My favourite stupid birth name announcement:
On 7th May, to Pooee (née Gubbins) and Spencer, a beautiful daughter, Ruby Rhapsody Panda, a sister for Mimi Magenta Poodle....
My favourite stupid birth name announcement:Kids with all these names may as well be called Fuckwit 1, Fuckwit 2 etc. Got no chance with rhose names....
I could never be a birth registrar. With all the shit names these idiots come up with, I’d end up punching someone!My sister lives close to Alex James of Blur fame.
Him and his family are wankers. She was in W H Smith and the kids were really bay behaved and running around with no control. Guessing they're called really nobby names.
My sister has the same hairdresser as Alex james' wife and she was in there at the same time. The wife was bragging loudly about how she was getting a helicopter to one of the festival's her husband was playing. No one actually gave a shit
PS my sister lives in chipping Norton and Alex James is known as one of the chipping Norton set aka totally over privileged wankers.
Quick Google and kids called Geronimo and twins Artemis and Galileo, and two daughters, Sable and Beatrix.
Jermaine Jackson’s kids name has to be one of the worstTotally agreee. What’s our favourite (for good and bad reasons) celeb name?
I quite like Apple
Shiloh Pitt sounds too much like 'sileage pit' for me!Bear, along with Tiger, is becoming increasingly common.
Shiloh Pitt will never cease to make me do one of these
Yeah he said she was lovely! I’ve always been a fan! Back in the Hannah Montana days. Which I’ve been rewatching on Disney +I've heard Miley Cyrus is nice, perhaps the drugs help.
I think she got the raw end of the media when she and Chris Hemsworth divorced
A family member worked as a registrar for years and sometimes gently enquired as to the name given, but they weren’t able to come out and blatantly say they’d refuse to register the baby if named something daft. Luckily vast majority were ok but did have a PrinceI could never be a birth registrar. With all the shit names these idiots come up with, I’d end up punching someone!
It's Pile o'shit for me. I quite like Shiloh on its own.Shiloh Pitt sounds too much like 'sileage pit' for me!
On idiot baby names, I know George is hardly bizarre, but I think an honourable mention is due to boxer George Foreman, who has 5 sons and 7 daughters. His sons are called George Jr., George III, George IV, George V, and George VI.
Always wondered if perhaps Liam Hemsworth was just a bit boring, and that's why they broke up. She's in her 20s and has a crap ton of money. I know what most of us would do...Yeah he said she was lovely! I’ve always been a fan! Back in the Hannah Montana days. Which I’ve been rewatching on Disney +
She’s always got a lot of stick. Saw her in 2014 in London and her voice was out of this world
Never heard that one but a bit before my time.Don’t know if it’s true but it’s a fun rumourView attachment 127077
I have come across a kid called Will.I.AmA family member worked as a registrar for years and sometimes gently enquired as to the name given, but they weren’t able to come out and blatantly say they’d refuse to register the baby if named something daft. Luckily vast majority were ok but did have a Prince
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