Deuxmoi have been saying for a few weeks that Chris Evans is dating a lady who apparently is very low key and doesn’t want attention. A non celeb. He’s keeping it quiet to protect her from some of his crazier fans allegedly.
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lol, can you imagine telling your fellow cast members that you had been having 'bum sex' or however she phrased it if this were true.
It is like going into the office on a Monday morning and standing in the kitchen making an instant coffee and telling Jackie from finance and Rob from marketing that you are feeling under the weather because of all the weekend bum-sex.
I mean you wouldn't would you.
It is like going into the office on a Monday morning and standing in the kitchen making an instant coffee and telling Jackie from finance and Rob from marketing that you are feeling under the weather because of all the weekend bum-sex.
I mean you wouldn't would you.
You’d think not, but I used to work with a woman who let us know she pulled on a Monday by proudly declaring another bout of cystitis and drinking cranberry juice at her desk all day
Symptoms of kidney infection are pain in back or side and can include cystitis.I just want to know how having lots of bum sex affects your kidneys!
I'd imagine she went from up the bum to up the fanjo and back, introducing some lovely E.coli bacteria into her urethra.I just want to know how having lots of bum sex affects your kidneys!
Yes I know that, but you don’t get it from anal sex. She must have been going A to V a lot!
Yeah exactly. Bet she pegs her husband too!
He looks like he would love that tbhYeah exactly. Bet she pegs her husband too!
I reckon Simon too. How else did she get BGT - Amanda’s got strap on talent!
Amanda H is just cringeworthy isn't she? Like, yes you look great but put it away already. I often wonder what her children must think of it all...
I heard about someone who bought a few of his paintings as an investment and was planning to sell them for their pension. Gutting.
He's next to Beckham.
He's asexual, I've heard
I’m sure Tom is still close with the Beckhams. They connected around the same time they moved to LA and became friendly with fellow part time Scientology members Will and Jada.VB and David were probably to thick to become members
In coming GenX rant
But l thank god that the net was not around when l was younger, all my stupid teenage mistakes would have been captured forever. I did the cinnamon challenge recently to be "down with the kids" I lasted 10 seconds :/
The teens today have it so much harder because they are looking at and being sold a completely distorted lie of reality and what women should look like.
This is being done by influencer/ tick cock and all the rest using filters
But l thank god that the net was not around when l was younger, all my stupid teenage mistakes would have been captured forever. I did the cinnamon challenge recently to be "down with the kids" I lasted 10 seconds :/
The teens today have it so much harder because they are looking at and being sold a completely distorted lie of reality and what women should look like.
This is being done by influencer/ tick cock and all the rest using filters
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Looking at photos of Wayne Rooney and he’s not been handling lockdown well. Looks puffy and old.
Also every time I see David Beckham around the Royals I cringe, especially since we know how badly he wants a knighthood.
Also every time I see David Beckham around the Royals I cringe, especially since we know how badly he wants a knighthood.
You took the words right out of my mouth. Bunch of twit billionaires and their universe-sized egos.
I had to look up his age because I thought that too. 35! Man, he’s going to look like those obese fans in a year or so!
I chuffing love DeuxMoi! That’s where I learned that Chris Pratt’s nickname is Crisp Rat and I can’t call him by any other name now
Crisp Rat is 100% the worst Chris and I will die on this hill.Why is it Crisp Rat? Eurgh I hate Chris Pratt though, he’s so obnoxious. So different from when he was in Perks and RecI chuffing love DeuxMoi! That’s where I learned that Chris Pratt’s nickname is Crisp Rat and I can’t call him by any other name now
just say his name really quickly a few times…..Crisp Rat!
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