Secret Celeb Gossip #37

[watermelon sugar]

Shall we just stop talking about TH at all?

 

[LaraQ]

This kid has done literally nothing other than being born to famous parents and he is on the cover of GQ.

 

[watermelon sugar]

I’ve no idea who he is!

You're lucky!

 

[Mischievous Mystery]

I 100% wont publish it dont worry And I'm not bored of the naughty stuff

I'm just feeling a little attacked, so thought I need to cut back on being so open. Not by you as you have been lovely to me, but I can't get my head around why someone would accuse others of lying.
I know my profession is not very popular, so it may be that.
I'm not very well versed on social media, so maybe it common to attack others, but it's not nice.
Enough of me moaning, you sound like a budding writer so go for it!

Relieved to hear that about our Sam!

You are obviously a fan! She is lovely, and a true legend.

 

[Bubblegumblades]

Me too, I owned 2 properties by the time I was 27, bought 3rd without having to sell. I had a convertible Merc at 30, no car loan, and used to have holidays in America or Oz and Europe every year. Zero help from parents age 15 onwards.

I would also live on beans and toast til payday sometimes it has to be said.

Property ownership is so hard for people to achieve these days. People spend their money on shit as well though. I work with younger people who still live with their mum but drive a top of the range car... why? Or use credit cards to buy designer gear/beauty procedures. It’s all arse over tit...

A girl in her 20s at work goes on about not being able to afford living on her own, but recently spent £180 on designer make up, after spending £90 in the boxing day sales on more make up, after buying a massive gift set box at Christmas. Not a make up artist, and despite having more than one face, most certainly won't be using all of that. I mean it is hard to get a house of your own now, but I think some want a lifestyle more than a home because they were brought up in the age of social media where haul after haul is normalised. I think being about half a decade before that trend was a blessing.

 

[Ginnyjo]

What? I don’t even understand the first few sentences of this post. I think it’s best if I block you now, since all you do is slag off other posters and provide bugger all of interest yourself.

Yup, literally no substance to the posts other than questioning others, it’s getting tedious.
Also tattle isn’t an airport, departures don’t need to be broadcast.

 

[Vanillaco]

Me too, I owned 2 properties by the time I was 27, bought 3rd without having to sell. I had a convertible Merc at 30, no car loan, and used to have holidays in America or Oz and Europe every year. Zero help from parents age 15 onwards.

I would also live on beans and toast til payday sometimes it has to be said.

Property ownership is so hard for people to achieve these days. People spend their money on shit as well though. I work with younger people who still live with their mum but drive a top of the range car... why? Or use credit cards to buy designer gear/beauty procedures. It’s all arse over tit...

I think.part of it though is that a 10% deposit for a flat in London would be £30-50k now at least whereas my dad gave me £6k as a deposit on my first flat. Thats an impossible amount to save, whereas a nice car on hire purchase is about £200 a month. Why not soend your money on that if theres no chance of buying a house?
I know not everyone lives in London, but I was born there. Id never be able to live there now. Id have been priced out of my home city, where I was born and where my family live.

 

[Apple In My Pie]

The Cumberbitches are the craziest. I've just read a conspiracy theory about his wife who is apparently some kind of pagan witch/high class escort/people trafficker/drug smuggler and all the children are robots. Poor sweet Ben has been blackmailed into staying with her but there's no definite reason why. The person posting this shite also claims she was 'eye-fucked' by Benedict at a meet and greet. Ben is allegedly extremely myopic so he probably couldn't even see her, poor cow. Hilarious to read though. Tumblr is entertainment central this morning

I see your cumberbitches and raise you larries (People who think Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson from one direction are in a secret gay relationship)
- I know they’re bad because I was one. One of them has a fake child and they tried to communicate that they were in a gay relationship via a stuffed bear. Yes really. That was the point where I gave it up. In my defence I was sixteen and had very little else to do in my life.

 

[Gym&Tonic]

Yes, or like people who describe themselves as 'so quirky and weird', or the whole 'i get on so much better with guys than girls' (or the other way, of course).

Ooooh they boil my piss! Girls who say all women hate them and they ‘get on better with men’ are always the ones with the issue and not the other way around.

 

[Mischievous Mystery]

Sophie Howard
Lucy Pinder
Keeley Hazell
These are the first three that spring to mind of your contemporaries. Do you know much about your predecessors?

Sophie Howard kept on about having gone to Uni and how she was smarter than the rest of us that didn't. That always put our back up.
Lucy Pinder. The less I say, the better. She was awful to work with.
Keeley Hazell. Another one who was okay at the start, but things went wrong when she started dating David Walliams.
Now to the lovely ones;
Sam Fox is a legend, and couldn't do enough to help us newbies. Love her.
Maria Whittaker was sweet, but not the brightest.
My favourite will always be Suzanne Mizzi. Helped me out loads, and I loved her to bits. Such a shame when she died.
Sorry, I have left out the naughty bits, but I think people are getting bored of reading it from me!

 

[watermelon sugar]

No more talk of Tom. Not Jones, Cruise, Fletcher, Sir Captain, and definitely no more insider info about Hiddles. PLEASE!!

New month, new thread, no Tom talk. Agreed?

Until MM comes back like 'what's up guys spent the weekend banging Tom H and Jennifer Aniston is gay and once I had a three way with Chandler and Joey from Friends' and everyone loses their shit

 

[Clairer86]

Agreed.
I’m sure it’s also against the rules to announce your leaving too.


I’m glad you are back on track with your recovery. Wishing you and your family all the best xx

Thankyou. Im doing okay. I must be the only person in the world who thinks Lockdown is good for my own selfish self. I cant go out and partake in risky behaviour. So me being 'locked up' is good for me. Im in the middle of a deep depression at the moment so thats tough, but ive got good people around me now. Plus tattle is helping as i love reading through all the threads

 

[BunnyLebowski]

Fuck me, she looks like my brother’s cat and that is not a good thing (Siamese and an ugly fucker).

The daughter looks like the Dad and in no way model-esque. How embarrassing all round.

 

[Blonde123]

This thread is actually splendid. The regular celebrity mix ups make me smile. It’s really cheered me up through this whole pile of poo year. I hope it never changes, bring on all the Tom’s.

If anyone gives birth this year, for the sake of future generations of tattlers, please I’m begging you... don’t call your kid Tom!

 

[Dinnerbag]

Bring back @joancollinsfanclub she was the best

 

[Pixie06]

And as night follows day... how utterly predictable!

Ioan Gruffudd, 47, says he created 'almost instant' bond with co-star

Ioan Gruffudd has told how he developed a close bond with his co-star Ella Newton while out filming their new television series in Australia.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Curlygirl28]

Men who call themselves ‘nice guys’ never are in my experience.

Like people who describe themselves as being funny

 

[Lauz666]

I have to say @Mischievous Mystery posts are one of the best things about this thread !

Totally agree! And she's lovely

 

[Gym&Tonic]

Just heard that Captain Tom is in hospital with COVID. You have to wonder if this is down to the grabby daughter dragging him to Barbados don’t you?

 

[Restless Native]

We need MM to start an ask me anything thread about Tom so we can take the piss out of him to our hearts content

I'm just sick of reading about him on this thread tbh