Secret Celebrity Gossip #109

[Jelly Bean]

Patsy Palmer’s Instagram account is like a parody. Fair play to her, her drug taking is an in the past, she lives a nice life, and has a great family. But she comes across like a Poundshop Gywnnie Paltrow.

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What utterly self indulgent privileged drivel.
I'm sure people in dire poverty and grinding hardship would love to work on their light daily and have some ceremonial cacao. Got nothing better to do.
Patsy would no doubt say they should choose a happy thought instead of being unhappy - it's really that simple.
This tosh really verges on the offensive tbh. 'I'm wealthy and happy! Believe in magic and you can be too!'

 

[lamaitresse]

I don't remember her but watching the documentary what a wonderful intelligent vibrant woman she was.The media were cruel and targeted her(as they do with strong women)
What they did regarding her paternity and the timing is one of the cruelest acts I have ever seen.
Wonderful documentary.

Paula's mother Helene Thornton firmly denied Hughie Green was Paula's father when the allegations came out - after Michael's death - (there was a documentary on a few days before the Paula one. He was an egotistical, arrogant monster - he and Jess Yates hated each other)..so Paula felt confident about taking a DNA test, in order to sue the tabloids.

Helene then said later that Jess may have drugged her so Hughie could have his way with her (?!). At another point she stated didn't have a fling with Hughie Green till Paula was around eight years old (the mother wasn't a reliable source, shall we say). Eg, https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/hughie-rape-tragic-paulas-mum-2348279

Also, a tabloid reporter sending Paula her obituary (with the headline "Suicide Blonde") before she'd even died was unbelievably cruel!! Harassment at an unconscionable scale. I hope the red tops behave a bit better nowadays, but I doubt it.

Some people may say "who cares who her father is? she'll get over it" but it can cause a sense of feeling lost, rootless, questioning the memories you had growing up - it's a real identity crisis. Paula already being bereaved, under siege every day from the press and trying to hold it together (she may well have felt her career was ruined as well) was likely the last straw.

"Ladette" culture was a figment of the media's imagination, when it suited them to leer or laugh at women. It wasn't the experience of many 1990s females.

(I know there's a Peaches And Geldof Family thread, just responding to that comment).

 

[LaBlonde]

i have no clue where to put this but we were talking about him earlier and this made me laugh so please enjoy penn badgely doing the “what a sad little life jane” speech from come dine with me

 

[Miss Begotten]

i feel like @Miss Begotten should go next tbh - name your prices

edit: also tagging @bourb0nbiscuits i see you!

He can have 10 minutes including taking off as few clothes as possible and putting them back on again.
1. 10 billion pounds. Cash.
2. A yacht
3. The Bahamas
4. A week with Tom Hardy to recuperate.
5. A sheep dip and a memory wipe.

 

[caroleffinbaskin]

Just seen Alison Hammond is replacing Matt Lucas on Bake Off. This makes me happy, I really like Alison and I really don’t like him - especially not on that programme.

 

[Lucyxxxx]

Not sure if these things have been mentioned in this thread so far so gonna shout em out to ensure they aren't forgotten.

Lorraine's growler
Cliff Richard
Joe Westermans rimjob video.

 

[sammiejames]

On the topic of comedians...can anyone remember the story of Stephen K Amos and the young fan who he allegedly groomed? I'm sure he (the fan) ended up commiting suicide.

 

[RoseintheSunshine]

Apologies if this has been mentioned before but Mylene Klass gets on my wick!!

Yes I get she’s had a miscarriage (possibly a few) but she still has three kids!!

moving on

 

[Gym&Tonic]

Matt looks smitten. Oh Carol.

He‘ll probably try and shag her. That’s what he’s like. I think that’s what really happened with that Oakshitt woman. She’s going to start leaking dick pics next I reckon. Anyway, I just need to get close to him and become another notch on his bedpost because you just know it’s going to happen!

 

[SaLou]

Was it really vital for us to know this? She's such an attention seeker.

Davina McCall, 55, says she has orgasms at the strangest times

The 55-year-old confessed to having 'several' orgasms in her sleep, describing the practice as 'great'.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[PeteM]

Midge - obvs. Spandau Ballet - yep. Duran Duran - makes sense. George Michael - naturally. Bowie - goes without saying. Aled Jones -?????? WTF???

He was the coke supplier.

 

[PrincessCharming]

If you think about the style of dresses brides wore in the 80s, that dress was well ahead of it’s time and wouldn’t look out of place today.
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Stunning! Always said I'd wear a red dress if I ever got married. Alas, I decided living in sin was much easier

I worked in a bridal salon for a bit in the naughties and red, pink and black dresses were quite popular.

There was a future Mother in law in scowling at the red dress in the window and saying it was awful. Little did she know it was going to be making an appearance at her son’s wedding in a few weeks time

 

[Uppompey]

Pair of idiots

Hugh Grant and his wife claimed to be key workers during lockdown and insisted their children should be at (their private) school - this might have been for the benefit of the children in the school's view I guess....

He reportedly picked one daughter up from a kids party and told all the people there how he hated doing things like that as all the mums found him so attractive and would make passes at him etc And also shouted at one of his kids really loudly and unkindly outside Pret on Kings Rd once.

This is from multiple reliable sources...

 

[Honeytheonions]

I don't get the hype over Paula Yates. She might well have been very intelligent, but she consistently made dumb decisions. She wasn't pretty, quite plain, but yes how she acted and presented herself was appealing to men. And Bob Geldolf is no saint either, everyone knows that. I was very young when Yates and all that crew were on TV. But at the end of the day she was a junkie, and she was responsible for the whole nonsense about Hutchence apparently having died from that auto erotic sex thing, which he didn't, he committed suicide, but his name is now forever tarnished with that. He suffered a head injury, which apparently changed his whole personality. It's not unreasonable to think that being in such a dark place mentally made him want to end it. Yates just couldn't accept that she wasn't enough to stop him doing it, completely selfish reasoning.

 

[Prince fan 1999]

So, Daniella Westcrack has been “flaunting her amazing body” and “frolicking on the beach” (I wish I knew how to frolic). It really is a case of nice legs shame about the face! If you zoom in she looks like a dinner lady in a deprived school. So grim. Sorry that it’s a Scum link

Danniella Westbrook, 49, looks incredible as she wears neon pink thong bikini

DANNIELLA Westbrook looked incredible as she stripped off to a neon pink bikini while on a beach in Portugal. The 49-year-old strutted her stuff along the beach in her bright pink thong swimwear as…

www.thesun.co.uk

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Body off Baywatch,face off crimewatch.

 

[theleagueofgentlemen]

I hate that pseudo science peddling grifter Paltrow so much that even though all the evidence may point to it not being her fault, I STILL hope she gets done for it.
She was probably rushing down the slopes cause she was delirious with hunger, after her oh so filling lunch of bone broth

 

[Sideboard Bob]

I was shocked when Amy Winehouse died, because I thought her worst days were behind her and she was very gradually getting better.

 

[Tifastrife]

Whilst I knew it was bad, the prolonged nature of that attack is absolutely horrendous. Why the fuck was he not cancelled? He really is a walking, talking, woman-hating POS.

it also wasn’t his only offence against women either there’s been a long trail of victims since, it just hasnt Been as publicised because those Victims weren’t famous.

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

No one has ever aged as well as Sam Neill.

 

[Baconbutties]

What an absolute scumbag. They need to throw away the key he's clearly never going to change his disgusting ways

Freed last month, straight back on it. You are right he will never change. What a horrible vile human being. Waste of oxygen.