I remember watching a documentary on Boris before he was prime minister where they followed him behind the scenes for a few weeks. He used to purposely and intentionally ruffle his hair up, pull his shirt out and scruff his tie up before he went on camera for anything. He plays the fool because that’s the character that works for him that has got him elected multiple times. Hell, even the fact we all call him ‘Boris’ instead of his surname like all other politicians says it all. He’s marketed himself as a goofy, affable, dopey and lovable rogue when he is far from it.
We’re on to you Alexander dePfeffel!