That is the ugliest effing jumper I have ever seen
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That is the ugliest effing jumper I have ever seen
Surely that’s her pjs???
Her eyebrows really irritate me, very 2014. They are so severe its the only thing I ever look at on her face because they look like they are sharpied on.
Wish she'd knock it on the head and just fill and fluff
Wish she'd knock it on the head and just fill and fluff
it looks like when they do a close up under a microscope......saying that, it makes sense considering she’s one big bleeping germ
Screaming!!!!! Like what 2016/17 maybe??
Actually at Steph, you do have ThE tOrIeS to thank for your shop, cos you clearly took all the government grants to keep your shop afloat. Also, I’m sure she took advantage of government schemes to pay wages at some point. She sounds like such an ill informed dick when she’s like ‘Da ToRiES r BaSTaRdS’ with nothing further to back it up. Always sounds like she’s trying to be clever
Steff reckons she’s got someone in her shop who says the tories have helped her business. She’s clearly trying to argue back with us DABs without mentioning tattle for fear people might check us out and see the truth.
In other news, I’m supposed to be writing an essay at the moment so wrote a poem instead:
Sniper position and Spanish lenor,
Fake physician and weed galore,
Mouldy cellar and an unfunny fella,
Lockdown doesn’t apply to her,
‘Cos she’s already had COVID, durrrr.
I thank you *bows*.
In other news, I’m supposed to be writing an essay at the moment so wrote a poem instead:
Sniper position and Spanish lenor,
Fake physician and weed galore,
Mouldy cellar and an unfunny fella,
Lockdown doesn’t apply to her,
‘Cos she’s already had COVID, durrrr.
I thank you *bows*.
Can everyone please post a warning before they put a close up of her mush on here...scary Mary
*whispers quietly * I quite like it.
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I remember her saying once that the money the government was giving out in grants and furlough etc was actually our money anyway as we had paid it in tax, which yeah fair enough I agree. But it would be interesting to see her tax returns considering she’s apparently turned over a mil now and the shop is doing SO well
Soz n all that. Kidz r cryin’ (again)
My test should be negative coz I already had it- she sounds like Donald Trump 
absolutely no truth in what she’s spouting today. Ps: if anyone sees her, please make sure you join the queue and ask where she got her legging from cos you know *everyone* constantly asks her. Swipe up so she can fulfil her contractual obligations with very
absolutely no truth in what she’s spouting today. Ps: if anyone sees her, please make sure you join the queue and ask where she got her legging from cos you know *everyone* constantly asks her. Swipe up so she can fulfil her contractual obligations with veryAnd yet when someone called her out on living in Sefton but wasting a test the other day, she justified it by saying oh but apparently you can get it more than once....I’d say she changes her story as often as she changes her knickers but we all know that ain’t oftenMy test should be negative coz I already had it- she sounds like Donald Trump
IYA fellow DABs I'm BAAAACCCCKKKKKKKK!!! 
God DABs let me tell ya, appendicitis is no joke
still feels like I've been hit by a train 
What have I missed or dare I ask??
God DABs let me tell ya, appendicitis is no joke
still feels like I've been hit by a train What have I missed or dare I ask??
oh my god, you poor thing!!!!! Glad you’re ok, we’ve missed youIYA fellow DABs I'm BAAAACCCCKKKKKKKK!!!
God DABs let me tell ya, appendicitis is no joke
What have I missed or dare I ask??
Actual picture of SW's sewing....."I was only darning Mr SW's socks, how did that happen!"My fella is the same
Although I always laugh cos am always doing proper little house on the prairie activities like sewing whilst discussing scranning arse etc
Omg, look at those nATurAlLy pLUmP liPs workin their magic at the races thereHere to please
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Spouting off she has already had Rona... sure you can get it more than once ya know!
Fella I work with has had it twice, confirmed* as well! Honest to God. I'm not even messin'.
*Can confirm it wasn't from scrannin' arse.
Fella I work with has had it twice, confirmed* as well! Honest to God. I'm not even messin'.
*Can confirm it wasn't from scrannin' arse.
Aww thank you Beep, have missed yas too, me lil DAB familyoh my god, you poor thing!!!!! Glad you’re ok, we’ve missed you
She reminds me of Trump "I had it, now I'm immune, I can't get it again, I feel strong like an Ox" (and fuckin look like ones hole too)
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