Tattler shaggged Greg Davies in the loo at Jamie's Italian in Brighton while he was "dining" with his then gf.
And was rewarded with polenta chips.
And it was her 18th birthday?
True but I like him the other way, he will always be John Wick for me
As for the confusing Greg Davies thing was that real, is it a dream wtf donāt burst my Greg bubble
Who else can I climb like a tree now
Thanks for the quicky in the loo hereās some polenta chips
I feel like I missed some important details in my summary. Thank you ladies
Sounds like Mysterious Mystery has a rival for fan fiction forum fantasies!
...all the Fs.(I did give MM the benefit of the doubt way back when, but she was outed by pesky Tattlers for getting Hiddleston's whereabouts completely wrong, then disappeared in a huff, never to be seen again).
That picture of Greg Davies is not appealing at all, but I'm sure there's plenty who would overlook the gut and dad bod.
You can easily imagine a quickie with somebody in the melee of a nightclub with drink 'n' drugs and bodies everywhere, but in a reasonably sedate restaurant with your significant other waiting for you - sounds a bit unlikely...
Sounds dodgy doesnāt it.Sounds like Mysterious Mystery has a rival for fan fiction forum fantasies!
(I did give MM the benefit of the doubt way back when, but she was outed by pesky Tattlers for getting Hiddleston's whereabouts completely wrong, then disappeared in a huff, never to be seen again).
That picture of Greg Davies is not appealing at all, but I'm sure there's plenty who would overlook the gut and dad bod.
You can easily imagine a quickie with somebody in the melee of a nightclub with drink 'n' drugs and bodies everywhere, but in a reasonably sedate restaurant with your significant other waiting for you - sounds a bit unlikely...
Thereās nowt wrong with a dad bod,well I donāt think so anyway. Apparently heās got the moves in the sack but he canāt be arsed doing it.
( like iād ever get a chance like
) Iād be like sorry this is the rumours get moving or you donāt get my moves lol.- Status