Where were we? Oh Yes Naomi Campbell is a cunt.
Well I was one of her lackey's at one point, well it was about 20 years ago when I was on loan to Premier Models, I had to do her donkey work, pick up her toothbrushes, hair brushes, CD's whatever she wanted. I mainly had contact with her PA who was staying at a hotel in London, the name of which escapes me for now. Anyway I was forced to carry about £100 at all times in case I had to buy stuff for her.
I had to google it because my memory is fucked, Mandarin Oriental Hyde Park was the hotel I would meet the PA who was a nice girl, thankfully I never actually met Naomi Campbell.