Scousebird Blogs #9 On the 7th day of the xmas, Tories gave to me, a grant from HMRC

[Babygirlie21]

She can't actually keep up with what she lies about. She's just said she can smell the new thrush inducing bath bombs from across the shop, yet has just stuck it right under her snout and had a good whiff. If it's that strong you can smell it half way across the room, you'd be coughing a lung up inhaling the bleeping thing like you've just done Jeff!!

And recently nothing has smelt like the Dock Road anymore including the shite bombs it seems! It's a Christmas fuckin miracle!!

 

[Asevithankstome]

She’s drinking her Christmas coffee out of a mug with the word duck on it......does everything in her shop have a swear word on it? Imagine Cora asking “Mum, what does duck the tories mean?” Poor Giuseppe ain’t gonna see her for a while with the fruit teas and Christmas coffee

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I know it’s Christmas so hot chocolate has gotten more popular but I wish she’d give it a rest “ it’s not powder it’s real chocolate flakes”. Like most places use these days, she’s not some sort of hot chocolate trailblazer.

 

[Sosig]

Years behind as always, trying to make hot chocolate a thing now

 

[Pamelaaaa90]

Hotel chocolat have sold it forever, its not a USP!

 

[Houseofscouse]

Looking back thru her grid I noticed a few things:
- she LOVES that red lippy but defo doesn't suit it
- Nicky totally has a pure man head /chin/jawline
- she wears the tit out of certain clothes thinking they look great (they don't)
- she was up Owen Drew's arse until they dumped her as a stockist because she wasn't in keeping with their brand. (Also their house reno on the Wirral is fairly impressive and doesn't look like the Trafford Centre food forecourt, nor does it look like someone threw up all over it!)
- she gurns a lot on pics

Catching up with last night's post as needed to catch up on some sleep! Where's those naturally plump lips in this photo?! Full of horse tit
**edit**
Also did she take her makeup off after the comments on here good work DABs

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

Why’s she now acting like some hot chocolate connoisseur she needs to pick her lane. she’s a bleeping sensory overload

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Personally i don’t get the big deal with hot chocolate unless you’re twelve to be honest, it’s not even that nice.
God I’m getting triggered by Hot Chocolate what a Karen .

 

[Beepbeepfiat500]

Why’s she now acting like some hot chocolate connoisseur she needs to pick her lane. she’s a bleeping sensory overload

So we’ve gone from an expert in spices and fry light and “scran” (), to coffee, to bath bombs, to hot chocolate in like a week!?

She’s literally the North West Donald Trump... the best at everything in the world, ever!

 

[Sosig]

Why’s she now acting like some hot chocolate connoisseur she needs to pick her lane. she’s a bleeping sensory overload

Sensory overload

 

[Yerma]

Now if that isn’t a Tory talking I don’t know what is. Cheeky witch having a go at council houses. She’s right about one thing and no, you can’t polish a turd but in this case it’s her who can’t be polished. I’d die if I lived in that house next door with her “garden” right in my door step. I cringe for her

 

[Sosig]

Now if that isn’t a Tory talking I don’t know what is. Cheeky witch having a go at council houses. She’s right about one thing and no, you can’t polish a turd but in this case it’s her who can’t be polished. I’d die if I lived in that house next door with her “garden” right in my door step. I cringe for her

Her nans house was soul-less because she has no interior taste.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Now if that isn’t a Tory talking I don’t know what is. Cheeky witch having a go at council houses. She’s right about one thing and no, you can’t polish a turd but in this case it’s her who can’t be polished. I’d die if I lived in that house next door with her “garden” right in my door step. I cringe for her

Who the hell does she think she is?

 

[Beepbeepfiat500]

Now if that isn’t a Tory talking I don’t know what is. Cheeky witch having a go at council houses. She’s right about one thing and no, you can’t polish a turd but in this case it’s her who can’t be polished. I’d die if I lived in that house next door with her “garden” right in my door step. I cringe for her

Delusional, stupid and I’d say pretentious, but she’s not....she’d like to be but she’s not! She’s just a thick piece of tit who’s a total train crash

 

[Yerma]

Her nans house was soul-less because she has no interior taste.

I am sure she had retro 80s radio place mats in the kitchen no no no leave all that tit in Flares!

Delusional, stupid and I’d say pretentious, but she’s not....she’d like to be but she’s not! She’s just a thick piece of tit who’s a total train crash

I don’t know where she’s got all this attitude from. Her lemmings need to wise up.

 

[justthoughtidcomeon]

She’s an old slapper, pity the poor bastard who bought it from her and inherited the wallpaper with the quotes all over it, the NY skyline in the bedroom and the vogue covers she framed and put in the bathroom
duck off Gonorrhoea girl.

#interior #inspo #hun #livelaughlove #swingwhenyawinning

 

[MrsPurchase]

She’s an old slapper, pity the poor bastard who bought it from her and inherited the wallpaper with the quotes all over it, the NY skyline in the bedroom and the vogue covers she framed and put in the bathroom
duck off Gonorrhoea girl.

#interior #inspo #hun #livelaughlove #swingwhenyawinning

Ah, the old swans, giant heart and skyline combo. A true classic interior design theme <chef’s kiss>

 

[contrarymary]

She’s an old slapper, pity the poor bastard who bought it from her and inherited the wallpaper with the quotes all over it, the NY skyline in the bedroom and the vogue covers she framed and put in the bathroom
duck off Gonorrhoea girl.

#interior #inspo #hun #livelaughlove #swingwhenyawinning

that skyline sticker isn’t even in the centre of the headboard! Driving me mad you think you’d sort that out and make the bed properly before posting. Speaking of bed wtf is that bedding... looks like the first dates logo

 

[Yerma]

She’s an old slapper, pity the poor bastard who bought it from her and inherited the wallpaper with the quotes all over it, the NY skyline in the bedroom and the vogue covers she framed and put in the bathroom
duck off Gonorrhoea girl.

#interior #inspo #hun #livelaughlove #swingwhenyawinning

Swing when ya winning

 

[Babygirlie21]

She’s an old slapper, pity the poor bastard who bought it from her and inherited the wallpaper with the quotes all over it, the NY skyline in the bedroom and the vogue covers she framed and put in the bathroom
duck off Gonorrhoea girl.

#interior #inspo #hun #livelaughlove #swingwhenyawinning

She just has no fuckin clue has she. Bet she refers to her style as something like "quirky eclectic", no love ya must just decorate with ya fuckin eyes closed! She's wrecked that house with all of her shite.