Had the pleasure (eye roll) of an encounter with Jonathon Ross at an awards ceremony a long while ago. I was helping a friend that night as the company she worked for was running the event. I had agreed to shuffle celebrities around from stage to print press to TV interviews to photographers etc.
Jonathon was expected in the big room with all the journos and he had gone missing. I had to go and find him. In the mens loos. Yep, had to get a drunk Jonathon Ross out of the gents and then stand with him in the corridor while he was doing up his flies and falling all over the place. Leaning on my shoulder - probably with piss all over his hands - saying "where do we go then, come on lead the way" and then pretending to go into another room and shut us in there as though we were going to cop off. Probably just having a joke (ha ha and all that) but it was fucking stressful. I had to literally drag him down the corridors and into the press room. Could not wait to get him off my hands.