Secret Celebrity Gossip #109

[Silverback]

I’ve fallen into a bit of a rabbit hole reading all about how Graham Coxon has been having multiple relationships with various very young girls on the go all while with his ex wife, even when their kid was a baby. One fan says he raped her. He sent dick pics to another and slept with then ghosted other ones.
His ex posts on Instagram about being involved in women’s aid, having PTSD, and having barely any money to live on- she’s had to use a food bank. She’s also posted images of her having a black eye.
He is obviously a complete piece of shit. If anyone else wants to fall down the rabbit hole then look at roomeight.tumbler.com

 

[Mcomics]

Good evening tattlers I have a confession. I actually quite like Rita oras new song! I shall go to the corner & have a good think about my life's mistakes

 

[Ennui]

Is it too late for Greggs to nominate that alley film?

The Bad Shrieks of Is It In.

 

[Restless Native]

I'm straight and I'd nosh Rupert off for half a million.

Would you slide a finger in as well for double

 

[Nadia Vulvokov]

Has anyone else been following the Gwyneth Paltrow case? Apparently she slammed into a fellow skier back in 2016 and did the skiing version of a hit and run on him, leaving him with brain damage and 4 broken ribs. Can't decide if he's a chancer or she really did it but always thought she had a dark side.

Gwyneth Paltrow ski crash court case: US star 'never said a word after hitting fellow skier and bolting'

Gwyneth Paltrow is being sued by a man who says the actress crashed into him while skiing, knocking him out and causing a brain injury and four broken ribs. She has previously countersued, arguing the man crashed into her.

news.sky.com

 

[Curlygirl28]

Hmmm I'm not sure, I do quite like her but I feel she's everywhere atm- they seem to wheel out the same group of presenters for everything

 

[LaBlonde]

I don’t think he was as rude as people are saying, but I do think he could have been a bit more decent in giving her something to work with.

‘well I’m only in Glass Onion for 30 seconds but I enjoyed it. It came about because….etc etc…and the day I was on set was with xyz….’

He wasn’t in anything else last year

yep - she didn’t really have much else to ask him about and he could have been more decent in his response. being asked frivolous questions is part of the game, especially at the oscar’s.

it just came on the radio again and agree it’s not as bad as first listen - i think it’s more a classic contrast of american chirpiness against british sarcasm. the part she asks what he’s wearing (obviously meaning the designer) and he says “a suit” had me

 

[Meowsy]

It absolutely blows my mind the pretzels people will twists themselves into to justify the behaviour of their faves (Kate Moss and Paula Yates are two prime examples) while being completely, relentlessly unforgiving toward others. Like, Jennifer Lopez is sooo pathetic because she can’t live without a guy in her life, but here is someone who ruined her own life and substantially messed up her children’s, but don’t be too harsh on her, she must have had reasons (and besides, she was so cool!)

 

[Phil Anne Throw Pee]

Gwynnie is an utterly insufferable cunt, but, I am glad she isn't a plastic blow up doll like Madge and so many others. She at least seems to have the sense to not tamper with her face and make it immobile.

 

[LaBlonde]

I know there are far more worthy contenders, but I would really love to see Top Gun: Maverick take Best Film. It pretty much single-handedly saved cinemas after all the lockdowns and it's probably the best sequel ever made.

deserves every oscar possible for the topless beach football scene tbh.

 

[Jimmyjimjams]

I was going to say the same about Paula Yates. I remember when she died, I think it was The Sun had a big headline saying ‘Paula - the pain is finally over’. I remember thinking that that was a bit fucking rich, considering they caused a lot of the pain.

I don't remember her but watching the documentary what a wonderful intelligent vibrant woman she was.

The media were cruel and targeted her(as they do with strong women)
What they did regarding her paternity and the timing is one of the cruelest acts I have ever seen.
Wonderful documentary.

 

[Silverback]

i mean, all four acting winners this year had individual “stories” that were pushed. it’s part of campaigning so i don’t think his team taking the sympathy angle would be a surprise really. it was pretty clear in some of the post event photographs where he became overwhelmed and had to be taken under the wing of other casts etc.

i don’t think “set up” is necessarily the right word, the event in itself was real and the impact on him is obviously real, but agree that he and his team used it to their advantage campaign-wise.

I like Brandon Fraser and I’m happy for him that his career is back on track, but the Oscar’s ultimately exist as a promotional tool for the movie business. Having someone win who has had a triumph over adversity is fab PR. It also negates some of the damage done to how people view Hollywood after Weinstein and ‘me too’.

You have to campaign to win your Oscar. You have to schmooze. Even then, if it doesn’t seem like ‘your year’ from a PR point of view you won’t win. If Cate Blanchett had been making a comeback after having cancer or losing a leg etc, I’m sure she would have won instead.

It’s all a cynical marketing ploy.

 

[Ennui]

Don't any of these celebs look at pics of others who've had buccal fat removal and not realise how wizened they'll look after?

Who invented this buccal fat removal bollocks? Will we all be sharpening our earlobes next?

 

[LaBlonde]

I can't bear Paltrow. The vag candles and bone broth aren't doing much good are they? she's 50 and looks it.

someone did a comparison between gwyneth (wellness “guru”, inhales bone broth instead of eating) and other famous women of a similar age (who eat, drink, enjoy themselves) - and the difference was stark. gwyneth looks exactly how i would expect someone who willingly inhales broth as a meal to look

 

[childofthe70s]

Also The Cardigans, The Cranberries and Catatonia to Bjork and PJ Harvey for solo.

 

[Miss Begotten]

Right, as we have no bloody gossip, and there are clearly a few immoral slappers on this thread, let’s put our cards on the table re: Rupert Murdoch.

I’ll do it all for £245,000.
Half day.
No photos or filming.
A little midazolam would be appreciated too.

@LaBlonde - you next

245K? Honey you are selling yourself short. He’s a fucking squillionaire!

 

[Multi-21]

Met Geri through work ages ago (before the ultra-thin F1 Stepford wife in white stage commenced) - she was tiny but very lovely and friendly. Also had someone fitting things at my house who'd done some work for her beforehand - he said she was great; made plenty of tea & was really chatty. She wanted Christian Horner & she got him, but I don't think it's made her happy. She had proper bubbly energy when I met her & she just looks hungry and sad now.

She’s probably hugely paranoid about keeping him. He’s away most of the year with the same group of people and he strayed with her so could do again. I’m sure affairs are commonplace in a what goes on tour stays on tour kind of a way.

 

[LaBlonde]

I mean, surely there is no way he could actually get it up? At best you’d have to do some porn style over-acting and tell him how good his not-erection feels when it’s not in your minge?

I‘ve thought about this too much.
We need some decent gossip.

girl………

the man is as rich as midas. i’d consider it

 

[Badirene]

No one needs to see couples tonguing on the beige carpet View attachment 2024346

This is about as steamy as my porridge breakfast of a morning

 

[Glaschelle]

I love Angela Bassett and she so deserved the Oscar for What's Love Got to Do With It. And she was definitely the best think about Black Panther 2 (it was a pile of mince - so disappointing)

But can you imagine what people would be saying if it was Jamie Lee Curtis who gave that reaction if Angela had won the Oscar

I've no idea if Jamie Lee Curtis is any good in this film I suspect part of the reason she win was because she was a legacy vote - someone deserving who been around for years. Bit like Angela!!!