Secret Celeb Gossip #20

[pumpkincandle]

This David Walliams video from 2007 has resurfaced and it's pretty grim -

 

[PeteM]

It's almost like Popbitch looks at this board for their mailout content...

 

[Big Red Dog]

Good morning tattley tea loving tattlers may I spoil your breakfast by sharing a picture in today’s press off Ulrika ? Just look at the fucking state of that ?

 

[Alistess]

Don't shoot me, but am I the only one who absolutely hated 'Sex and the city'?
I can remember one of my friends being obsessed with it while I thought it was complete shite.

Felt this way about ‘Friends’.

 

[caroleffinbaskin]

OMG I have only just realised after countless thread talk about Paul Nichols, it isn’t this geezer and you’re not all as weird as I thought you were

 

[Holly Golightly]

Just reading how Ed Sheeran wants to buy out three of his neighbours so he doesn't have to go the long way 'round to visit a lake on the edge of his property. Seems he already owns most of the village and there is something just barmy to me that someone would need to have all the things Ed has in the one patch, sealed off from the rest of the world. What's the deal with him? Something not "normal" there with his property obsessed to the point where he needs his own pub, church, etc.

 

[maytoseptember]

This week’s Popbitch mailout is great. Walliams gets a scathing mention and Jessie Wallace (heavily discussed in the last thread) is confirmed to be an arsehole

 

[PeteM]

I think Katie and Tom look quite similar though. I think there is a strong enough resemblance between them that Suri could resemble Tom. I can't find the face merging gif I saw years ago, you can really see it there, this is probably the closest I could find now.

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That's a tough wank.

 

[Gonefishing]

Me a few weeks ago “any gossip on Will Smith”
The universe “you asked for it!”

 

[PrincessCharming]

Ugh. ... Paloma Faith and all her fake cookiness and quirkiness. Any tea?

 

[Iily122]

This David Walliams video from 2007 has resurfaced and it's pretty grim -

someone I worked with was his ex sister in law and still saw him at family events occasionally, let’s just say she said she would NEVER trust him around her children and always got weird vibes from him and gave me a very knowing look when she said it!

 

[FunkyMonkey]

Tony Hart who had Morph??!!

When I was little I was scared of Morph

When I was little I was scared of Morph

Realise this is not, technically, secret celebrity gossip.

 

[gashers]

I was pleased to see this headline....

Michael Barrymore's online Strike It Lucky revival 'falls flat'

Michael Barrymore's attempt to revive his 90s game show Strike It Lucky online has allegedly flopped.

www.dailymail.co.uk

I remember Michael Barrymore when he was at the peak of his career and could not for the life of me understand why people loved him his whole act was taking the piss out of people and in a very rude and nasty way

 

[TheJoanCollinsFanClub]

I love your tea. Without sounding like a broken record Joanie, the lovely Tattler who suggested you should have your own thread is right.

OMG Thankyou so much!! - I must say, that I was a bit scared to join Tattle, but honestly, you guys are all amazing, and this is certainly the funniest thread on here!!

 

[TheJoanCollinsFanClub]

Talking of a-ha (I am a bit of an a-ha nut, even now).

Does anyone remember when Morten Harket (<3) and his partner Inez appeared on All-Star Mr & Mrs (presented by everyone's favourite ubiquitous telly male, Schofe, at the time - circa 2000). I was in London to see Depeche Mode at the O2 at the time and it appeared on the telly in the hotel bar. My brother who accompanied me is 13 years younger and had no idea why I suddenly got all excited!

Don't get me wrong, Morten came across as being rather evasive when it came to expressing affection for his partner, though he wasn't outright horrible. He does have a tendency to waffle and become a bit navel-gazing. Schofield, on the other hand, appeared to absolutely LOATHE him, there was a definite bad vibe there.

Maybe they've encountered each other during the height of a-ha's teenybopper madness period (1985-6) when PS was in children's telly? Philip really seemed to hate him and didn't even bother to hide it.

Any a-ha fans (or people who viewed this piece of light entertainment fluff back then) who saw this episode? All 3 clips are on Youtube, will have to watch them again and see if it's as frosty as I remember!

This post just reminded me of one of when 5Star appeared on a Saturday morning kids show, and someone rang in and asked them why they were so fucking crap!!! Does anyone else remember this?!!

 

[Joan Exotic]

Does anyone remember that book Madonna brought out? It was called SEX or something along those lines, and was basically her version of “Readers Wives” but in a hardback edition. I’m sure her kids must be SO proud of her...

My mum worked in a local supermarket when I was a teenager. On the day that the SEX book came out my mum came home and said a man had to be removed from the cafe because a man had come in with his newly purchased book, sat there and started masturbating while looking at the pages

 

[Curio]

The Will and Jada thing, why are they even talking about it publicly It was 4.5 years ago apparently. They should have just posted this on their social media.

 

[AlanBanan]

Chris Terrill is a worse Narcissist than Heather Mills (and basically snorts Columbia every day).

If you spot him run away

I love that type of hypocrisy though. Won’t eat a ham sandwich due to how pigs are treated but will sniff a line of coke gladly whilst ignoring what cartels do to people and communities just for that cheeky line of coke.

If you ever watch a documentary on the South American cartels you’d honestly be disgusted to even think about buying any sort of drug. From rapes of entire villages to murdering children in front of families.

 

[MadameOvary]

I don’t get why Ed Sheeran doesn’t just buy a ranch or house somewhere out in the countryside if he wants privacy. He must really like where he currently lives.

He should just start playing his albums loudly on rotation. I'd guarantee the village would empty in a matter of hours.

 

[RDay]

Ok my bit of goss, not that great but here goes. Years ago went out with a real coke head gangster type.
Used to drink in Denmark street in TPA bar.
Then we would end up in a spill (after hours bar) in Soho. Whilst my stupid gangster ex was off smoking crack I had a conversation with some guy who was from the band Brother Beyond, who was off his face on Coc and a guy called Danny McCall who played Owen in Brookside.
Actually really nice guys who were trying to persuade me I could do so much better than the wanker I was with.
Danny even offered to pay for a hotel for me to escape my evil ex.