Secret Celeb Gossip #31

[Bubblesandflowers]

Oh. My. Days Can’t look at Dermot the same again!

I'm not 100% sure how true it is but it is gossip afterall

 

[Pinkblush]

James Martin on Ready Steady Cook when Fern Britton used to do it. His contestant had left a baking tray on the floor bizarrely and he stepped on it going A over T. He looked furious but couldn’t say anything. Some karma for knocking into you Southern Softie!

I thought he was from yorkshire

 

[Norbs]

I thought he was from yorkshire

He is. The poster that Thawaheard was replying to is called Southern Softie.

 

[Tilly3]

James Martin on Ready Steady Cook when Fern Britton used to do it. His contestant had left a baking tray on the floor bizarrely and he stepped on it going A over T. He looked furious but couldn’t say anything. Some karma for knocking into you Southern Softie!

My late mother in law met him at York Races in the VIP area a few years back, said he was an arrogant bleeping twit, made me laugh as she didn’t usually swear, was so funny hearing her regaling it!!

 

[Pinkblush]

He is. The poster that Thawaheard was replying to is called Southern softie

I've just slapped myself lol

 

[Norbs]

I've just slapped myself lol

If you want to delete yours while you’ve got time, I’ll delete mine, too.

 

[freaknasty]

paul cattermole (from s club) used to sit and dm me and speak to me every night on twitter when i was about 13. would always talk about us meeting up and him getting a band with us, at that age i was buzzing but now i’m a lot older i think it’s disgusting with the amount we spoke!

This is the most shocking thing I’ve read in this thread!! What a creepy man.

 

[Pinkblush]

If you want to delete yours while you’ve got time, I’ll delete mine, too.

Im not that technical im afraid. If the delete button/whatever was obvious then i would.

 

[Tilly3]

Im not that technical im afraid. If the delete button/whatever was obvious then i would.

Why would you want to delete anyway??

 

[Sothernsoftie]

@Pinkblush @Norbs Don't worry, don't delete them. Plus he lives in the south now (f-ing great for me, he's a local though luckily I haven't bumped into him yet, again ).

@Thawaheard Thank you! That made me feel a lot better.

I remember not long after, watching him on Saturday kitchen just baffled by how different he was. I tried to find other stories but found 2 at most of him being an arse.

 

[Miss Demeanour]

Any tea on Alex Zane? I've no opinion on the fella, but I'm intrigued. He does the voiceover some film countdown thing on Sky. But what else does he actually do work wise? You rarely see him.

 

[Pinkblush]

He does a lot of radio

 

[LilPinkie]

Yeah he's an absolute prick!
I sort of worked with him a few years ago, by sort of he came to our teaching college to host an event. I was working a few jobs as well as attending college and turned up later in the day. I spoke to one of the tutors who told me he had been unbelievably rude to the students, not interested in the pre planned Q&A and spent most of his time playing video games with the head chef from the visiting hotel. It was an event, people paid for tables wanting to see him and he couldn't care less! Didn't lift a finger to help prep or cook, just barked. Think Gordan Ramsey in Hell's kitchen with 16 year olds.
As I walk into the kitchen, he's pacing at the pass, bumps into me with enough force to make me stumble (didn't hurt much but he wouldn't have missed that he made contact) I look up at him (he's tall, I'm short) to apologise and he doesn't acknowledge me, doesn't even stop, as if I wasn't there at all. I think that annoyed me more than if he were to have had a go at me. Completely ignoring me, we were the only 2 people in the area, it wasn't noisy. He's rude to everyone, belittled the students in the kitchen, I was so happy I was front of house. The students cooked his menu but he criticises everything they've done, and gets them to make it again. He had planned some really poncy shite too, think quails scotch eggs with a soft yolk!
The worst part in my opinion, was when he came out towards the end of the evening to have a chat with the guests. As he walked through the door, you could see his stage persona come out almost instantly. It was so weird and hypocritical. He's laughing and joking, great showman and story teller, saying how well the students in the kitchen have done, how amazing the day has been, blah blah. Everyone is lapping it up. He walks back in, straight back to playing video games, not helping to finish service or clear down. Doesn't care about being there, like the whole day was an inconvenience for him.

We had a few chefs come over. Cyrus Todiwala was the best, Raymond Blanc was creepy and arrogant.

Caught Gogglebox last week showing him having a mare on This Morning. Right diva and he really showed part of his true colours.

Any tea on Alex Zane? I've no opinion on the fella, but I'm intrigued. He does the voiceover some film countdown thing on Sky. But what else does he actually do work wise? You rarely see him.

He does the live Oscars backstage gig chatting with the film know-all’s every year for Sky.

 

[Prince fan 1999]

Allegedly:

both have herpes

she has an eating disorder

he is always cheating on her

she stays for the brand

he got one of the kids teachers pregnant

these are all I can think of so far. Not sure if any are true.

I've heard a few times that he also has another daughter now in her mid 20s..

 

[Thawaheard]

Sorry @Pinkblush and thank you @Norbs . Middle of the night lost with poorly child.

 

[JakeM]

I've heard a few times that he also has another daughter now in her mid 20s..

Me too. I’m not sure where though. Someone on the Daily Mail used to comment “mother of 4, father of 8, KISSES X.” On every article. Who knows what’s true.

 

[petitspois]

So we can add James Martin to the pile of utter shitbags along with Corden etc..

I’m not gay but I’d be up for a night with Kelly Brook - phwoar, as they used to say in The Sun

 

[Gym&Tonic]

I've heard a few times that he also has another daughter now in her mid 20s..

Yes, she lives in Cheshire. She’s a couple of years older than Brooklyn.

 

[Pinkyponky]

Only some tepid tea. I was having a drink with my mate in The Good Mixer pub in Camden many years ago and Graham came in and starting playing pool next to us.

My friend recognised him, I didn't at first, he was really scruffy and unkempt. Creased, grubby clothes, unkempt hair. Scruffy bugger.

A security guard that I used to work with at a trendy club south of the river told me about how Graham Coxon once got his cock out and pissed all over the dancefloor at 333 in Shoreditch. Apparently the security guard launched him down the stairs head first.

 

[LadyLockdown]

Thanks! Lorna Fitzgerald. I'm sure it was even on local news for her first episode. I'm unsure whether she locked someone in a cupboard BUT she was rude to people. An absolute diva. And I remember listening to her call her mum and demand to be picked up.

I always thought she was a terrible actress... Now I'm wondering if she wasn't acting and just not very likeable!