Sorry ladies not much of a recap but here it goes...
- Jeff well and truly started off the festive season by getting baubles apparently covered in hot glue & then lashed at her windows.
- Due to the baubles covering her windows she must have decided that her new curtains would be better suited as a sarong to pair with her stolen Katt Slater coat... for a night at the boxing? What is the match slag equivalent please? Box slag? Rounds slag? Oh, suits Jeff down to the ground.
- We've been treated nonstop to her "extension diaries" it's this fairly new thing she does where she comes on camera and tells us that there's currently builders in the house doing a few things and it's all going wrong, all while she's in the bath, in the middle of the day, or walking around in her sweaty zigzag horrors dressing gown. Not sure how long the work will take at this rate but I hear once it's done the everyday "bath dairies" will resume.
- With the new season she's brought in, not only 50p dairies markedup by 3000% but also the newest edition of her rentamate bestie, she's swapped whoever it previously was (Jakes Ma?) for this foodie fella. Who seems about as much fun as a rash but equally as try hard and annoying as Jeff so, da-tah, friendship made in desperate-for-content-influencer heaven.
- She's managed to reach new lows of ...well, low. Deciding to use a woman's death for content a few weeks ago and seemingly had no second thoughts or issues continuing that behaviour into the actual funeral of this woman. Turning up late or bringing her fella of 3 minutes... not sure which of the two is the least offensive thing she's done in relation, tbh.
- As mentioned, in the latest arse scranning news Jeff has a new victim it seems, ousted as so since she took him along for the funeral of a woman neither of them knew ( - instead of going with her "best mate" who was apparently there long enough to also briefly tourist the grief online.)
- Decided to have another "as you all know I get trolled, relentlessly" tattle rant allegedly in relation to some jarg review being made (not saying much else on this cause I think it's likely her whos done it tbh) but it's all clearly because of this new fella being mentioned. Tried to make it into a privacy/hatred thing but really she's just fuming we know she's not the strong, single, independent business woman who doesn't need a man... not that there was any danger of that to begin with. (Sidenote: this is directly for you Jeff, what the duck did you think might happen? You thought you could throw on a grief performance online, then for your new fella at the cost of all the actual family and friends of the departed and no body would so much as question you being there, nevermind the +1? Unlikely my love, just makes me question "what the actual duck is wrong with you? Get a grip"
- #wheresCora has seemingly been cast backstage for this season so far (shipped off back to her dads) suppose this has absolutely nothing to do with the new fella on the scene........
That's all (I can remember) folks!
Had to laugh at her "as you know I get trolled" comment, you don't get trolled Steph, you're just genuinely quite disliked for being a scumbag. Imagine getting so irate over a potential riff with your new fella that you go online and basically have a tantrum misdirected as some other nonsense but not at all reacting over people accusing you of being an awful mother for months..... priorities Meff, ay Hun.