Neil Hannon will never come up with a better song than 'My lovely Horse'.
I really liked Russell’s book but as the years have gone on I’ve realised what an absolute twunt he is. It’s saying something when he was somehow less obnoxious back when he was being a misogynist pig than now with this cult leader/guru like arrogance.We are light on tea at the moment. Until we are waiting for an urnful to arrive, here’s some weak brew
He sounds like an absolute tadgerWe are light on tea at the moment. Until we are waiting for an urnful to arrive, here’s some weak brew
You weren’t a hostess on a coach were you?I was at the same party as him once. I went outside to the smoking area and he came out a bit after and asked me for a light!
I flicked my lighter for him and tried to will him to fall in love with me in the four seconds it took for him to light his cigarette.
He thanked me and our liaison ended. Maybe he wrote a song about it....
Probably because he is. Brand has acted like a messiah in the past but he’s just acting, although I’m not sure many of his fans realise. Contradictory buffoon that swallowed some pages from a dictionary is the role he is most adept at portraying.He sounds like an absolute tadger
His own father says he has no idea why he speaks like that, it isn’t his voice.Probably because he is. Brand has acted like a messiah in the past but he’s just acting, although I’m not sure many of his fans realise. Contradictory buffoon that swallowed some pages from a dictionary is the role he is most adept at portraying.
"Just play the f'cking note, Dougal!" Classic.
It was originally written by Scott Walker in the 60s.But it's hard to get by when your arse is the size
Of a small country
One of the best lyrics ever written
Ha I met his dad (I wish there was some scandal or gossip but no - it was just in a fairly posh part of London) and I thought they sounded really similar!His own father says he has no idea why he speaks like that, it isn’t his voice.
Oh yes loved that one!Can't believe no one has mentioned 'Everybody Knows Except You' ... This is turning into a DC appreciation thread
Something for the weekend I think its called. Theres something quite whimsical about DC songs but they are spot on in their observationsI love Something in the Woodshed by them as well.
Oh yes loved that one!
" ...I told all of my friends..
Again and again and again
I drove them round the bend
Now you're my only friend"
I saw them at a radio 1 roadshow (remember them!?)
Also saw Peter Andre singing Mysterious Girland loads of girls were almost soiling themselves with excitement and my friend almost got run over by his security van (we were running from him, rather than to him just to clarify).
Don’t forget one of his many love songs “If” with the incredible line….if you were a horse I’d clean the shit out of your stable and never once complain….I'm a HUGE Divine Comedy fan and for anyone loving the lyrics to National Express or Something for the Weekend etc check out:
Lady of a Certain Age &
Charmed Life - which is like a love song to your child and ever since I had my son makes me cry a little bit.
Both are genius. Neil Hannon and Rufus Wainwright for me are just lyrically *chef's kiss*
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