Scousebird blogs #16 Tory gigs and Tory wages, hasn’t seen her kid for ages

[Aob]

Just saw the photo of her posing outside anfield. No mention of the continued injustice against the 96 that was in the news yesterday… carry on flogging your fuck the s*n necklaces tho Jeff.

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

Why’s she telling 110k people about hangover drinks. It’s your daughters fucking birthday get off your phone

 

[Asevithankstome]

Hey Jeff, if your daughter shrinks into her car seat and says no then covers her face while you’re filming her, I’d say that’s her not giving you consent to film her and then post on SM but you do anyway because you want to. What does your book say about that?

 

[TaylorMomsen]

I first came to tattle to make sure there wasn't a page about me (there still isn't, phew). Let me tell you, if there was a page about me calling me ugly or fat or whatever, sure, I would look at it and say it's jealousy. But it there was a page pointing out my tax evasion, calling out crude, inappropriate behaviour, and questioning how little I see my child, I would be taking a good look at myself and examining why these points continue to be raised. I don't believe any individual can be so deluded that they do these things and then genuinely believe the tattlers are making it up, and if she is that deluded, she needs to be studied in a lab.

Dying to know who you are Shirl!

I was thinking that the other day, if I was an influencer and had a thread on Tattle, I'd be using it as constructive criticism to improve how I worked! Its literally just like market research, we praise when someone does something good, and pull them up when they don't. People pay good money for this type of feedback!

 

[MariellaMac86]

A SYMPATHY HAIRY FANNY PEN

 

[battybetty2]

Fu*k off Jeff.
Don’t want to sound like a Tory. Is your house really that big though ? Depends what you define as big I suppose.
Managed to get herself a bottle of champagne for twenty quid, some m&s food.
Is the Lexus paid for in cash or is it on finance?
I wouldn’t say she’s that impressive. Joke she is honesty.
Paying below minimum wage. Then bragging about how much you have. Be careful Jeff your real colours are starting to show. She needs
To stop with the labour voting, vegetarian socialist persona. I saw the bacon on your breakfast Jeff! I see you voting Tory.
Your a compulsive liar. Hideous inside and out.
Where’s CORA!

 

[Whatofitlike]

Honestly I’m fuming. Like people have said it isn’t hard to signpost! What harm would it have done to say “I know I talk about sensitive topics and the fact you’ve had the strength to reach out is amazing. Thank you for choosing me. I’d hate to give bad or inappropriate advice coz I’m not expert but here’s some places that can and will help you.”
She’s scum

 

[cbdgummybear]

As a man, I’m offended by nothing she says. It’s just makes her look really unattractive as a person. I don’t think she realises men can also see how desperate she is. She just needs to go away now.
Also, filming your kids day out for your social media page. Is nothing sacred? That’s yours and the kids time. Doing your videos while she’s there. Tory behaviour. How can you post videos and photos of theri kid on the same page you’re gagging for penis?!

 

[Tealicious2020]

No I can’t cope. WHO PUTS HARIBO IN THE FRIDGE! All the comments here about the fridge having no evidence of a child actually living there so she throws a concoction together of battered half eaten Easter eggs and some haribos left over from last Easter. ‘Swipe to see cora’s reaction’ cause she’s never had a treat drawer before

 

[battybetty2]

I think Paul was probably a terrible partner there’s no doubt about it but he does adore Cora. I think he does post a little bit too much for attention to show what a great dad he is but there you go. He is there for her that’s the main thing.
He was the stay at home dad though wasn’t he and she was always working and now you can see Cora and Paul have a much stronger bond.
It’s the modern would I get that and maybe if she was a man she wouldn’t be judged so much.
I do think it’s a big shock for a lot of people to see a women so uninterested in their own child and would prefer to go out drinking and spending money on themselves. I don’t know my kids are the centre of my world I think that’s why I find it so hard to relate to her now.
I would literally be going all out for my kids party and taking it all in. Just think it’s such a magical time for kids like it’s the one day they get to feel special.
She’s older than me but I feel like she’s trying to act so much younger and it’s not that I’m jealous....I mean yeah when I see eighteen year olds out on a Monday I think ‘ wow remember them days without a care in the world’ and they look fab but with her it just looked really awkward and sad.
ALSO PLEASE WASH YOUR BEDSHEETS .. you absolute scruff instead of spraying them with Spanish cleaning products ... that made me itch.

 

[Dwight]

That whole "consent for telling me your problems" rant has come off the back of her reading that book. 100% - Admittedly I haven't read it myself, (due to reading about the author prior and deciding not to) but my SIL read it around the start of the year & she started going on about how it's only fair that people "offer fair warning when they are about to unload trauma of some sort unto others in case the nature of the trauma is triggering to the people they are unloading it onto" ...and for weeks she obnoxiously announced "the next things I'm going to say might be hard for you to hear so please let me know if you are not currently in the right head space for me to discuss heavy topics before I continue" before talking about pretty much fucking anything from literal washing detergents to, actually traumatic topics, like rape or abuse.

It's the new age "wokeness" which they think is them letting everybody know how aware, educated and sensitive they are to important or current issues but in actuality it just shows anybody with any actual intelligence about them that they've only read one book this year and in general are completely clueless gobshites who are just trying to keep up appearances; and Meffanny currently fucking reeks of it, more than usual.

Wouldn't surprise me if she's lashed half of her wardrobe because the book told her it would improve her life, or some shit, too. Judging by the social media posts Screff, you should've lashed the lot, Love.

 

[Salliescrunchie]

Wow…..

I mean, she could have framed that post to be about going to professionals for qualified advice etc but instead said your rapes ruined her day and she is the violated one.

 

[FoxyNasa]

Yessss Foxy! I’ve been lurking this thread since day 1, it’s proper funny I should post more but truff takes up all my spare time

I love seeing my trolls out and about on other threads. Im like ...

HI TROLL FRIEND

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

Ay I reckon she’s only done that story because we were saying the other day about truffle hog chatting ‘my DMs are always open!’ and how dangerous and irresponsible it can be to encourage vulnerable people to reach out to unqualified narcissistic cunts basically

good afternoon screff where is your child????

 

[battybetty2]

Basically if anyone missed it or can’t be bothered to watch it, it basically went like this ; Listen I am sick to death of STRANGERS messaging me with their problems. I DO NOT KNOW YOU. I CAN NOT HELP YOU and I DO NOT CARE.
I am only interested in collaborations, free stuff and dick pics.
I don’t even care that much about my own daughter so why would you think that I would care about any of my followers. I don’t. I just want your money. That is it. Your are effecting my mental health with your problems. Good bye. P.s please buy tat from my shop to fund my champagne lifestyle.

 

[cbdgummybear]

R I’m going off again. Dya know why that’s upset me so much? Because it’s took me six years of intense counselling, therapy, self help and really painful soul searching to get to a point where I’m happy. And that’s only clicked this year and with my amazing counsellor. Up until that point I had such a low opinion of myself and I internalised everything, that if I’d have reached out and seen that message, I’d have felt awful and anxious and be devastated about it. People who’ve suffered are fragile, surely it only takes common sense to be empathic? It’s just made me SO sad and I wish I could get a message to the people who’ve messaged her

It takes so much to get to the stage when you feel things are slowly turning around, and I’m glad you never messaged her. I just haven’t been able to let this go today, tbh. A week before Xmas I was in a really bad place from shielding on my own and I reached out to a fb friend I’ve never met in talk life before, a stranger on the internet, and I’m still here, cause that person was an empathetic, caring person. When I watched that video, my gob was getting wider.
I knew what it’s like to get to the point, you just need to reach out to someone with something you think you’ve got in common with. To see her response made sick and sad for anyone else who hadn’t reached out yet.
Also, if she does some kind of grovelling video, masked as a,”I’ve had time to reflect because of that new bible”, then you know she’s read all the comments from everyone here calling her the lowest of the low. Typical Tory. Do as your earrings tell you and fuck yourself

 

[TheGhostofShirleyBallas]

So in the gospel according to St Jeff she goes on about tearing down successful women. Isn’t that exactly what she done to Claudia Winkleman then bragged about it. Practice what you preach you fucking head case

Let me tell you, I've worked with Claudia and she's one of the most insecure people in the business. She's a wonderful woman but more fragile than she looks. That tweet really pissed me off.

 

[Asevithankstome]

Has anyone watched the fb story she just put up?! Absolutely disgusting. Saying people inbox her about abuse,etc. Please don’t contact me cos it ruins my day. See a therapist. Fuck off!! You’ve put yourself in the public eye, going on about be kind and helping each other then basically rip someone cos they’re in a bad situation and feel like they have a strange connection to your fb persona.
Why not get some useful phone numbers like the Samaritans, etc and send them to them, instead of washing your hands off it.
Self centred gobshite who is using that fuckin book as her new guide to life

I thought exactly the same. Didn’t she once do a story that went on for half a day after Bad Man Ting was exposed as a narcissist and she became the self-imposed expert in spotting a liar? I get what she is saying about the dangers of a victim opening up to a stranger on the internet but Jeff isn’t a stranger to her followers, she has said so much about being a victim that people will think she can relate. She tried to backtrack by saying it makes her feel sad that the writer is going through pain cos she knew exactly how that would come across.

I’ve trained with the Samaritans and I wouldn’t send a domestic abuse victim to them because they aren’t a counselling service and they’d send the caller somewhere appropriate so Jeff maybe should’ve followed this through and posted up a list of suitable places who can help.
She thinks she’s Carrie Bradshaw and as much as I loved the show, she was a massive narcissist like Jeff.

Anyone fragile enough to have messaged her will now feel rejected and like they’ve lumbered someone they thought could help because she has put herself out as the queen of recovery. Jeff, please do something beneficial and do some signposts of charities for people to turn to in order to make up for making something personal to them just another reason for you to big yourself up.

 

[Asevithankstome]

Is she really laughing about that builder trying to contact her what a fucking bitch he was obviously trying every way to contact her and she goes in to make a story basically making a cunt out of him if that was my fella she was cackling about I’d smash her face in the poor man!!

That’s what I thought. Excuse him just wanting to do his job on a Sunday and wanting to confirm something about what she thinks is gonna enhance the shop of shite. I’d say he was being pro-active trying to get hold of her while she is in a gummy bear sleep coma. She’s a total sociopath.

 

[TheGhostofShirleyBallas]

Q: What sort of business owner has time to fuck about making videos all day?

A: A failing one.