Scousebird Blogs #22 Lucky new man gets taken to a funeral and the caravan

[peterpan78]

Always resisted the urge to comment on here but Jeffs latest posts around the death of someone has knocked me sick. I know people who have had dealings with this bitch and she isn’t pleasant. She cheated on her ex Paddy, she used to meet some lad off Twitter in the Travel lodge for sex. He works in the Royal Liverpool Hospital as an admin assistant. He said she was filth and would do anything in bed.
she wasn’t outed by the daily mail. She was outed by a scouser in their circle who made a blag Twitter account and outed a few ‘Twitter famous’ scousers in the middle of the night. So by the time they had seen theyd been outed, it was too late, loads had already seen what they all look like. Jeff said she didn’t mind as she looked fit on the picture that outed her. She actually looked like a man in drag, although better than she looks now with that ambrosia custard hair colour.
Her house stinks of must.
She owes money for rent for the place she used to rent on Dunningsbridge Road. Very Strange for someone whose turned over a million pound.
Her only mate is NMH who is what we could class as an acquaintance.
Her old account wasn’t hacked. She sold it.

anyway DABS, HIYA

 

[Dwight]

I know it's been said but HOW embarrassing is she though!?

Quick question DABs, how often do you or your friends/family randomly (but consistently) pull out their phone and start recording themselves speaking to it like it's their mate? Because I don't understand this behaviour. Like at all. It's so odd, even in this social media influencer society we have these days. It just highlights how few friends she has for a woman of her age. Opening three advent calenders for your followers? Recording yourself at the airport for your followers? Documenting how long it's taking you to get to your hotel ...for your followers??? ...comes across as far less for your followers and more because 1. She doesn't know how to engage with or connect with another actual person (so talks to her phone even while company) 2. She doesn't have any mates to have these conversations with 3. She highkey thinks she's bragging

Ludicrous that she even tries to claim that she's private about anything!
Love, you've got abaaa 6 different instagram accounts that all document different aspects of your fucking life... in what world is that remotely private?! I don't even know you personally at all but I know exactly where you live, what school you went to, where you "work", I know who your exs are, I know what cosmetics you wear, I know what work is going on in your home, I know when you're home and when you're not, I know which gym you go to, I know who your PT is and I definitely know FAR too much about your daughter, her school, her living arrangements, her d.o.b etc.... that's not even all of it! That's just what I can think of now and the stuff that is 100% not speculative. Now realise none of this is stuff I've gone searching for, it's information you've simply and mindlessly shared. In retrospect all that ranting about that bad review she did the other day/week (whenever the fuck it was) is just fucking laughable! Realistically if somebody was looking to really cause some damage to her or her life then she's made no job of it at all for them. A fake review is LITERALLY the fucking least of her worries considering what the wrong person could do with all the information she puts out.

 

[Shazblag]

Come on own up who is Peppermint

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

For any non scousers, just for awareness, NO ONE here calls their Mary a ‘woo’

 

[Aunty.Bev]

Trollz (with a Z) I wish I'd kept the images from many moons ago I worked with Jeff, she'd be walking around the office with box files looking like Blackpool's best! She used to do the circle of show in the staff canteen and the lifts and we retaliated on twitter which is when she decided to 'come out'! As if it's not hard enough for our LGBTQI+ to have that term taken off them by this fame hungry gunt of a self glorifying arsewipe!

Not to mention she'd call in sick to go on Juice FM...!

Good luck and happy Jeffmas!

I had a corker of her necking on Kirkdale station platform! I think it was on my blackberry bold! Lolz!

 

[piebarm]

Every parent needs me time, I get that, just not on the run up to Christmas when it should be all about them

Controversial opinion but if you co-parent from separate locations and your child goes to their other parent’s house on a regular basis, you already have ‘me time’

 

[lipschitz]

I cannot deal with Paul

He’s vile, that hair looks like he works in CEX.

 

[handbags and the gladrags]

She knew she was out of order hence why she was late and didn’t go the wake. She didn’t want to give anyone the chance to pull her up for her crocodile tears. She turned up after Jennie’s coffin arrived so no one would say anything. She did all her wailing for her next content on her insta story and then got off before anyone could say anything. She didn’t go the crem or the wake which I find weird as she was so upset. Her actions proved that she used Jennie for content which is appalling. What annoys me even more is that Jennie was anonymous and never wanted to be outed as OSB so publicly, she left that life behind her. Steph the Meff didn’t even ask family permission before ‘outing’ her.

 

[poppet88]

The sweaty jelly shoes are back!

I can’t deal with this whole look. She looks like a woman in her 50s-60s goin on a cruise ship

 

[anushorribilis]

Hahaha she deffo wants all the SteffMeffs to say “omg hun you proper do look like her” when in reality she looks like Wolf from Gladiators

 

[Sugar Plump Fairy]

I am disgusted in what she’s just said about her house renovations being worse then death …. Yet last Monday was basically inconsolable at the funeral of her friend “Jen”

She’s the most disgusting human to walk this earth
I would give up anything to have my floor sinking and to have my friend Jennie back how can she even say that!!!!!!

 

[Tomi2015]

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Oh dear what can the matter be
Jeffs new kitchen is a total catastrophe

 

[lipschitz]

The way she’s learning Italian less than a month into it cracks me up

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

And on the scran side. Next stop Ma Curetons for sausage à la Yankee Candle

Omg it’s 1st December tomoz and you know what that means DABs! All together now..

sausages roastinggggggg on a Yankee candleeeee

 

[Fat-tits]

Urgh she makes me sick. She didn't smile once while away with Cora and look at her now, only a few hours into her dirty weekend with beppe she's hysterical

 

[Lolipop87]

Even more disgusting when you realise the Tories are basically the ones funding the shop of shite and therefore also this jewellery, via her staff and covid grants. I feel sorry for the woman who lost her mother, it's a shame Jeff feels so comfortable exploiting tragic events purely for her own financial gain at the expense of customers. There's a cruel irony to her having customers that buy any of the "fuck the tories/s*n" products.

Wasn't she cackling about having a "business meeting" when her and Fat Rowe were out one night when we weren't supposed to be socialising? Tory behaviour but can't see it herself

 

[Brummiebird]

She may have been born and raised under an L postcode but there is fuck all that is scouse about her.
Scousers are compassionate, look out for others, stand alongside those less fortunate and are witty and funny. She’s none of that and a scruffy offensive Tory dickhead as well.

 

[cbdgummybear]

Can I just say to the friends of Jennie on here that you’ve all acted so respectful whilst being angry. It just shows your friend was more important to you than some sweat trying to make it all about her. I’m disgusted by her actions. There’s no low that she will stoop for likes

 

[Sir John Elton]

I am sorry, but it’s Sunday and I am still not over Thursdays outfit.

 

[piebarm]

Shame on her the scruffy little slut. Cramming everything into the last few days before Christmas because she’d rather get slotted by a man than do all this last week or the week before. She could have sorted the other rooms out throughout the whole kitchen build. Can’t abide her. Poor Cora

I try not to comment on here anymore after someone accused me of being friends with Steph a few months back but I couldn’t not post after seeing her most recent stories. It’s 5 days to Christmas. Why has she not put her tree up? I had a lump in my throat when she said Cora was crying wanting the tree to go up. All her friends at school will have had theirs up for weeks and they’ll be doing elf on the shelf. She must go into school everyday with a heavy heart hoping no one mentions trees or elves because she can’t join in. Aw I feel so sly on her.