Scousebird blogs #16 Tory gigs and Tory wages, hasn’t seen her kid for ages

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A Lexus? How very 1997 and if she’s got a house in Crosby (or even anywhere round that area) it’ll probably be a doer-upper thing n a nice area that will remain a doer-upper OR a decent house in a not so great area. It’s VERY expensive around there and I don’t think a head and shoulders tweet would be enough to fund it. It looks like they’re trying to be champagne socialists by having people ‘on the payroll’ but pay them sh•t wages and letting them “eat cake”. I’ve never liked any of these b•tches - ScouseMa, Irene eyebrow and all the other cling ons. Real scouse women are probably ashamed that these people are even associated with the reputation of their city - I know I would be!

MEFF!! Omg I’ve not heard that in ages! “Ye meff, ye gong, ye ming gone wrong”
 
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Wasn’t it,”you’re a Ming, you’re a gong, you’re a Meff gone wrong!”? Either way, she jeffinately is!
 
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Wasn’t it,”you’re a Ming, you’re a gong, you’re a Meff gone wrong!”? Either way, she jeffinately is!
Tinhead legendary quote. Who did he say it to, was it Leo Johnson or that posh lad (Danny?) who had 2 siblings who were also a couple my god that was a low point for brookie
 
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Why does she always take mirror selfie’s at thar weird angle that makes her look like she’s dislocated her elbow?
Cause it's the only angle she looks like she's lost any weight from.

I wish she would lash them fucking horrendous trainees (who even genuinely calls them fucking trabs? Absolute wool). I don't give a shit that they're Kurt Geiger either, they make me feel ill every time I see her poorly match them to some vile outfit. Like most of Kurt Geiger after 2017, they're fucking horrible ...once again she's cottoned onto some trend far after it's time.

Them monstrosities and those fucking lumpy Alexander McQueen's that are everywhereeeee just look like market stall blag Stan Smiths to me.
 
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Why does she always take mirror selfie’s at thar weird angle that makes her look like she’s dislocated her elbow?
Cos she looks like a sack of spuds otherwise. As if she’s gone out wearing that! It’s like a native New Yorker walking around in one of those I NY t shirts you can get from a gift shop.

Haven’t heard anyone say trabs since 2004. Genuinely.
 
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Why does she always take mirror selfie’s at thar weird angle that makes her look like she’s dislocated her elbow?
Who the fuck wants her overpriced shit hoodies from China that will probably fall to bits after 2 washes (jeffs ok she doesn’t wash her clothes the skreff) just fuck off and go and sell them in St Helens market or something. No self respecting scouse bird would be seen decomposing in a ditch in one of them
 
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Everything she sells in that shop you can buy for much cheaper, I was Intrested in her Lemon tea, went in, picked it up and found out who made it and bought it for about 8 quid cheaper.
Same with the krazyhouse artwork, my daughter wanted to buy me it but I made her buy it from the artist instead.
 
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Is she having a fucking laugh the rip off Cunt

You can but that lemon tea for about £35 for a kilo bag. She sells it in 100g tins for £15
 

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She said a while ago that her gin can be bought straight from the supplier, be interesting to see how much they charge but I don’t know who makes it
 
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The supplier has a shop on amazon and she is literally doubling the price that they sell their gins for. I wish everyone knew this so didn’t make the mistake of buying from her. Takes the fucking piss. I know there has to be a bit of a mark up but she is getting it for trade price and then flogging it at extortionate rates. This pisses me off!
 
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No wonder she’s turned over a milli
 
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I looked at their site. Average price around 19.99 and she’s selling them for £40
 
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ScouseBird #17 Extortionate gin, mum title in the bin (P.S it’s still a double chin)
 
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Stick to my Tanqueray thanks. Having the blackcurrant Royale one tonight
 
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Proper Tory through and through isn't she.

Wasn't her maiden name Johns(t)on too like? Wouldn't surprise me at this point if she actually was some sort of blood relation to BoJo yano! I can deffo see a family resemblance... the dodgy off yellow barnets with questionable cuts, the oddly worn shite clobber scruffily thrown on, the absent parenting, the massive caricature like facial features, the shameless profiting off of Hillsborough and scouse stereotypes in general... and well obviously, the endless government bailouts. The list goes on really. Might as well be called SmeffJo

(Eta: SmeffJo isn't my finest work i'll be the first to admit but unlike our Meffanny I've done a full weeks worth of work and parenting so I'm goosed; my creativity meter is empty, however, you get my drift )
 
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It’s mostly badly made Chinese shite she buys and wangs a massive profit on to it. Honestly who fucking buys it? I’ve never seen anyone wearing the clobber she sells or using a hairy fanny pen. You can get it all for less than half the price she sells it for if you shop around. There’s fucking something going on there for her to be able to keep that shop open. It’s constantly empty
The stall on paradise st by the Maccies sells the Spanish cleaning stuff 5 things for £20 and yet she still hasn’t lowered the price of hers. And that chocolate she sells must be fucking walking out now it’s that old. No body is going to buy a overpriced dairy milk for a fiver with a stupid phrase on the wrapper when you can go to the likes of B and M and get 5 for the same price
Watch this space they will be flllyyyinnn out for Father’s Day now
Never mentions her own father though
 
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She’ll be doing bundles of How are we? Dairy Milk, an LFC/EFC coaster and an Inside Out drink for Father’s Day.
 
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Even if it was in a prime location instead of piss alley no one would go in it. Can you just imagine walking round town with a “scouse bird” top on. Everyone would be saying..the kip of that silly Cunt. That little gift shop Past times at the top of Church St closed down because it was always empty and that sold some nice stuff
 
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