I'm living for the twitter memes tonight
Maybe she was just asking him to check if she had piles?I must say that rimming is not what I was expecting when I first read about this story. I was expecting some front bottom licking.
Maybe he was preparing her for some back door action…
Your username seems rather appropriate in the circumstances.Maybe she was just asking him to check if she had piles?
If that isn't in this week's Popbitch newsletter, someone is slacking, absolutely brilliant!
Ralph Rimmer is the former chief executive of rugby league, he stood down at the end of last year - so not sure that's genuine, as I don't see why he would be involved in an investigation now. But the name was just too good an opportunity for someone to pass up!Oh god that is actually his name!Thought it might be a photoshop job!
… while being celebrated in the locker room. Never date a rugger boy, they can’t keep their dicks in their pants EVERThe next game he plays, you just know the fans will start singing "you only sing when you're rimming..."
He was obviously rimming her while trying to get hard and give her one up the back passage. Sadly too manyWhy?????????? I don’t understand why he’s got his kecks round his ankles showing his teeny todger while she’s bent double, looking like she’s taking a painful shit. Is that what passes for a knee trembler in an alleyway these days?
He's clearly hammered, which of course is no excuse for what he did.Though she said people don’t understand how it feels watching that video and I’m like, if there was even a hint that a video existed of my dad giving someone a rimjob, I wouldn’t watch it???
It’s the most unsexy thing ever, looks like he was searching for a missing earring the amount of disinterest he showed.
Just smell his breath after a night out.i hadn’t even picked up on that - i hope it’s poor wording because why would you watch it?! unless she wanted to know for definite it was him but still, why put yourself through it. that’s your dad
This is why you date closeted football twinks instead!Never date a rugger boy, they can’t keep their dicks in their pants EVER
I was going to reply that... but to AllSeeingEye !Your username seems rather appropriate in the circumstances.
This is why you date closeted football twinks instead!
(Mostly kidding, because I fancy Todd Cantwell, who AFAIK is straight).
Shagging the alley next to Greggs does get boring after a while ….I feel like the most boring fuddy duddy in the world after seeing that video. And I’m FINE with that thanks.
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